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Nenonen posted:Viime yönä näin erikoista unta. Mitähän tarkoittanee? Unessa ajelin moottorikelkalla erämaassa kun huomasin edelläni kaksi hiihtäjää. Saman tien tajusin että siinä sivakoivat Juha Sipilä ja Matti Vanhanen. Annoin kelkalle hanaa ja keulin takaapäin Vanhasen päälle, niin että kelkan keula tömähti maahan juuri Sipilän taakse ja kelkan etusuksi seivästi pääministerin nilkasta läpi. Kelkka jäi kuitenkin paikalleen kuin tervaan, ja kun katsoin alas taakse niin näin että Vanhasen hiihtotrikoo oli sotkeutunut telamattoon ja kun annoin kunnolla kaasua niin Vanhasen nahkakin kuoriutui irti ja veri vain lensi kaaressa moottorikelkan taakse. Sammutin kelkan, nousin sen selästä ja avasin tavaraboksin. Otin sieltä moottorisahan ja käännyin Sipilää päin. Sipilä kiljui kuin sika kun nykäisin sahan käyntiin ja menin hänen luokseen. Pian kiljunta katosi sahan ulvontaan ja Sipilä kypäräni visiirin peittäneeseen verisumuun. Sokeana heitin sahan pois ja avasin visiirin. Kumarruin polvilleni keskelle höyryävää verilampea ja kun katsoin heijastustani sen pinnasta, minua katsoi silmiin hymysuinen Paavo. keep going Im almost there
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 17:15 |
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Every time I see that stupid loving oval office Haglunds face in the news I think that's the most punchable face in Finland.
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# ? Feb 9, 2018 07:39 |
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Nenonen posted:Viime yönä näin erikoista unta. Mitähän tarkoittanee? Unessa ajelin moottorikelkalla erämaassa kun huomasin edelläni kaksi hiihtäjää. Saman tien tajusin että siinä sivakoivat Juha Sipilä ja Matti Vanhanen. Annoin kelkalle hanaa ja keulin takaapäin Vanhasen päälle, niin että kelkan keula tömähti maahan juuri Sipilän taakse ja kelkan etusuksi seivästi pääministerin nilkasta läpi. Kelkka jäi kuitenkin paikalleen kuin tervaan, ja kun katsoin alas taakse niin näin että Vanhasen hiihtotrikoo oli sotkeutunut telamattoon ja kun annoin kunnolla kaasua niin Vanhasen nahkakin kuoriutui irti ja veri vain lensi kaaressa moottorikelkan taakse. Sammutin kelkan, nousin sen selästä ja avasin tavaraboksin. Otin sieltä moottorisahan ja käännyin Sipilää päin. Sipilä kiljui kuin sika kun nykäisin sahan käyntiin ja menin hänen luokseen. Pian kiljunta katosi sahan ulvontaan ja Sipilä kypäräni visiirin peittäneeseen verisumuun. Sokeana heitin sahan pois ja avasin visiirin. Kumarruin polvilleni keskelle höyryävää verilampea ja kun katsoin heijastustani sen pinnasta, minua katsoi silmiin hymysuinen Paavo. Man this is just the same poo poo I see every time I close my eyes
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His Divine Shadow posted:Every time I see that stupid loving oval office Haglunds face in the news I think that's the most punchable face in Finland. Him and Jussi Niinistö are interesting in that it's quite hard to find a picture of either of them where they don't look like vampires in lovely disguises. e: Blaa! BLAAA! Catpain Slack fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Feb 10, 2018 |
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Wow, you just provided me with an answer for why Ville has always rubbed me the wrong way. Didn't even have to pay for therapy! Anyway this whole thing needs to be posted here: quote:Transkripti alkaa Ykkösaamun kohdasta 16:35. Mukana vain aktiivimallista kertova osuus. http://blogit.apu.fi/uuninpankkopoikasakutimonen/2018/02/10/ei-ole-massia/#comment-55407 This government never does its homework. Ever. DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Feb 11, 2018 |
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https://twitter.com/LauraHuhtasaari/status/962400094124478470
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# ? Feb 11, 2018 13:31 |
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i'm sure she doesn't actually mind being categorized as "really white"
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# ? Feb 11, 2018 13:32 |
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https://twitter.com/leenarantanen/status/963113465127800833 The government agreed to disagree about fathers getting parental leave. Take that, progressives!
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 21:33 |
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Wow, this is the last government I would expect to cancel something!
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 11:48 |
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quote:Sisäministeriön maahanmuutto-osaston ylijohtaja Jorma Vuorio ei näe ongelmaa sisäisen paon mahdollisuuden käyttämisessä perusteena kielteisissä päätöksissä. Vuorio huomauttaa, että UNHCR on yksi järjestö muiden joukossa eikä sen näkemys velvoita Suomea. UNHCR on vain järjestö muiden joukossa siinä missä Kalajoen Marttayhdistys, Hervannan larppaajat tai Euroopan Unioni.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 15:11 |
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Nenonen posted:UNHCR on vain järjestö muiden joukossa siinä missä Kalajoen Marttayhdistys, Hervannan larppaajat This, but unironically
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 15:20 |
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the elephant in the living room is that there is a limited capacity for foreign people to come here, and once that is/was reached, the officials of course have to start ignoring the law and just say no to people. The rest is just media circus. Now you might argue that the limit should be lower or higher, but in that case you shouldn't focus on the legality because legality isn't the core issue.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 18:20 |
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Maybe we shouldn't be sending people to their deaths.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 18:30 |
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Nenonen posted:Maybe we shouldn't be sending people to their deaths. Freezing the entire population cryogenically isn't on the hallitusohjelma
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Darkest Auer posted:This, but unironically Must have missed when Finland signed those treaties.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 20:13 |
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Darkest Auer posted:Freezing the entire population cryogenically isn't on the hallitusohjelma Yes, only the rich get to have their mortal vessels preserved. e: \/\/\/\/\/ preserves the flavor DanTheFryingPan fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Feb 15, 2018 |
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Personally I do support icing all the rich people.
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# ? Feb 15, 2018 09:10 |
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Something weird is going on in Uganda. And somehow Patria, a Finnish arms manufacturer, is involved. This week reports arrived that a Finnish individual was found dead in his hotel room at Uganda, local police stating he was a victim of some fraud gone nasty. Apparently he was trying to do some business on behalf of Patria, since he was carrying product brochures from Patria. And apparently he did: Patria straight up admitted they goofed for breaking their internal guidelines, but that doesn't say much, now does it? Here's where things get mysterious. When reporters asked the security forces in Uganda about the incident - who apparently realized the victim was going to be a victim of a scam but were too late to stop it - they pointed out Suvi Lindén was somehow a part of the dead man's entourage. You know, the minister of culture back a decade ago and member of the NC. Lindén replied that she was a special envoy of a UN led broadband internet commission in Africa, nothing to do with Patria, but it was later revealed the UN department responsible announced that she hasn't been part of the program for some time now. So what's going on here? Either she's dense (plausible) or there's more to this than first meets the eye. No. 1 Callie Fan fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Feb 15, 2018 |
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Ah, apparently Lindén was actually the one who found him dead in his hotel room, the victim also a fellow NC party member. She was working with him in reaching some potential clients thru her connections. But why was she on what looks like a trip to do some arms dealing on behalf of the Finnish state? And what's with the lie about being a UN special envoy?
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# ? Feb 15, 2018 20:35 |
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Linden is stupid enough to commit state crimes any day of the week and KOK doesn't care because there's no-one to oppose them at the moment.
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# ? Feb 15, 2018 20:38 |
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I'm all for exporting Linden to Uganda. Does that make me racist?
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# ? Feb 15, 2018 20:40 |
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I wish we got news about dead kokkeli members more often
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Jerry Cotton posted:Linden is stupid enough to commit state crimes any day of the week and KOK doesn't care because
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:31 |
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Mods, change my username to Etukuri of Kampala ...also apparently the Kok. businessman had his nostrils full of kokaine cut with kokroach poison, what a poetic death
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 20:47 |
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Rajat kiinni ja heti
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 04:58 |
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Who Killed Captain Alex? Suvi Linden
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Adaptabullshit posted:Who Killed Captain Alex? Nice of her to indite the journalist interviewing her in Uganda for the local police to rough up. No. 1 Callie Fan fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Feb 21, 2018 |
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Good news, everyone! 1000 päivää täynnä – tulokset puhuvat puolestaan quote:Erityisen iloinen olen erinomaisesta työllisyyskehityksestä. Nyt työllisyysaste (70,9 %) on jo yli tavoiteuran, joka johtaa hallitusohjelman tavoitteeseen 72 % vaalikauden lopussa. Luvut ovat korkeimmalla tasolla 27 vuoteen. Suomi has finally been put kuntoon! Ihmeet jatkuvat quote:Aamun Karjalaisessa kerrottiin, että vuoden aikana tapahtuneesta työllisyyskasvusta yli kolmasosa on tullut määräaikaisesta osa-aikatyöstä, ja sen lisäksi huomattava osa uusista työllistyneistä tulee työvoiman ulkopuolelta. Tilastokeskuksen työvoimatutkimuksen mukaan työttömiä oli tammikuussa 238 000, mikä on vain 4 000 vähemmän kuin vuosi sitten. Sen verran väkeä on saadaan varmasti laskemalla yhteen Lex Lindströmin ansioista eläkkeelle päässeet ja määräaikaishaastattelujen avulla kortistosta siivotut sinne kuulumattomat.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 11:43 |
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I remember worrying about this back in 2015, that the economy would pick up on its own because of the global macroeconomic trend and the parties in power would try to claim credit for it. Although it's difficult to swindle a voter into voting for you on that basis if they and their friends and family aren't actually better off - that's why racism is easier to sell.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 12:35 |
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I mean who did not see this coming. Economic high "It's 100% because of us" economic low "It's because of the world economy, who can help it." Same old story. There have been two parties at the top position since I was like twelve and none of their underlying economic policies and philosophies have changed at that time besides becoming more extreme. But THIS time I'm supposed to think we hit some sort of an magical spot of cuts and loving over the poor. Sure. I can't wait for the next recession and how it is not their fault at all and nothing they have done has had an effect on anything. There will be one and I am pretty sure either Cock or Kepu will be holding the Prime Minister's position even then. And how we have to cut even more to survive that recession. DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Feb 23, 2018 |
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I know a guy who's been successfully employed thanks to our glorious government. Well, employed in the sense that he was harangued into applying for a palkkatuki job against his shrink's advice, kusetti tiensä haastatteluista läpi, worked there for 3 weeks and has now been on sick leave for 2+ months. Dude's costing taxpayers like 4x as much as he was before, but he's technically not unemployed anymore. Suomi nousuun!
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I took that photo myself, but I did not put it there.
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People Should Take More Personal Responsibility for Their Livelihood, Says Man Living on Taxpayer Funded Entitlementsquote:Hyvinvointivaltio ei ole rahoitettavissa jos vapaus aletaan tulkita jokaisen oikeudeksi olla ottamatta vastuuta omasta toimeentulosta, kokoomuksen kansanedustaja Juhana Vartiainen kirjoittaa Nykypäivän kolumnissaan.
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# ? Feb 25, 2018 11:29 |
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So, uh, who's going to participate in the workplace strike at university campuses tomorrow? In a couple of weeks time colleges will join the fun. The fight for the soul of our educational system might be decided on this ideological struggle.
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Rexroom posted:So, uh, who's going to participate in the workplace strike at university campuses tomorrow? In a couple of weeks time colleges will join the fun. The fight for the soul of our educational system might be decided on this ideological struggle. That fight was lost decades ago because one side just gave up on fighting and life in general and decided "oh you know what - having the shittest union in the country is OK by us now where did I stash that bottle of wine?" Way too little, way too late.
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Yeah I suppose this is Akava business? Good luck with that. -member of Akava
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