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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

new kind of cat posted:

give me a dick over a gun any fuckin day

My dick requires a concealed carry permit.

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


sure you can, it's called campaigning

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Robert Plant posted:

This hospital's security and sterility protocols are atrocious

just shoot the germs with a gun

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I'm glad Veteran Hank is here to let me know about lady dicks.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


also just to be pedantic but that gun is very clearly not in that girl's pants

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

just lol at putting your poli sci phd on all your book covers

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

what would it look like if a gun nut wore pants ?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

euphronius posted:

I also keep a loaded gun pointed into my lower abdomen

every once in a while u hear about one of these concealed carry ppl shooting their own dicks off by accident and it rules

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



sixth homicide of a trans person in the US so far this year


https://twitter.com/TransEquality/status/968884625316687874

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


new kind of cat posted:

give me a dick over a gun any fuckin day

lol

Most people that fixate on guns are actually thinking this.

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



GobiasIndustries posted:

I'm glad Veteran Hank is here to let me know about lady dicks.

tbf, he could prob inform you on babydicks too

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
it me, the hootin' and hollerin' meat eatin' conservative who is so insecure I feel the need to carry around a button that kills people in my underwear, and i aint talking about the clitorus

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

brugroffil posted:

also just to be pedantic but that gun is very clearly not in that girl's pants

isn't that where the penis is, right next to the bellybutton?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



new kind of cat posted:

herp a derp i'm a centrist i believe in absolutely nothing and therefore am superior to you stupid idiots who BELIEVE in things

While my friends getting more radicalized is good, i gotta grit my teeth pretty hard when they tell me they're proud fiery liberals

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007




?

edit:

SKULL.GIF posted:

deported to belarus (home country), where she probably will be extradited to russia or disappeared

good thing State is staffed and functional...!

figures

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/LWandLiz/status/968897075621519360

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

euphronius posted:

I also keep a loaded gun pointed into my lower abdomen

just making sure there are no survivors

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Business Gorillas posted:

Vermintide is Warhammer Left 4 Dead and it's easily one of the best games for the past couple of years (that isn't a high bar but still)

im probably going to get ff xv instead the demo is pretty good

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

That lady gonna Plaxico Burress herself and you could say I'm glad of it

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

gut shots seem to be the way most careless people die from self-inflicted/children-firing-gun-in-purse

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
ff xv appears to be a homoerotic journey through the american southwest, like that gus van sant movie gerry

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Business Gorillas posted:

Vermintide is Warhammer Left 4 Dead and it's easily one of the best games for the past couple of years (that isn't a high bar but still)

warhammer fantasy is the lovely warhammer

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Also am I too online if I bring up "actually, guns aren't the problem, the insane fear-driven media culture pushed by capitalism is"?

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

oh, word?

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






you can't sew division SEWING BRINGS US TOGETHER

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Al! posted:

ff xv appears to be a homoerotic journey through the american southwest, like that gus van sant movie gerry

that opening sequence will become legend

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





also extremely lol

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

Also am I too online if I bring up "actually, guns aren't the problem, the insane fear-driven media culture pushed by capitalism is"?

easy access to military weapons is a problem yes

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Al! posted:

im probably going to get ff xv instead the demo is pretty good

:rip: your hard drive

5 GBs is either the whole of Dragon Ball FighterZ or one texture on Noctis' coat

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Business Gorillas posted:

Also am I too online if I bring up "actually, guns aren't the problem, the insane fear-driven media culture pushed by capitalism is"?

At a certain point the boils caused by the plague start presenting problems in and of themselves.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/968703465898815488

the entire world loving loves that Trump and his idiot brigade are in charge here because they're so god damned easy to run circles around

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Nonsense posted:

gut shots seem to be the way most careless people die from self-inflicted/children-firing-gun-in-purse

Other bad things white people keep in purses: Dogs

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
https://twitter.com/aestheticnon/status/968898460391915520

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/968901381422747654

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Weeping Wound posted:

:rip: your hard drive

5 GBs is either the whole of Dragon Ball FighterZ or one texture on Noctis' coat

AAA games requiring 40-50 gigs is the new hotness

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

zegermans posted:

warhammer fantasy is the lovely warhammer

Space Hulk sucked, so this is the best you're going to get :colbert:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





what is "take the L" tho

i get it in context but why does it mean what it means

surely not chicago's elevated train

and surely not L as in blunt as in jazz cigar (which is another slang etymology i never got) (also i only encountered 'L'-for-blunt from extremely white suburban new jersey teens sooooo)

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
it'll bounce back and doesn't matter because of gun manufacturer money anyway but gently caress it i'll laugh at it for right now
https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/968900907403567104

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