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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Squizzle posted:

how much does a typical learninator® school liberty™ arm cost these days

sounds an awful lot like theyre asking teachers to take an effective pay cut to be put into harms way

It's been a while but iirc handguns sell for like 300-500 new.

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


glad to know you can just shuffle your victims into the kill cube for quick dispatch and disposal

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

I have reported a few of his tweets that got taken down happy to do my part :911:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




shiksa posted:

is this class warfare?

yes but not in the usual sense of the term

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Accelerationism is apparently working for trump, might as well do it for gun control too

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

zegermans posted:

what does this have to do with a dodo wearing a flak jacket

Wait until they find out how much the supreme court loves lopsided arbitration agreements.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Weeping Wound posted:

glad to know you can just shuffle your victims into the kill cube for quick dispatch and disposal

R6:Teach looking solid

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

MysteriousStranger posted:

It will end up where private schools that can hire private security contractors are secure and public schools are dangerous as all hell.

it's not that hard to put in metal detectors

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

my money is on the first deaths from the teacherguns either a suicide or a murder suicide of another faculty member

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
all thse fcking idiots never thought about what happens if the shooter wears CAMOFLAUGRE?????????????

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Is he the dodo in this picture? Why is the dodo wearing what appear to be spats? I have so many questions.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Pancakes posted:

Morning gym days rule because I can eat dinner on those days, so I get some variety. Evening gym days my only meal is a bowl of Grapenuts.

What is up with you, you were posting about pants size or something last week? This a medical process?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




MAYO FETISH posted:

Aiden i swear if you put my spare bullets in my coffee again im sending you STRAIGHT to the principal young man

thought yr coffee was bulletproof you millennial gently caress!!!!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
cowardly 72 year old grandmother didn't run into the fire

take her pension, and coat

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili




67 million dollars.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Epic High Five posted:

Also it's taxed and you have to buy the gun

And the teachers will probably have to pay for ammo to bring to the training. And requal every year. And I have not seen any discussions on the insurance necessary for this to happen

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
betyer yet institute nationawide camoflague school uniforms

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!

GobiasIndustries posted:

I have reported a few of his tweets that got taken down happy to do my part :911:

:same: were actively contributing to his anger :kiddo:

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
on the plus side, maybe people will start liking teachers' unions once they have to defend shooting unarmed kids who were no angels

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/latimes/status/968868446539800576

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Pancakes posted:

Morning gym days rule because I can eat dinner on those days, so I get some variety. Evening gym days my only meal is a bowl of Grapenuts.

eat some food please

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

TMMadman posted:

It's been a while but iirc handguns sell for like 300-500 new.

nice, you can use your gun bonus to purchase your gun

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lol at the amount of testing and checks the teachers have to get

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




B-Rock452 posted:

And requal every year.

That's fine, the $500 is a one-off so just let it expire and wash your hands of it.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Solarin posted:

my money is on the first deaths from the teacherguns either a suicide or a murder suicide of another faculty member

Male teacher kills a female student with whom they’ve been having an affair in an attempt to cover up the stat. rape.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




FAUXTON posted:

How would you define an assault rifle? I assume it's something like "intermediate cartridge, semiauto (look they aren't gonna be selling full-auto anything in stores), detachable magazine" plus a few grab-bag features.

any rifle that can be used to salt my rear end

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Donate to Bullets for Teachers now so our educators have the ammunition they need to shoot children

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

500 bonus is like 350$

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

zegermans posted:

what does this have to do with a dodo wearing a flak jacket

if dodos had guns theyd still be around

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Guns are cheaper than cellphones there's no excuse for not having one

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Oh it just got out of a committee, keep drinking your milk

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
fucken lmao if you dont go to school in a geograpbhically appropriate ghillie suit

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



they should call them craps killers c os the shooter is a proudboy whioch is like betting on dont come

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lmao "arm teachers" won

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




rear end cobra posted:

Donate to Bullets for Teachers now so our educators have the ammunition they need to shoot children

I thought bullets intended for teachers was the problem we were trying to solve.

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

rear end cobra posted:

Donate to Bullets for Teachers now so our educators have the ammunition they need to shoot children

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/968868415363604480

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Guns are now a deductible teacher expense lmao

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

euphronius posted:

it's not that hard to put in metal detectors

metal detectors are not security

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
teachers attending training seminars called "Bulletproof Warrior"

teachers planting drugs on kids to keep their arrest numbers up

teachers stopping and frisking kids in the hallway, but only the suspicious ones

undercover teachers trying to convince kids into buying drugs for them

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