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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



He would look like way less of a doofus if he had a beard imo

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Feldegast42 posted:

If that is true that does make me wonder if he was trying to make a statement

We don't know everything yet though

statement and/or suicidal would be my guess, but yeah we really don't

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

GobiasIndustries posted:

Sessions knows Trump is too much of a pussy to fire him so he's just loving with him now lol
https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/status/968919094497021953

I'm over here discharging my duties

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


it’s so crazy how this is catching up like a year after everyone clearly knew that Trump knew about the emails in advance

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


euphronius posted:

closer to thebmattering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RCQcMkDQCE

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Never seen tumbo even have stubble, probably from all that agent orange he dips his head in

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Vishass posted:

I'm over here discharging my duties

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




I had assumed it was like, on campaign posters and poo poo

Presence
Jul 29, 2006

Lord of Pie posted:

Never seen tumbo even have stubble, probably from all that agent orange he dips his head in

he is like an elf in that he is completely hairless everywhere except his head

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-SO2KqTxAc

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Ah yeah, the B-Side: "poop pic is real"

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

A shame we will.never know why this lone wolf acted out

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/aterkel/status/968933362277801990

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

reminder that alaska is the rapestate

3 times as many rapes happen there compared to the next highest state

Dont forget suicides. Im pretty sure we lead the nation in those too

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

it’s so crazy how this is catching up like a year after everyone clearly knew that Trump knew about the emails in advance

stone did right and he talks to trimbo all the time

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

also I hope meuller takes down the nyt also

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

it’s so crazy how this is catching up like a year after everyone clearly knew that Trump knew about the emails in advance

its just buckwild that a conspiracy theory is real and unfolding in real time, its a blessing to people who love hosed up poo poo in history, because it's all reeeeaaaaalllll

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

the bitcoin of weed posted:

tbh it sounds like he locked himself in a classroom and fired into the ceiling? its a weird one

still scared the absolute poo poo out of all the kids there

lol thats american as gently caress

hope he was screaming yeehaww

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.

shiksa posted:

it's all reeeeaaaaalllll

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


univbee posted:

Trump with a tracheotomy and one of those throat speakers would be some scary poo poo.

it aint a throat speaker, but lmao:

https://youtu.be/hSFWgKl-O-A?t=52

now imagine its a throat speaker and tormop and hes talking about nukes and north korea and piss tape and big hands and big boy trucks and other world leaders keep cracking up in the middle of it

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

I don't understand how the writers keep coming up with these great characters

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

OhFunny posted:

Clearly the answer to this is to arm the students.

ashley feinberg spotted

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Scrub-Niggurath posted:

it’s so crazy how this is catching up like a year after everyone clearly knew that Trump knew about the emails in advance

donny got on live tv and colluded with russia in front of the press by literally asking them for help
he asked for clinton to be assassinated twice on live tv as well

donny jr tweeted out evidence of their crimes

kt mcfarland's emails said they owed their victory to russia

ryan and his congressional nazi pals are recorded on audio saying they know donny is a russian mafia asset

it's amazing how obvious this poo poo is, they are the worst criminals ever and yet it seemingly doesn't matter because this is a rotten and incompetent government, and our voters are dumb as poo poo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lmao I like how that statement says he was taken out of context and then proceeds to say the exact same thing just in faux-polite republican speak like 5 different ways and then tosses in a side of vidyagames are too violent!! for funsies.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

remember how 2dcat took a picture of a trump supporter on a plane who had this going on but real

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Hey you try not making GBS threads yourself after a large brunch of eggs, bacon, ham, pheasant, roast beef, elk, and a variety of sausage.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Nichael posted:

donny got on live tv and colluded with russia in front of the press by literally asking them for help
he asked for clinton to be assassinated twice on live tv as well

donny jr tweeted out evidence of their crimes

kt mcfarland's emails said they owed their victory to russia

ryan and his congressional nazi pals are recorded on audio saying they know donny is a russian mafia asset

it's amazing how obvious this poo poo is, they are the worst criminals ever and yet it seemingly doesn't matter because this is a rotten and incompetent government, and our voters are dumb as poo poo

he hired Paul manafort

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

euphronius posted:

also I hope meuller takes down the nyt also

:yeah:

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Nichael posted:

donny got on live tv and colluded with russia in front of the press by literally asking them for help
he asked for clinton to be assassinated twice on live tv as well

donny jr tweeted out evidence of their crimes

kt mcfarland's emails said they owed their victory to russia

ryan and his congressional nazi pals are recorded on audio saying they know donny is a russian mafia asset

it's amazing how obvious this poo poo is, they are the worst criminals ever and yet it seemingly doesn't matter because this is a rotten and incompetent government, and our voters are dumb as poo poo

god drat trump is the best

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Mueller close down all major news outlets except for dril and Da Share Z0ne

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



J-Kush's lawyer is an Ace Attorney character? lol

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


euphronius posted:

closer to thebmattering

Pretty optimistic since the GOP would have to act on this information.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

the bitcoin of weed posted:

tbh it sounds like he locked himself in a classroom and fired into the ceiling? its a weird one

still scared the absolute poo poo out of all the kids there

this is entirely consistent with a suicide attempt that he couldn't quite carry through

so whatever his problems were before, now he's got tinnitus and hearing loss in one ear, and a couple of years in court to look forward to, too

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

This is like a nerd writing a really passive aggressive yearbook quote about how they can't wait to be more successful than the jocks.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

euphronius posted:

he "hired" Paul manafort

Paul worked for free nothing weird about that.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TheDon01 posted:

Dont forget suicides. Im pretty sure we lead the nation in those too

it's always good times in sunny ol' Alaska

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

euphronius posted:

he hired Paul manafort

didnt he just show up and take over for free one day? trump probably didnt even know!

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