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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Trump filed for reelection like an hour into his presidency so he could dodge some sort of esoteric finance laws

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/TheDaraKam/status/968495100321026048

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

A Brad? Come on BRAD. Fuckin Brad.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

btw Supreme Court just rules that immigrants can be held in detention indefinitely without hearings

Yeah it's insanely bad

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/256092879401934850

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

petit choux posted:

Would have had to get around the bodyguards. And his mother.

i'm sure there were plenty of opportunities they were all just loving cowards

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!
how is alex jones still able to do his thing effectively after he said under oath that his persona was just an act

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

"...has selected a manager that is being hailed as a 'Digital Guru' by...."

[20 minutes later] "...in reality appears to be a fictional character named BonziBuddy, developed in the early two-thou..."

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

so a type of facility where we can concentrate them? :thunk:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/968507512998760448

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
alex jones currently heating up some left over chili

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

tfw you gotta ban something to make schools safe from shootings but it can't be guns

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


lock 'er up

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Jose posted:

lol this is so he can spend all his time doing rallies isn't it

dont need to worry about the problems if youre always partying

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Rigged Death Trap posted:

An entire platoon disappears in the ever shifting sinkholes

The rhythmic stomping awakens the ancient guardian of the swamp and it snags an f35 from the air and swallows it whole

A plague of frogs will amass and cheer on the bringer of the endtimes.

yeah but are these frogs gay or not???

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

tenderjerk posted:

how is alex jones still able to do his thing effectively after he said under oath that his persona was just an act

Perhaps nothing matters?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




FactsAreUseless posted:

I don't remember the number, but it keeps pretty much everything legislators in the state do from becoming public record. They're mad because journalists in the state won a major court case regarding legislative records, and this is a retaliation.

found it!!

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattl...records-closed/

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
What's tromp going to do after he wins in 2020? My guess is either he's going to push congress for repealing term limits or spend his 2nd term campaigning for Ivanka 2024.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Not a ton of Obama campaigning tweets sadly.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/220156023275659265

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

trump is insanely disgusting. I am currently insane and disgusted

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

hell yes.
ban all guns.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

VladimirLeninpest posted:

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/968502680762003458

exciting

what's our irrational, knee-jerk president going to do!?

Did he resign or what?

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

FactsAreUseless posted:

btw Supreme Court just ruled that immigrants can be held in detention indefinitely without hearings

you too can be a Guantanamo Bay franchisee! [Learn More]

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
the stench of piss in the air is thick right now. today's gonna be a Goodass Day

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

When you log in because trump screamed witch hunt and the music that instantly played in your head is the title of the thread.

https://twitter.com/TeaPainUSA/status/968478562549420032

People say this a lot

It’s almost never right

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

PostNouveau posted:

Did he resign or what?

:siren: TRUMP LIKES APPLAUSE, WILL SEEK MORE OF IT :siren:

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
i need more indictments bob

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

tenderjerk posted:

how is alex jones still able to do his thing effectively after he said under oath that his persona was just an act

he didn't really mean that he was just outsmarting those judge libtards :eng101:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




FactsAreUseless posted:

btw Supreme Court just ruled that immigrants can be held in detention indefinitely without hearings

in a 5-4 ruling??

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




these are the COOLEST kids ive ever seen

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Squizzle posted:

in a 5-4 ruling??

5-3

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


This just in: Powersauce is amazing!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
So who's this Brad Parscale fellow? Some nazi I assume?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

alnilam posted:

my middle school banned backpacks when columbine happened, then after a month switched to see thru or mesh packs only, then a year later gave up

honestly it was annoying but not that bad to not have a backpack, they compensated by giving a few more minutes between classes to stop by your locker more frequently

anyway it's a dumb policy regardless bc neither columbine guys nor this guy even used backpacks iirc, or if they did I'm sure they could have done just fine without one

oh and uh can i have a large sprite, pls wrap it up so I can put it in my backpack for later

its a racist conflation of gun crime/crime guns (i am p sure my high school had some guns in it) w white rage school shootings!!!

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
laying down the groundwork

although tbh between this and the 13th not outlawing prison slavery, you don't really need much more

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
trump?

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


FactsAreUseless posted:

btw Supreme Court just ruled that immigrants can be held in detention indefinitely without hearings

in a 6-3 decision, scotus rules that guantanamo can be used to house and torture naturalized immigrants

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




alito looks like a feckless bitch so i bet hed start voting w sotomayor if she got in his face and threatened to crush his balls to paste if he didnt come correct

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Baller Ina posted:

People say this a lot

It’s almost never right

yeah i doubt he has the self control to subtweet anything

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




GobiasIndustries posted:

So who's this Brad Parscale fellow? Some nazi I assume?

digital guru op

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