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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



the death of america is weirdly entertaining

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Epic High Five posted:

Like for real

day 1

DAY 1

Taiwan tricked Trump into recognizing their independence by saying very nice things to him

you can literally read a parenting book and fully understand how to manipulate Trump.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

new kind of cat posted:

think eleanor ever telegrammed nudes to fdr?

nah he was banging his secretary the whole time he was president

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


GobiasIndustries posted:

it'll bounce back and doesn't matter because of gun manufacturer money anyway but gently caress it i'll laugh at it for right now
https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/968900907403567104

ehhh

nah, the mattering is building up

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



BgRdMchne posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/968903039942881281

No need to arm teahers, they arming themselves

Writers need to learn to storyboard, this plot development makes way more sense in a month or two

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


new kind of cat posted:

taylor swift is a white supremacist who makes white supremacy music so this checks out

la diabla blanca...

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




TotalHell posted:

the death of america is weirdly entertaining

new forum description

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

god in his infinite wisdom has seen fit to decree that 30% of human life becomes a clot in the mother's pannies though so i dunno why these guys get so excited about a blastula

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

new kind of cat posted:

lmao that's the fuckin stuff

lol this is how Trump came to religion, him and his dad

quote:

Trump said he was drawn to stories the minister told in the pulpit about successful business executives “overcoming difficulties.” “I found that very interesting,” the billionaire said, adding that he and Peale became friends.

“He thought I was his greatest student of all time.”

quote:

Fred Trump, then a successful developer in Brooklyn and Queens, began attending the services with his wife, drawn as many business executives were to Peale’s can-do theology and his belief that faith could lead to greater success.

“I know that with God’s help,” the minister wrote, “I can sell vacuum cleaners.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/life...m=.e3e26c22a360

prosperity gospel all the way down

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

sixth homicide of a trans person in the US so far this year


https://twitter.com/TransEquality/status/968884625316687874

At 17000+ murders a year and 1.4M trans people that means they are on track to only get murdered at a quarter the national average

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
maybe if Trump's plan was already in place a good teacher with a gun could have put down that sicko teacher with a gun big league.

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Duscat posted:

somebody pour water on him after midnight i wanna see what comes out

pour water: nathan bedford forrest
pour pee: trump

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

BgRdMchne posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/968903039942881281

No need to arm teahers, they arming themselves

lmebo

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
if that teacher had 135 hours of training they wouldnt have shot the gun

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Shageletic posted:

lol this is how Trump came to religion, him and his dad



https://www.washingtonpost.com/life...m=.e3e26c22a360

prosperity gospel all the way down

i hope a future debate question goes: "if you could travel back in time and kill baby trump, would you do it?"

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Quotey posted:

if that teacher had 135 hours of training they wouldnt have shot the gun

it was confirmed they only had 122 hours of training.

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

GobiasIndustries posted:

maybe if Trump's plan was already in place a good teacher with a gun could have put down that sicko teacher with a gun big league.

see another problem solved by more guns

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
hell yeah i'd kill that baby!
-jeb

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

new kind of cat posted:

i hope a future debate question goes: "if you could travel back in time and kill baby trump, would you do it?"

yes

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


new kind of cat posted:

new screaming females album is real good ya'll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZxplC_7dKs

breeders on friday

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
needs that training so he'll actually manage to shoot the children next time

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/deplorkibble/status/968724677513408514

answer this person replying to the c_spam bot version of your post

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

I did a mock debate in high school and I was assigned the anti-abortion position and this was literally my "argument" except I used pigs instead

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


BgRdMchne posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/968903039942881281

No need to arm teahers, they arming themselves

it’s been 20 minutes what’s going on with this

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




“I know that with God’s help,” the minister wrote, “I can sell vacuum cleaners.”

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

that teacher rules

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/968894003860062208

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

https://twitter.com/JayRojas17/status/968904066133880832

who

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i'm going to choose to believe the teacher is some maga chud who decided to take matters into his own hands and got scared by someone dropping their book

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


titties STOP rear end STOP

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

it’s been 20 minutes what’s going on with this

He's at a mcdonalds having a coke

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Quotey posted:


FALSE

FLAG

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

it seems like every mass shooter goes to mcd's

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



shovelbum posted:

At 17000+ murders a year and 1.4M trans people that means they are on track to only get murdered at a quarter the national average

So you're saying the answer to decreasing murder rates is for everyone to be trans?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/968907774523576320

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

this is somebody's fetish.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

sandoz posted:

titties STOP rear end STOP

:yeah:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://mobile.twitter.com/GoodsonLumon/status/968903915419955201

lmao

no, its not

TRUMOOO

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

new kind of cat posted:

i hope a future debate question goes: "if you could travel back in time and kill baby trump, would you do it?"

it definitely will, but it's gonna be in the form of a trolley question

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