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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The final twist in Inception is that the movie is actually being projected onto Ellen Pages forehead the entire time.

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Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Agrajag posted:

no clue who that is

Sex pest

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Squizzle posted:

eat garbage but also slurp down a paste of castor oil and metamucil

you know what I been enjoying lately - is raisins. [puts a hand on your shoulder] they’re a nice little treat. but you can’t eat too many of em man. you can’t eat too many. [leans in way too close] they’re calorie dense

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Shear Modulus posted:

trump endorsing the son of jfk's killer lyin' ted is futher proof that (((the swamp))) and (((the deep state))) have gotten to him

I liked it better when they weren't friends
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/712457104515317764

orange sky
May 7, 2007

it's just crazy watching international political intrigue unfold live on twitter

what a loving time to be alive

imagine having to wait for the newspaper to drop at your door

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Shageletic posted:

Manafort is Manafucked

I'll excuse myself now

oh no u made joke, how dare you

:orb:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


so like 3 earthshattering events have happened all within the past hour

gates flips
the prostitute is arrested and offers to blab
piss tape is real

also this:

https://twitter.com/msuiche/status/968542553451716608
https://twitter.com/JustinRohrlich/status/968533353635950593

this definitely won't be exploited by the nazis to lock down immigration

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Also as predicted Hope Hicks is keeping her mouth shut
https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/968551492474015744

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
She was arrested for running a sex training course without a work permit

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Is spilling the beans the new "shooting ropes" or whatever?

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/PRGalForHire/status/968535036277399554

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

so like 3 earthshattering events have happened all within the past hour

gates flips
the prostitute is arrested and offers to blab
piss tape is real

also this:

https://twitter.com/msuiche/status/968542553451716608
https://twitter.com/JustinRohrlich/status/968533353635950593

this definitely won't be exploited by the nazis to lock down immigration

The piss tape was always real tia

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

iron hope hicks

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/968553826897850368?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/968486109687803904?s=19

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009



*tinkle tapes

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

shovelbum posted:

From the church website:

"Welcome to the website of the World Peace and Unification Sanctuary, also known as the Sanctuary Church of Newfoundland, PA! Our pastor, Rev. Hyung Jin Moon, and his wife Rev. Yeon Ah Lee Moon, are the appointed heir/successor couple carrying on the providential work of his father, the Rev. Sun Myung Moon"

Okay. That explains it. These are associated with the people that run Washington Times, BTW, folks. Prob shouldn't oughtta forget that.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
lmao

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/968554871963115520?s=19

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Gringostar posted:

mueller is treating this like a RICO case by offering sweet deals to people that flip on those that are higher up

Manaforts problem is that either he's going to go to prison even if he gets trump to pardon him unless he rolls over on trump

yeah t7rns out you dont need the actual rico framework of assigning guilt to the higher ups for their subordinates actions, when every fuckin person on every level had broken a bunch of laws w consequential af punishments attached

and when they all need yr protection from retaliation you dont need to be able to wipe out their assets in order to have all the leverage :shrug:

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/LaterCapitalism/status/968351785306984448

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Russian prostitayu destroys United States - pornhub.com

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

SKULL.GIF posted:

so like 3 earthshattering events have happened all within the past hour

gates flips
the prostitute is arrested and offers to blab
piss tape is real

also this:

https://twitter.com/msuiche/status/968542553451716608
https://twitter.com/JustinRohrlich/status/968533353635950593

this definitely won't be exploited by the nazis to lock down immigration

probably but not from brazil, lol

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/27/politics/gun-bill-analysis/index.html

Cillizza's spewing poo poo, again

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



piss tape is super real

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

:jackbud:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
A man, a pisstape, epatssi, Panama

Intel&Sebastian has issued a correction as of 19:39 on Feb 27, 2018

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

"In a swift escalation, the White House today declare retaliatory strikes against Paraguay. When asked about the perplexing choice of target, Pentagon officials replied 'we asked him five times if he was sure that was the right country and he just kept screaming and jabbing those stubby fingers of his at South America.'"

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




kopasetic posted:

She was arrested for running a sex training course without a work permit

arrested for teaching bangkok how to bang cock smh

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

orange sky posted:

it's just crazy watching international political intrigue unfold live on twitter

what a loving time to be alive

imagine having to wait for the newspaper to drop at your door

when can i get frssh milk directly out of my computer though

thatll be the future

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
one o them guays

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


I’m not clicking that! this guy wants me to click! get outta here! take his coat! get him outta here!

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Someone should ask Gov Abbott if he would run into the school unarmed to save the kids.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

DAVID HOGG PLZ LEAVE ALEX JONES ALONE :qq:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

mormonpartyboat posted:

one o them guays

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
so there are recordings from those Russian mercenaries in Syria that decided to attack some refinery with American troops stationed there. It went really really poorly for the Russians.

quote:

In the first audio clip, a man says “one squadron loving lost 200 people …right away, another one lost 10 people… and I don’t know about the third squadron but it got torn up pretty badly, too... So three squadrons took a beating.”

The man explains that American forces used artillery and helicopter gunships to repel the assault. “They were all shelling the holy gently caress out of it and our guys didn’t have anything besides the assault rifles… nothing at all, I'm not even talking about shoulder-fired SAMs or anything like that… they tore us to pieces, put us through hell,” he says.

quote:

In the third clip, a man can be heard explaining the Russian convoy was a few hundred meters away from target when the American forces raised their flag and hit the Russians with a heavy artillery barrage, wiping out the first column instantly. “We got our loving asses beat rough, the Yankees made their point," he said. "What were they hoping for, that the Yankees are just going to gently caress off?... It's bullshit, some people can't even be loving ID'ed , too many people there."

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



the baudrillardian postmodern framework of hyperreality is best applied to the piss tape

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
My Grand Parent got arrested with a Thai hooker and all I got was this piss tape.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

there has to be like 500 dril tweets about menacing teens that match up great with Alex jones current predicament

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

That DICK! posted:

I’m not clicking that! this guy wants me to click! get outta here! take his coat! get him outta here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_IlNbsILLE

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Phi230 posted:

Russian prostitayu destroys United States - pornhub.com

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