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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

I mean its gross as hell, but the dignified thing to do would be to try to use every part of the animal that you can instead of just letting it all go to waste outside of some pork butt, legs and gut. I wonder if boars are a problem in the Nordic countries.

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His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Actually yes they are becoming a bigger and bigger one.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

side_burned posted:

One of the things that dawned on me recently is that if we do arm teachers it is only a matter of time until a black child gets gunned down by a teacher. :smith:

Straight to the crazy forward thread

"thug refuses to stand for flag! You won' believe what the teacher did next!!!"

Teacher: He was being disruptive and seemed to be on drugs. I attempted to escort him out of the classroom when he grabbed me and pulled out a knife
Other student: They were fighting and then there was gunshots. There might have been a knife.


Cue pages of facebook pictures of the student flashing gang signs.

pray for my aunt
Feb 13, 2012

14980c8b8a96fd9e279796a61cf82c9c

His Divine Shadow posted:

Actually yes they are becoming a bigger and bigger one.

But it's actually just one boar, becoming bigger and bigger.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Crabtree posted:

I wonder if boars are a problem in the Nordic countries.

They're classified as an invasie species and are one og the few animals you can hunt all year round.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

The entire country.

Next question?

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

It's amazing watching him transform into a lovely old person without a shred of self-awareness.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


WHEN DID TEDD HAVE SELF AWARENESS?!
<sad blowjob>

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
A sanctuary city is just a place where city law enforcement doesn't enforce immigration laws, which are the responsibility of officials at the federal level. They don't shield people from raids by federal authorities or keep people from being deported. They just stay in their own drat lane because it's not their goddamn job. Also illegal immigrants pay tons of payroll taxes, not to mention sales taxes and fees like car registration.

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Also illegal immigrants pay tons of payroll taxes, not to mention sales taxes and fees like car registration.
And "welfare" programs usually require proof of legal resident status, so the idea of Mexicans sitting in Cadillacs eating all the government cheese is mostly conservative fantasy.

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

FronzelNeekburm posted:

And "welfare" programs usually require proof of legal resident status, so the idea of Mexicans sitting in Cadillacs eating all the government cheese is mostly conservative fantasy.

I'm starting to think that most of the people who make this claim have probably never had to fill out any documents to claim government benefits.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Zeldas dad is an rear end in a top hat and soon he's gonna bang Novas rear end in a top hat mom! Just in a couple of weeks!

Oops spoiler!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
They won't marry but if they did that would make Zelda and Ariel step-siblings and that would make the strip awkward. :q:

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

Lodin posted:

Zeldas dad is an rear end in a top hat and soon he's gonna bang Novas rear end in a top hat mom! Just in a couple of weeks!

Oops spoiler!

Sometimes I feel like everyone in Zelda is an rear end in a top hat, they just take turns for who will be The Jerk that day.


Gunhead's really getting a lot of work lately.


Also the Parkland shooting was two weeks ago tomorrow, so if Tinsley's gonna weigh in it'll show up soon.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Most security guards are indeed just security monitors right?

There was an incident several years ago in Seattle where a 15 year old girl got knocked down and the poo poo kicked out of her right in front of some security guards while they just watched and afterwards we found out that sure enough, their contract said they would have been fired if they had gotten involved in any way.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



Yeah, the NRA's doing just loving super right now.

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

Samurai Sanders posted:

Most security guards are indeed just security monitors right?

There was an incident several years ago in Seattle where a 15 year old girl got knocked down and the poo poo kicked out of her right in front of some security guards while they just watched and afterwards we found out that sure enough, their contract said they would have been fired if they had gotten involved in any way.


It's also a reference to this Lifelock ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8FNVsbnwWE

Of course to listen to Trump, the subversion of democracy is all Obama's fault and they were trying to help Hillary and NO COLLUSION!!!!! but yeah I guess there was some meddling of some nature but NO COLLUSION!!!!!

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Bob Gorrell is a despicable loving racist, and his most recent racist-rear end cartoon has one drawing pasted six times, slightly rotated to imply movement. This was also a drawing he's used before, because he's a lazy self-plagiarist on top of being a complete pile of poo poo.

At least Branco and Tinsley, who are also loving racist hacks, draw new poo poo every day.

Lychnis
Jul 22, 2015

Flowers are beautiful, and smell nice.

I am inevitably reminded of what our parents all told us when we were lovely little kids resentful of Mother's Day and Father's Day, and demanding to know when Children's Day was.

"Honey, every day city is Children's Day your Sanctuary City."

You entitled little brat.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

I'm a broken soul, I originally read this as Trump yelling "Hey! You forgot to tell a joke!"

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

Lychnis posted:

I am inevitably reminded of what our parents all told us when we were lovely little kids resentful of Mother's Day and Father's Day, and demanding to know when Children's Day was.

"Honey, every day city is Children's Day your Sanctuary City."

You entitled little brat.

Kids are literally using underdeveloped brains. Here's an easier one

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.

Are those green robots a nod to the time his somehow-even-shittier-than-other-cartoonists' drawings of Obama were mistaken for deliberate ape-like racist caricatures and he considered giving Obama green skin because nobody in real life is green so it can't offend anyone?

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Pigs can't talk and you're a smoker, Zelda. A smoker :argh:

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Pigs turn out real well if you smoke'em. Coincidence?

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

When you're lying on your deathbed thinking about your life, that hotdog isn't going to be one of your regrets. Enjoy whatever you like eating, Zeldaddy, there's more important things :unsmith:

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
When I think of a human saying haha I am the new god, I immediately think of JRPGs.

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Samurai Sanders posted:

When I think of a human saying haha I am the new god, I immediately think of JRPGs.

Coincidentally, Billy Graham would make great jrpg villain.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Quorum posted:

Coincidentally, Billy Graham would make great jrpg villain.

Up until the moment he's betrayed by the hipper, younger villain.

Lychnis
Jul 22, 2015

Flowers are beautiful, and smell nice.

Playstation 4 posted:

Kids are literally using underdeveloped brains. Here's an easier one

Niiiiiice. Hey, bet I can guess when google searches for "White History Month" peak every year!

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Avirosb posted:

Up until the moment he's betrayed by the hipper, younger villain.

Franklin Graham has already got that covered.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Saint Sputnik posted:

Speaking of, here's a Mcnaughton I saw today



Trump, expecting praise and applause, has shredded the remnants of American dignity, here represented by the flag. Instead he is rejected by the people of America, in background, and has completely turned his back on serving them.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

A sanctuary city is just a place where city law enforcement doesn't enforce immigration laws, which are the responsibility of officials at the federal level. They don't shield people from raids by federal authorities or keep people from being deported. They just stay in their own drat lane because it's not their goddamn job. Also illegal immigrants pay tons of payroll taxes, not to mention sales taxes and fees like car registration.

More to the point, they will happily arrest immigrants for violating local law. They just don’t enforce immigration law because then no immigrant would ever cooperate with the police. It’s the same as a cop saying “I’m not gonna bust you for smoking weed, I’m trying to solve a murder, so just tell me what you know.” Also, “what about us normal folks?” is straight out of Kelly.


Neodoomium posted:

At least Branco and Tinsley, who are also loving racist hacks, draw new poo poo every day.

You sure about that? I wouldn’t be surprised if Mallard is copy-paste at least some of the time.

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004

420 Gank Mid posted:

He did almost this exact same drawing last week


Beneath all the hyperbole and talking heads and cries of manufactured crisis and lack of direction on tackling the issue going up to the very top since it's still being debated as to whether it is an issue, plus the fake news astroturfing accusations, lies an actual concerted malicious effort to subvert a foreign election by national actors backed explicitly or implicitly by the state, to weaken said foreign rival.

AGC?


are we still doing that?

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Unironic "Dead kids are good news for the NRA".

In any sane universe I would be shocked by this.


Pacra posted:

AGC?


are we still doing that?

Sure, if only because half the time I can't even tell what the intended message is supposed to be. "The Russia probe is like a bear in a bear suit." What.

Polygynous fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Feb 28, 2018

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!


Press ignores old lady still upset about Roe v. Wade. AGC

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Polygynous posted:

Sure, if only because half the time I can't even tell what the intended message is supposed to be. "The Russia probe is like a bear in a bear suit." What.

I can only really read it as "behind all the bluster of a Russian covert influence, it turned out to... actually be Russia!"

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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