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Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
I'm Valve's sage nodding motion when saying "modders create value".

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
I'm the last, tattered shreds of Half-Life's value as a story-telling medium being hurled into a trash bin as Laidlaw walks away in the background like that spiderman comic.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

ChickenHeart posted:

I'm the last, tattered shreds of Half-Life's value as a story-telling medium being hurled into a trash bin as Laidlaw walks away in the background like that spiderman comic.

tbf Laidlaw's script for HL3 seemed pretty miserable and poorly matched to an actual game setting.

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Are the other two chapters of Bendy and the Ink Machine worth buying? The demo kinda fuckin ruled but if they're all around 20min it seems like a ripoff.

Nooooooooo.

Bendy and the Ink Machine is another one of those games where it starts off really strong, but it nosedived almost immediately past EP1. They're really short, it turns into fetch quests which broke real often and needed you to restart the segment, they started putting ~big name youtubers~ in the game as voices for audio logs, they started baiting the "hidden lore" game theory types, the only thing it has going for it is a really cool aesthetic that's squandered on bad gameplay.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Yardbomb posted:

Nooooooooo.

Bendy and the Ink Machine is another one of those games where it starts off really strong, but it nosedived almost immediately past EP1. They're really short, it turns into fetch quests which broke real often and needed you to restart the segment, they started putting ~big name youtubers~ in the game as voices for audio logs, they started baiting the "hidden lore" game theory types, the only thing it has going for it is a really cool aesthetic that's squandered on bad gameplay.

I loving knew it

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
I'm the one-sided texture walls.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm firing 40 headcrab canisters into a storm drain to kill 1 dude.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Was Blenderface Made in Blender?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Why have I only now heard of Super Seducer? It's a FMV pick-up artist game coming to Steam in March.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS6R2Q7eRdg

I'm about to sound the Granos alarm just looking at it.

edit:
I forgot to add the creator of the game issued a DMCA takedown on one Youtube critic (who received a review key from him) who claimed he's too chicken to issue a DMCA takedown.

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Feb 28, 2018

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
lol even in the trailer it says GO ABROAD TO FIND LOVE

basically they are a bunch of creeps that can only “”””””””””””””appeal””””””””””” to desperate girls/hookers

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Ummm



drat, man don't tell her YET, that's like 5th date material.

Edit:



I'm starting to see a pattern here.

Palpek fucked around with this message at 11:19 on Feb 28, 2018

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Palpek posted:

Ummm



drat, man don't tell her YET, that's like 5th date material.

Edit:



I'm starting to see a pattern here.

To those who have not watched any video about this game yet, the main character you see in those screenshots is also the game's creator Richard La Ruin. He first tried to fund Super Seducer using Kickstarter before it got suspended. I think he went to Indiegogo after that.

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Feb 28, 2018

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't want to get dating advice from anyone named Dick Ruin.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

He might be a pirate that got teleported forward in time.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Oh God, he was on Good Morning Britain several months ago talking about how British women are inferior to Eastern (European) ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnSnEgtP6DM

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

The MSJ posted:

Oh God, he was on Good Morning Britain several months ago talking about how British women are inferior to Eastern (European) ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnSnEgtP6DM

thanx for poisoning my youtube recommendation. that’s just nice.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
That dunkey vid is pro super seducer footage

I kinda wish the game was just full on parody instead of actual PUA stuff because it's kinda funny that there's a game out there with options like "be creepy" followed by a dude explaining why being creepy is bad.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

FirstAidKite posted:

That dunkey vid is pro super seducer footage

I kinda wish the game was just full on parody instead of actual PUA stuff because it's kinda funny that there's a game out there with options like "be creepy" followed by a dude explaining why being creepy is bad.

I had heard of the game and saw the title screen art a few days before I saw dunkey's vid, and thought it was like a successor to Leisure Suit Larry with Archer's aesthetic, and it was going to skewer this sort of poo poo. I'm incredibly disappointed to have been wrong.

Unoriginal One
Aug 5, 2008

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

thanx for poisoning my youtube recommendation. that’s just nice.

Go into your youtube history and delete it, should fix that.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

thanx for poisoning my youtube recommendation. that’s just nice.

right click > open in incognito

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

Peanut President posted:

right click > open in incognito

Should really be the thread subtitle.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03Lf5_FHKPY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcG9rEn_pdQ&t=328s

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3850457

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
Soiled Meat

oh god, what is this

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

drkeiscool posted:

oh god, what is this

It's a game where you get a blowjob from a shark


duh

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/356450/Creature_Romances_Kokonoe_Kokoro/

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

So we've basically released the dinosaur erotica stage of indie steam publishing. Nice.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

quote:

Enjoy this sweet and charming romance story, with a life-or-death decision at the end.
I give 95% odds that this ends with grasshopper girl romantically eating the player character's head.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.






:yikes:

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
:lol:

Pterodactyl porn it ain't though

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

I don't know, this seems kind of jokey to me- 'oh look, it's a typical anime VN, but everyone are monsters, lolsorandumb!!1!'.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

CommissarMega posted:

I don't know, this seems kind of jokey to me- 'oh look, it's a typical anime VN, but everyone are monsters, lolsorandumb!!1!'.

Contains explicit insect-ual content

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 59 minutes!
Don't...don't "bug" me when I'm playing this game. Haha.

I tried.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
rear end Bopper

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

bug chasers

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

It's a bug hunt, man! :quagmire:

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
Well that was an amazing ride straight to hell.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

CommissarMega posted:

I don't know, this seems kind of jokey to me- 'oh look, it's a typical anime VN, but everyone are monsters, lolsorandumb!!1!'.

Better than the alternative which is “Everyone is a monster, but they look like 12 year old girls.”

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004



Someone decided it was time to anime up Perdido Street Station.

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

CommissarMega posted:

I don't know, this seems kind of jokey to me- 'oh look, it's a typical anime VN, but everyone are monsters, lolsorandumb!!1!'.

Ironic Porn Purchase Leads To Unironic Ejaculation

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