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kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
her face is all kinds of hosed up in that still from a video she apparently shot from prison? yikes

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/968548745733427200

a few good dems

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



lol

Does this also imply that Manafort is hosed because he didn't cut this deal first?

How closely tied to the criminal activity do the bosses have to be to get rolled up in a RICO case?

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Squizzle posted:

someone trying to get as many eyes on themself as possible after embarrassing a powerful oligarch and one of putins most trusted subordinates: a trustworthy source w/o ulterior motive

Look at this piss tape doubter

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

(While the whole story is behind a paywall, several of the pictures, including one that is clearly Cage’s face on the body of a man holding a dildo-tipped power tool, can be seen at Canard PC.)

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Are You a Bad Enough Dude to Smuggle Yourself into a Thai Prison to get some Piss Dets?

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

David Cage is so sleazy, Willem Dafoe looks down on him with disgust.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/pdacosta/status/968546797042962432

At what point will someone say "you know I think this Trump guys isn't doing what's best for the country"

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/lifenews_ru/status/968487024369045505
this is the escort in thai prison. remind me never to get arrested in thailand.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

William Bear posted:

God, it was supposedly five girls. Can you imagine how much urine five women could produce?



I have peed at least five times in my life so yes

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

https://twitter.com/jmarnesto/status/968504108146741250

lol Putin's coke plane is somehow wrapped up in this

Schnorks why aren't you that cool

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
the good thing about the piss tape taking so long to drop is that we're treated to all these tantalizing descriptions of the piss tape by unreliable narrators first, it's like russian rashomon except the baby at the end is made president of the united states

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

kopasetic posted:

https://twitter.com/lifenews_ru/status/968487024369045505
this is the escort in thai prison. remind me never to get arrested in thailand.

what'd she do to get arrested?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Can't pull up links right now but how much does she look like Ivanka

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Hello fellow kids,

After heading down to the frozen yogurt shoppe I like to join freedom loving organizations like the NRA to keep America safe for all. Groovy.

Sidda
Oct 14, 2012

Epic High Five posted:

Can't pull up links right now but how much does she look like Ivanka

Uhh it's a little hard to tell because it looks like they beat her

Serf
May 5, 2011


i can't wait for the acid yellow light of the piss tape to reduce all of humanity into the basic elemental state of piss and we form a global hivemind like the end of loving evangelion

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

hell yes. this is the woman that wrote an entire book with sloppily censored names about her relationship with a corrupt oligarch right? lmao

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

Can't pull up links right now but how much does she look like Ivanka

hard to say because her face is swollen from an apparent beating

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

NofrikinfuN posted:

lol

Does this also imply that Manafort is hosed because he didn't cut this deal first?

How closely tied to the criminal activity do the bosses have to be to get rolled up in a RICO case?

Manafort is Manafucked

I'll excuse myself now

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Agrajag posted:

what'd she do to get arrested?

hoping for something weird like lèse-majesté

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

man you know the nice part of eatin right is your shits are good again. I don’t wanna be one of those guys who talks about his shits, you know. know that’s not what you’re here for. but the ones I had before - they were bad folks

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PISS TAPE MATTERING

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

oh poo poo so this is a boner

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/christogrozev/status/968543381130563584
russian gov coming to kidnap her back to russia where she disappears forever

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Shageletic posted:

https://twitter.com/jmarnesto/status/968504108146741250

lol Putin's coke plane is somehow wrapped up in this

Schnorks why aren't you that cool

lmao RIP

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/marcushjohnson/status/968526190263853056

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Shageletic posted:

Manafort is Manafucked

I'll excuse myself now

last days of the manasiege

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Nastya Woman

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
it's important to maintain good relations with russia

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

they’re gonna banish poor Paul to the phantom zone

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

NofrikinfuN posted:

lol

Does this also imply that Manafort is hosed because he didn't cut this deal first?

How closely tied to the criminal activity do the bosses have to be to get rolled up in a RICO case?

Mueller is gonna have Manafort die in jail unless he can deliver Kush or President Brainworms himself

of course if he does that, Putin is gonna kill him so :shrug:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

NofrikinfuN posted:

lol

Does this also imply that Manafort is hosed because he didn't cut this deal first?

How closely tied to the criminal activity do the bosses have to be to get rolled up in a RICO case?

mueller is treating this like a RICO case by offering sweet deals to people that flip on those that are higher up

Manaforts problem is that either he's going to go to prison even if he gets trump to pardon him unless he rolls over on trump, and if he rolls on trump he's probably gonna get killed by putin

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




That DICK! posted:

man you know the nice part of eatin right is your shits are good again. I don’t wanna be one of those guys who talks about his shits, you know. know that’s not what you’re here for. but the ones I had before - they were bad folks

eat garbage but also slurp down a paste of castor oil and metamucil

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



trump endorsing the son of jfk's killer lyin' ted is futher proof that (((the swamp))) and (((the deep state))) have gotten to him

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Elephanthead posted:

Hello fellow kids,

After heading down to the frozen yogurt shoppe I like to join freedom loving organizations like the NRA to keep America safe for all. Groovy.

Hello i am sexy yoing cheerleader from Midwest, usa #1! I love NRA for my freedom go trump we are loving you!

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

That DICK! posted:

man you know the nice part of eatin right is your shits are good again. I don’t wanna be one of those guys who talks about his shits, you know. know that’s not what you’re here for. but the ones I had before - they were bad folks

i started eating more actual vegetables and brown rice instead of white a few months ago and my poops have been so smooth, its like taking a bath, just incredible

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



https://i.imgur.com/NbGCPns.gifv

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
http://www.newsweek.com/sex-training-course-coaches-arrested-thailand-lacking-work-permit-821876

quote:

Police in Thailand have detained 10 Russian citizens who organized a “sex training” course in a hotel in Pattaya, a seaside resort infamous for its nightlife.

The arrests follow a raid on Sunday night at a local hotel where the course was taking place. Some 43 Russian tourists, both men and women, were in attendance—many of whom were wearing T-shirts reading “sex animator” with a downward-pointing arrow.
it's me, the sex animator

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Serf
May 5, 2011



good to see ol smoothkobra still got a smoothbrain lol

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