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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.


:same:

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I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
I can't wait for tim weiner to pen and publish the thousands of interviews with members of our intelligence community

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

sloppo posted:

legit wanna get blazed and eat ribs w/ zeal while he talks about early civilizations working out the proper discount % for refurbished shovels or whatever

why groog gotta learn metallurgy groog never gonna use this in anticipated lifetime groog civilization

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

mormonpartyboat posted:

*looks directly at camera*

oh, hey, didn't see ya there

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017


Why does this loving dinosaur still try to use social media?

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

lol

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

FabioClone posted:

I'm testing the stoned ape hypothesis right now, I'll let you know if I attain consciousness

a Tayne consciousness maybe

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Zikan posted:

jared: will you buy my building

Chinese intelligence officer: no

*jared dumps folder of top secret documents on table*

jared: will you buy it now?!

*chinese intelligence officer takes documents*

no.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Chinese intelligence officer: *slides all the documents into briefcase*


...

no.

:argh:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
But seriously, is he ever going to lock her up?

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

DiscountDildos posted:

https://twitter.com/cloverka/status/968511561567436800?s=19

Brings a teer to these American Eyes such a purty plane

I also salute the Plane of America

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
*dramatic cough clearing throat noise*

f*ck civilization lmao

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

tacodaemon posted:

hope y'all are ready to be knocked over w a feather


https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/968608218887917568

can't wait for kush to burn

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

DiscountDildos posted:

Why does this loving dinosaur still try to use social media?

assume deer dead

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Pray for Jared!

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

FabioClone posted:

I'm testing the stoned ape hypothesis right now

Is this an unfounded rumor about Turdfuzz

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Consummate Professional posted:

can't wait for kush to burn

rather see jr or ivanka go down

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


a helpful bear posted:

abolish public schools

ever seen a mass shooting at a private school? owned, libs


Welcome to the Republican Party.

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



>loads hash in a bong

>throws bong out the window


trump!

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Chuck Grassley’s twitter is a national treasure and I won’t see it slandered here

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i thought they refused to certify this already

https://twitter.com/srl/status/968610757469507585

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Oiled and Ready posted:

a Tayne consciousness

:thurman:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Oiled and Ready posted:

a Tayne consciousness maybe

Appreciate this free advertising.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
jr has tried many times to suck he own dick but no matter how much practice he can’t even lick the tip

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

DiscountDildos posted:

Why does this loving dinosaur still try to use social media?

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/529356795924725760

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/RepAdamSchiff/status/968498957008719873
https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/968564123574456320

aaaaayyy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i thought they refused to certify this already

https://twitter.com/srl/status/968610757469507585

They did.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i thought they refused to certify this already

https://twitter.com/srl/status/968610757469507585

you can submit whatever you want, it doesn’t mean the court is going to grant it writ certiorari

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


FabioClone posted:

But seriously, is he ever going to lock her up?

yes

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

I think it’s a pretty silly strategy to demand all or nothing rather than trying to take steps.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Jared is going down so hard and I'm amazed he ever agreed to expose himself and Ivanka to this poo poo. He's either just as dumb as Trump or he was already in a shitload of trouble and thought he could find an exit via the whitehouse.

Either way imagining him being handed "make the middle east all good again" and all the other poo poo he's supposed to be up to is hilarious.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

cmon leaky schiff, setting yourself up there

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

FabioClone posted:

But seriously, is he ever going to lock her up?

wanna see something crazy

https://www.reddit.com/r/CBTS_Stream/comments/80mrlv/trumps_latest_tweet_im_hoping_its_code_and/duwmmbb/

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




https://i.imgur.com/vENr4ee.jpg

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol @ imagining a congress critter being held responsible for one of the specks of human carnage greasing the military industrial complex death factory

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



better at sucking dick:

Bannon or Hicks?

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Jared is going down so hard and I'm amazed he ever agreed to expose himself and Ivanka to this poo poo. He's either just as dumb as Trump or he was already in a shitload of trouble and thought he could find an exit via the whitehouse.

Either way imagining him being handed "make the middle east all good again" and all the other poo poo he's supposed to be up to is hilarious.

I hope Ivanka gets caught up in all of them so both of them can go to jail.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


DiscountDildos posted:

Why does this loving dinosaur still try to use social media?

its well known that dinosaurs have tiny brains

except for the T rex (the T stands for Trump, everyone knows that :smugdon:)

*jared kushner whispers something in trimp's ear*

What are you talking about jared my mommy didnt tell me that t rex stands for trump rex because i was throwing a tantrum at the museum, i read it in the history book everyone reads it in the history book your fired jared

*jared whispers something else in tormp's ear*

jared you idiot i wasn't a kid when that tantrum didn't happen, it was like only 20 years ago. Ur so loving dumb jared

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



FabioClone posted:

But seriously, is he ever going to lock her up?

no its bullshit

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