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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

The only videogame kickstarter I would ever support is somebody finding a way to make Platform Masters run on any other computer but uli's

where can i follow uli's tips and tricks, he seems to have made himself scarce on the internet

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BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Taintrunner posted:

what's up with star citizen you might ask



185 million dollars to put a giant vertical steel bar directly in front of the pilot's yoke

lol

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Taintrunner posted:

what's up with star citizen you might ask



185 million dollars to put a giant vertical steel bar directly in front of the pilot's yoke

i bet there is a huge overlap of star citizen backers and maga chuds

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Agrajag posted:

lmao kickstarter strikes again

are gamers the biggest suckers outside of conservatives

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Agrajag posted:

hahaha no fuckin' way!!!

:vince:



brb geotacking your mom

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

euphronius posted:

did Star Cutizen ever get finished

honestly I don't even know, they released random "modules" to placate people but I don't know if they'll ever release an actual game

I wonder if they had to re-do mark hamill's cgi capture when he lost weight for star wars

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!
star citizen seems like a pretty effective scam tbqh

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tenderjerk posted:

where can i follow uli's tips and tricks, he seems to have made himself scarce on the internet

He's not doing loser videogame poo poo any more, he's taken up vacationing and swimming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_6NMFnfno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMJuS0T_JmY

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Agrajag posted:

i bet there is a huge overlap of star citizen backers and maga chuds

white gamers all became nazis a few years back so this is a p safe bet

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
bioshock is a bad game

Houston is a good city

Day crew's hot takes are even worse than usual today

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Shageletic posted:

are gamers the biggest suckers outside of conservatives

absolutely

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




gradenko_2000 posted:

turns out those rights are pretty alienable after all

look bucko inalienable means inalienable





as in, dont apply to aliens :boom:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

kopasetic posted:

https://twitter.com/katieglueck/status/968478696951681024
eyyy, watch it, i'm shillin' for Israel ova here

everyone is going into the trump administration because they know they'll make huge bucks after they get the boot

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
He's even abandoned development of platform masters, as he realized it was aggravating his videogame addiction.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Taintrunner posted:

what's up with star citizen you might ask



185 million dollars to put a giant vertical steel bar directly in front of the pilot's yoke

tbf off-center guns and big steel beams are part of what made the corvettes and up in the X games feel like capital ships over fighters









also I dropped $80 on the original star citizen kickstarter because I loving love wing commander and was hopeful.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

when your dad is Dognailed Trap LMOA

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

the bitcoin of weed posted:

i hope they're at least getting paid for this

Lol yeah

https://twitter.com/HonoredSpirit/status/968523852732084225?s=19

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

zegermans posted:

honestly I don't even know, they released random "modules" to placate people but I don't know if they'll ever release an actual game

I wonder if they had to re-do mark hamill's cgi capture when he lost weight for star wars

im pretty sure they have missed every single deadline to date

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Philthy posted:

Isn't there some sort of insurance schools need to carry? How does arming all the teachers play out into this for accidentally shooting someone, or themselves, or the building?

trump

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

this except every bathroom I'm ever in

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

He's not doing loser videogame poo poo any more, he's taken up vacationing and swimming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_6NMFnfno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMJuS0T_JmY

that's actually pretty cool, good for him

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/realchriswilson/status/968519567030005760

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Agrajag posted:

lmao kickstarter strikes again

lol yeah they star citizened that poo poo.

hey tho, Battletech started with KS and it's about to launch!

cuz that team has already done like three kickstarters and not fumbled it yet aside from minor, few-months-long delays.

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



zegermans posted:

also I dropped $80 on the original star citizen kickstarter because I loving love wing commander and was hopeful.

mods?!

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


zegermans posted:

also I dropped $80 on the original star citizen kickstarter

yeah obviously

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

zegermans posted:


also I dropped $80 on the original star citizen kickstarter because I loving love wing commander and was hopeful.

shoulda bought bitcoins

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
someone told me they were calling for a screening interview today at 12:30

It is now 1

it's funny how candidates who do this are unprofessional but it's cool and good when hr decides lunch is more important than you lol

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Agrajag posted:

i bet there is a huge overlap of star citizen backers and maga chuds

yeah they're called masochists, they even share the subset of masochists who do so knowingly or unknowingly in an attempt to rile strawmen (libs / people who laugh at SC)

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

trump!

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

i regret some things

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Iridium posted:

lol yeah they star citizened that poo poo.

hey tho, Battletech started with KS and it's about to launch!

cuz that team has already done like three kickstarters and not fumbled it yet aside from minor, few-months-long delays.

they also have a publisher

y'know the big bad evils that ruin all games with pesky deadlines and budgets or some bs

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

this picture is very misleading

barron doesn't get wet in rain, and he's making the thrall hold the umbrella over itself so he doesn't have to smell wet pissy wool the entire flight

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Shageletic posted:

are gamers the biggest suckers outside of conservatives

Emphatically yes. Gamers hate themselves and their lives and constantly seek to escape from who they are. Once the Star Citizen poo poo wraps up, they'll go all in on the next scam that promises to distract them from their pathetic lives.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lmao that's wrong

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

zegermans posted:

i regret some things

like your posting!!!

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

I also backed planetary annihilation because of total annihilation.



I have not had much success with kickstarter.

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?


watching teens dunk on olds on twitter is magic

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Agrajag posted:

they also have a publisher

y'know the big bad evils that ruin all games with pesky deadlines and budgets or some bs

i know it's terrible :ohdear:

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A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ulililia gave up videogames, and you guys can one day too

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