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DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017


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DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017


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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





*flashback to the NRA chud thinking he found an intense burn on an attorney in "Texas-barred" getting owned*

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/968908190778785792

You don't know [THE BORDER WALL]! I mean, [IT]'s so smart they hooked [IT] up to a big computer to try to teach it some things, but [IT] had so much [NAVY SEAL PROOFNESS] it overloaded and then it got really hot and caught on fire!!
woah seals are stupid as poo poo?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/haaretzcom/status/968939639804317696

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Louisgod posted:

quick reminder that Rubio promised he wouldn't seek reelection after the general election and like a huge bitch reneged on his word.

quick reminder that Rubio was a made man, built from the ground up by a FL lobbyist

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
infrastructure, weak!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Is this what you youngsters are calling a roastee nowadays?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol BUMP STOCKS FRANKLY ARE GONE I WILL WRITE THEM OUT LETS MOVE ON

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
how the hell is he expecting to "write out" bump stocks with an executive order

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/968908190778785792

You don't know [THE BORDER WALL]! I mean, [IT]'s so smart they hooked [IT] up to a big computer to try to teach it some things, but [IT] had so much [NAVY SEAL PROOFNESS] it overloaded and then it got really hot and caught on fire!!

this is one of the dumbest lies that somehow keeps getting told over and over again

because we've all seen those prototypes and i'm pretty sure any random 8th grade shop class could come up with a way to breach them

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
trump calling bump stocks machine guns and refusing to let legislation handle the transition is extremely loving funny

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
uhhhhh kushner already creatwd middle east peace by moving the u.s. embassy to jerusalem, try again libs

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
pisshog sounds extra stupid right now

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/968930430408908800

lol check out anime Trump

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
"The US Background Check Bill or Whatever" :laffo:

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


I can say with certainty that this will not have an impact on the result of his peace plan

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

euphronius posted:

closer to thebmattering

https://i.imgur.com/490kHVw.mp4

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



arming the teachers going well so far i see

https://twitter.com/AP/status/968903039942881281

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
trump: you have a different president now

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
more bills!

less bills!

change the names of the bills to be more catchy!

ok we’re good here

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
forums infrastructure week

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol blaming gun violence on Obama
:smugdon:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/cameron_kasky/status/968942073754869760

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
remember when never trumpers rationalized their trump vote by saying he'd sign whatever they put in front of him?




lol

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Robert Plant posted:

Ahahhhahhhahahahha Trump's scheduled to go live in front of the press with a bunch of senators in forty minutes

Imma hooten & holleran

And we're getting DDOSed aren't we

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
ugh my posting experience

did the forums send everybody out of the server room and fire a shot into the ceiling

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol he's blamed Obama 4 times now

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

euphronius posted:

I forget why lewandowski got canned

Lewandowski forgot the cam and g in campaign manager

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Duscat posted:

this is one of the dumbest lies that somehow keeps getting told over and over again

because we've all seen those prototypes and i'm pretty sure any random 8th grade shop class could come up with a way to breach them

they weren't allowed to use ropes or ladders lol

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
FUUUUUUUCK YOU Marco

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Pick posted:

Blackwatch Plaid

bring back harvey birdman

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Nichael posted:

right, he hired the russian mafia mary poppins who wanted to work for free lol

Well, didn't Manafort do wonders for that one guy's campaign in Azerbaijan? Complete with the "Lock Her Up" chants? I'm sure it looked like a winning ticket for tha Donald

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Quotey posted:

wasnt it just that people didn't like him? ivanka?

he was loving hope hicks

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/AP_Images/status/968938936973365255

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Trump talking about age limits, all the republicans getting grumpy faces lol

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



pantcrease my steamed apricot

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Hillary stole einsteins style

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/968944315883032577

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