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rear end cobra posted:a 132 hour shoot the white kid for a change course good luck finding instructors qualified for that curriculum
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GobiasIndustries posted:one or all of the following is guaranteed to happen if florida actually arms their teachers Any one of these situations would be hysterical, albiet also tragic for those involved. But I'm still going to hope one happens quickly just so I can see the fallout.
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Epic High Five posted:Oh it turns out the solution was to mandate people to go out and buy guns trumpcare individual mandate
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The bonuses will all probably be given out at once at a predetermined date so that arms dealers know to jack up their prices too lamo Republicans will gently caress over teachers in every way they possibly can. This is just a setup for blaming teachers the next time there is a shooting
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Squizzle posted:about $3.79/hour for the training and afterward your straight up volunteering to get into firefights w children for no compensation I've run into 4 or 5 people in the past few weeks trying to sell me on this idea of teachers carrying guns, and I always say "oh, so naturally something like that would come with like a 30% pay raise right? I mean you're asking a teacher to also be a cop yea?" The reaction is always nervous laughter, haha yea I get your point but haha of course no they will not be getting a significant raise.
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sure I'd love to spend my only time not teaching doing some boring rear end class about only shooting the bad kids while getting paid roughly the cost of the gun i'll be required to shoot those children with
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mormonpartyboat posted:hmm reality is neutral, it's just we have a great view from the inside of a bloated, diseased and dying empire
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Pick posted:I don’t get the threads obsession with the poss tape since it wouldn’t change anything Just a truly upsetting take.
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132 hours of training not relevant in any way to what you went to college for. You're now one of the people the fat piss bitch president will call a coward if any children die in your general vicinity. $500 bonus. God drat. It's evil all up and down.
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today is the day that donald trump finally became president
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Why not just replace cops with teachers
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man going to the gym first thing in the am rules... now the day is mine....! my legs hurt 
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kopasetic posted:sure I'd love to spend my only time not teaching doing some boring rear end class about only shooting the bad kids while getting paid roughly the cost of the gun i'll be required to shoot those children with Also the kids going to get a big gently caress-off rifle and you can only afford baby's first glock
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Squizzle posted:about $3.79/hour for the training and afterward your straight up volunteering to get into firefights w children for no compensation thats before tips, checkmate libtard
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Lesson Plan: 1. War of 1812 2. Group assignment on "Did trade help build or lessen tensions?" 3. Bullet Fort and Fire Alarm Drill Time
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*goes to gun store* Excuse me sir can you point me to the pistol that I can best shoot children with? No no no it's fine, I took a child shooting course. I'm a certified child shooter in the state of Florida
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I wonder how many of those 132 hours of training are emotional preparation to take a life, possibly the life of a student you taught?
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rear end cobra posted:lmao @ the united states of america
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kopasetic posted:*goes to gun store* Excuse me sir can you point me to the pistol that I can best shoot children with? No no no it's fine, I took a child shooting course. I'm a certified child shooter in the state of Florida I spent a year on this certification and he just....shoots a bunch of kids
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Pancakes posted:Just a truly upsetting take. He also said 'ewww' when told we just want to actually view it. As if he's not on the internet that has made a picture of a guy holding his rear end open famous.
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approving $67 million for teachers to sacrifice 132 hours to ultimately accidentally shoot and kill a child due to poor training and dumb decisions to own the libs
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Pancakes posted:Just a truly upsetting take. He's right though, at one point we thought the piss tape could bring Trump down. Now we know that Nothing Matters and the release of the piss tape would only result in Piss Boutiques being opened across red state America.
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GobiasIndustries posted:I wonder how many of those 132 hours of training are emotional preparation to take a life, possibly the life of a student you taught? Lmao
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you know something effective w good stopping power but stylish you know?? i know this is crazy and all but ive always loved lugers
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Epic High Five posted:Also it's taxed and you have to buy the gun how much does a typical learninator® school liberty™ arm cost these days sounds an awful lot like theyre asking teachers to take an effective pay cut to be put into harms way
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I wonder if we'll get teachers shooting kids that they think walked in with a weapon, when really its just a flute case and they didn't stop to look for more than .0001 seconds.
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well now parents of kids whose teachers arent armed are less safe. is that what we're doing, making kids less safe based on class? is this class warfare?
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i'm going to leave my car running all day to speed up climate change in the hopes it sinks Florida.
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not enough medals on this bird
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$500 divided by 132 hours of training is a huge per hour raise for Florida Teachers! Trump!
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Epic High Five posted:Anybody with a gun is getting shot on sight when cops show up, hope they cover that in their training Already covered in ALICE training teachers receive in Ohio. 
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what does this have to do with a dodo wearing a flak jacket
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That DICK! posted:man going to the gym first thing in the am rules... now the day is mine....! my legs hurt Morning gym days rule because I can eat dinner on those days, so I get some variety. Evening gym days my only meal is a bowl of Grapenuts.
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Aiden i swear if you put my spare bullets in my coffee again im sending you STRAIGHT to the principal young man
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Joementum posted:Donald Trump Finds Out How The Justice Department Works Twitter is the best twitter
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now shoot the white children, but remember, only the ones with weird stupid hair
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Epic High Five posted:The bonuses will all probably be given out at once at a predetermined date so that arms dealers know to jack up their prices too lamo It will end up where private schools that can hire private security contractors are secure and public schools are dangerous as all hell.
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Samurai Sanders posted:How are they defining assault rifles? How would you define an assault rifle? I assume it's something like "intermediate cartridge, semiauto (look they aren't gonna be selling full-auto anything in stores), detachable magazine" plus a few grab-bag features.
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