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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Kairi went full heel on Sasha.

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I think the most Bischoff thing is that he keeps trying to get middle class biker culture over as a real tough guy thing.

Weekend Hells Angels who ride their Harley Davidson's once a month in pristine leather jackets with the other bank managers and dentists.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/968622242400698369

Note: the part in Japanese is basically Asuka calling Sasha a phony, and claiming she's the REAL boss.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Gonzo McFee posted:

I think the most Bischoff thing is that he keeps trying to get middle class biker culture over as a real tough guy thing.

Weekend Hells Angels who ride their Harley Davidson's once a month in pristine leather jackets with the other bank managers and dentists.

Well, he's friends with REAL bikers, and all he had to do was spend millions of dollars to paper a PPV at a biker rally multiple years in a row!

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

DarkstarIV posted:

https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/968622242400698369

Note: the part in Japanese is basically Asuka calling Sasha a phony, and claiming she's the REAL boss.

I am not ready for her, but I love Asuka.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Gonzo McFee posted:

I think the most Bischoff thing is that he keeps trying to get middle class biker culture over as a real tough guy thing.

Weekend Hells Angels who ride their Harley Davidson's once a month in pristine leather jackets with the other bank managers and dentists.

Lol I've been watching wcw and am 2 nitros away from hog wild 96 so I'll assume that was all bischoff's idea

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/968698188843565056

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/StephanBonnar/status/968865070435348481

Two things.

1) Apparently Stephen Bonnar is a pro wrestler now.

2) X-Pac has his dog with him everywhere.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Bonnar wrestled a match in TNA and often tags with Phil Baroni on the Indies

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

wait Phil Baroni is working?

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
I couldn't find the link if I tried but about 18 months ago Bonnar and Baroni sent a demo tape to Wrestling companies and it was amazing. How it was filmed, the aesthetic and content was SO late 90s/early 00s MMA. And they weren't being ironic.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

rovert posted:

I couldn't find the link if I tried but about 18 months ago Bonnar and Baroni sent a demo tape to Wrestling companies and it was amazing. How it was filmed, the aesthetic and content was SO late 90s/early 00s MMA. And they weren't being ironic.

GET US THE TAPE.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


MrBling posted:

https://twitter.com/StephanBonnar/status/968865070435348481

Two things.

1) Apparently Stephen Bonnar is a pro wrestler now.

2) X-Pac has his dog with him everywhere.

I got 2 words for ya

good doggo :)

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Janela should book Bonnar and Baroni

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


He's a tea bird, what's your excuse?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

KungFu Grip posted:

Janela should book Bonnar and Baroni

Tag match against Lawlor and Riddle wouldn't actually be a bad idea.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

This is Phil Baroni when he's just being himself:

quote:

NS: Are you a nerd at heart, like play video games or read comics?

PB: gently caress no. I hate that poo poo with a passion. I think it’s gay as gently caress and a waste of time.

NS: Do you have any advice for the nerds on how to get girls?

PB: Do steroids, lift heavy weights, get contacts, go tanning. And stop playing all those gay loving video games. You can’t get pussy in front of a TV playing games with your geeky friends. Go out to night clubs and bars, hit the beach. If you got money, floss. Whatever you do, don’t be yourself.

Phil Baroni is the elemental spirit of late-90s wrestling and MMA. He is exactly the kind of trash person the industry used to subsist on.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

He should have started wrestling sooner. He's perfect for the business

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

So going by that I think Phil Baroni is one of the few human beings on the planet whose brain would be improved by CTE.
At least then he might not be able to remember his toxic life philosophies.

I mean seriously, it's like he tried to give the worst answers humanly possible.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
"If you got money, floss" is in fact the best solution ever given.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MassRafTer posted:

"If you got money, floss" is in fact the best solution ever given.

Yeah I was amazed by that one.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

I hope y’all don’t think he means dental flossing!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wendell posted:

I hope y’all don’t think he means dental flossing!

I had no idea that floss was a term for flaunting expensive stuff you own, and I'm disappointed now and I'm just gonna pretend he meant dental flossing because it's funnier.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Jerusalem posted:

I had no idea that floss was a term for flaunting expensive stuff you own, and I'm disappointed now and I'm just gonna pretend he meant dental flossing because it's funnier.

I'm so old. :smith:

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
lol you frickin nerds "hey if you have money observe proper dental care" like who the gently caress would even think to make that connection even if you ain't heard the slang like you could just infer the meaning

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


i assumed he was saying nerds have terrible hygeiene because they do

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

jesus christ

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
how the hell dont yall know the term flossin doesnt mean to clean your teeth but to flaunt your wealth? none of yall listen to hiphop?

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Look at these loving nerds. Lmao

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Look at these loving nerds. Lmao

They need to take Phil Baroni's advice

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

I hate when they rap about Bitches and Hos and the bling

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Times are changing.



Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol at the flossing conversation

Even funnier than the argument a while back about whether or not Florida Georgia Line are a bunch of nobodies

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Mr. Carlisle posted:

lol at the flossing conversation

Even funnier than the argument a while back about whether or not Florida Georgia Line are a bunch of nobodies

Idk who they are because I'm not white.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Idk who they are because I'm not white.

I've known what flossing was since lil' wayne was like 14 and made a song with Juvenile called flossin' season and I'm not black

Edit: drat that song was released in 1998 and I'm so old

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Mar 1, 2018

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

DM Punk posted:

Times are changing.

Holy hover hands. And Cowherd is a piece of poo poo.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
lmao thats some next level hoverhands

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

quite stretched out posted:

lmao thats some next level hoverhands

To be fair, I think he is actually holding on to Nattie's shoulderpad.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

yea ok posted:

I hate when they rap about .... the bling

You should be more open-minded about the bling if you ever want to learn more about flossing.

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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I mean bling as a term got coopted by southern white women who sell wedding dresses like 15 years ago.

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