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VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

Lord of Pie posted:

Repurpose Oklahoma as a chud reservation

the trail of trucknuts

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:08

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# ? May 27, 2024 09:03

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Addamere posted:

did dude just call some other dude Cruella DeVille?

he called Dana Loesch Cruella DeVille

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:08

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:09

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm gonna say it for the people who weren't reading the thread last night; They're making new Zoids

first londos and now zoids

what the gently caress are any of these????

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:09

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

oklahoma is already 100% chud

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:09

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mormonpartyboat posted:

owned drat #worldstar

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:09

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Shrekli getting his poo poo regularly pushed in for the last year or so is prob the most unappreciated story since then

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:09

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

ScrubLeague posted:

oklahoma is already 100% chud

Trump repeatedly insisted it was 112

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:10

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

Lord of Pie posted:

Once they get enough toll roads around Tulsa it will be too expensive for anybody to escape

just drive through the toll plazas, the budget for staff for those things comes from the same budget they draw from for road repairs so the toll booths have been empty for years

the cameras don't work more than half the time so if a cop isn't pulled over waiting for people to blow the booth there's nothing to stop you from zipping through ten dollars worth of toll roads

to people not living in Tulsa: this is not really a joke, the only ways out of Tulsa via major interstate all turn into toll roads as soon as you get near the city limits. If you want to leave Tulsa you have to pay (at least) 3 dollars. (or take Route 66 everywhere, in which case some small town cop will make sure to write you a ticket big enough to make you wish you took the toll road)

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:10

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Shageletic posted:

Shrekli getting his poo poo regularly pushed in for the last year or so is prob the most unappreciated story since then

wu tang clan aint nothin to gently caress with

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:10

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/AP/status/968533825956515841

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:11

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/cnni/status/968523389592899586

lmao

I am proud of my president who made it 8 years without paying off a porn star.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:11

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

dems are a mess

dems are a waste

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:11

MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

ScrubLeague posted:

oklahoma is already 100% chud

95% some of us nonchuds are stuck here against our will

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:12

Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

punchymcpunch posted:

extremely not jimmy buffet but the guy who sang the pina colada song but nobody knows who the gently caress that was so lets say jimmy buffet voice: IF YOU EXPERIENCE BIJNA COLADAS

that was the nyacht rocker Rupert Holmes

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:12

freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

mormonpartyboat posted:

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:12

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Mirthless posted:

just drive through the toll plazas, the budget for staff for those things comes from the same budget they draw from for road repairs so the toll booths have been empty for years

the cameras don't work more than half the time so if a cop isn't pulled over waiting for people to blow the booth there's nothing to stop you from zipping through ten dollars worth of toll roads

to people not living in Tulsa: this is not really a joke, the only ways out of Tulsa via major interstate all turn into toll roads as soon as you get near the city limits. If you want to leave Tulsa you have to pay (at least) 3 dollars. (or take Route 66 everywhere, in which case some small town cop will make sure to write you a ticket big enough to make you wish you took the toll road)

does the reflective cover on your license plate trick still work?

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:12

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Mirthless posted:

just drive through the toll plazas, the budget for staff for those things comes from the same budget they draw from for road repairs so the toll booths have been empty for years

the cameras don't work more than half the time so if a cop isn't pulled over waiting for people to blow the booth there's nothing to stop you from zipping through ten dollars worth of toll roads

to people not living in Tulsa: this is not really a joke, the only ways out of Tulsa via major interstate all turn into toll roads as soon as you get near the city limits. If you want to leave Tulsa you have to pay (at least) 3 dollars. (or take Route 66 everywhere, in which case some small town cop will make sure to write you a ticket big enough to make you wish you took the toll road)

wow why would anyone not be actively trying to escape

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:12

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

mormonpartyboat posted:

wu tang clan aint nothin to gently caress with

i hope that album becomes a mythical cursed item that takes down rich fucks for thousands of years

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:12

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 369 days!

mormonpartyboat posted:

dems are a mess

dems are a waste

last time they said he would get up on stage and moon everybody, nasty guys

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:13

DiscountDildos: Nov 8, 2017

Oklahoma is third-world suck trash and I'm loving all the hate we're getting right now.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:13

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/968533825956515841

gently caress ~~you Bill Clinton~~ the entire Clinton family

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:13

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

MacheteZombie posted:

95% some of us nonchuds are stuck here against our will

oklahoma is both small and flat enough that you could walk to illustrious states like kansas, texas, or arkansas.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:13

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

fits my needs posted:

wow why would anyone not be actively trying to escape

hanson concerts

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:13

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

guys im running for president in 2020

i promise to fully disclose any sex i have with porn stars between then and now

also i will make weed legal but only for gays and i will outlaw guns except for gays

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:13

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

MacheteZombie posted:

95% some of us nonchuds are stuck here against our will

it's cute that you think you make up 5%, but it's 100% even with the most unfavorable rounding possible

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:13

Chillgamesh: Jul 29, 2014

UFOTacoMan posted:

pence lookin like he just got done with a marathon horseriding sesh in this pic

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:14

radical meme: Apr 17, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Mirthless posted:

just drive through the toll plazas, the budget for staff for those things comes from the same budget they draw from for road repairs so the toll booths have been empty for years

the cameras don't work more than half the time so if a cop isn't pulled over waiting for people to blow the booth there's nothing to stop you from zipping through ten dollars worth of toll roads

to people not living in Tulsa: this is not really a joke, the only ways out of Tulsa via major interstate all turn into toll roads as soon as you get near the city limits. If you want to leave Tulsa you have to pay (at least) 3 dollars. (or take Route 66 everywhere, in which case some small town cop will make sure to write you a ticket big enough to make you wish you took the toll road)

Lol, yeah, it sucks. It's the future that America deserves.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:14

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

VectorSigma posted:

the trail of trucknuts

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:14

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

oklahoma is texas without the personality and also only white people

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:14

Serf: May 5, 2011

Addamere posted:

what the christ

man the way i used to play the commonwealth was to constantly wormhole between a few enemy systems in the middle of nowhere blowing up their mining platforms and shipyards with missile corvettes not giving a gently caress about enemy response because lol later nerds

now i have to actually give a poo poo about borders and chokepoints?

lame

sorry they made the game interesting

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:14

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm gonna say it for the people who weren't reading the thread last night; They're making new Zoids

any word on new Noids?

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:15

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

School shooting crisis actor called dana loesch cruella deville

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:15

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Weeping Wound posted:

first londos and now zoids

what the gently caress are any of these????

zoids are robot animals with guns

There have been multiple Zoids cartoons in the past, but for the past decade or so the only new Zoid stuff coming out has been large, expensive model kits for adult builders. But they just announced a new line of Zoids model kits, a new Zoids cartoon, a new Zoids comic book, and a new Zoids video game, all coming out this summer.

2018 is the year of Zoids!

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:15