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shame on an IGA posted:r/the_donald, right now, is the sweetest meal I have ever tasted. Can you screenshot some good excerpts? I opened it but closed the page after 30 seconds before I threw up in my mouth.
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maybe if they told the SEALs that the wall was an Army guy and he was going to bust them for being corrupt pieces of poo poo the results would have been different
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mods change my name posted:maybe if they told the SEALs that the wall was an Army guy and he was going to bust them for being corrupt pieces of poo poo the results would have been different 
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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/968983981533401088 lol today is great even though it was an absolute poo poo day at work
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Hot Karl Marx posted:No one cares and has no budget? This is becoming a meme at this point, but "what does your heart tell you." 
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Mar 1, 2018 00:14
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I didn't think this delicious pan-political spectrum singularity of hypocrisy and irony could be topped today. Then came the gun Moonies. 2018 is outdoing itself.
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Leave it to SEALs to try to blow up the wall instead of just climbing over it.
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All I know is this -- If I were a rich, old, white Republican and a big-rear end wall like that appeared on my lawn over night, there is only one way to get rid of it: call the cheapest contractor to have Mexicans come knock it down
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If I had to get huge amounts of drugs over a wall I would just have a bigass air cannon carried on a trailer and lob my carefully packaged drugs over it to a designated area.
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there's no movie deals to be had by defeating a concrete wall
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Don’t test the wall with seals. Do it with bored troops. If it survives, it’s good.
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Vasudus posted:If I had to get huge amounts of drugs over a wall I would just have a bigass air cannon carried on a trailer and lob my carefully packaged drugs over it to a designated area. Counterweight Trebuchet. No air compressors required, no barrels or piping or valves. Just basic fabrication, math, and some trial-and-error in the Mexico desert.
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DoktorLoken posted:Can you screenshot some good excerpts? I opened it but closed the page after 30 seconds before I threw up in my mouth. quote:TexasTrumpWhisperer quote:ABProsper
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Peetown Manning posted:One weird free market solution the worst end of the gun-owning spectrum will hate. They don't usually buy their guns there, but ammo, camping gear, other hunting equipment, etc, is another story. hobbesmaster posted:Police have been inside schools for well over a decade now. I graduated HS in 2005 and my middle school had 1 officer and my high school had 3. The high school in Florida had a sheriff's deputy assigned to it - he was the guy that waited it out outside. Schools have had officers since at least the 80s. Godholio fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Mar 1, 2018 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/968983981533401088 lmao if this is what gets the republicans to impeach him
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Okay so wait, someone explain how this insanity occurred today. I feel like I’ve missed a step somewhere. Like, was this just so ho-hum meeting of R Senators on gun control and Trump just went off on pro-gun control positions? Cause it sure as poo poo seemed like just yesterday or Monday he was proposing arming teachers. I feel so lost in a sea of derp.
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Mar 1, 2018 00:38
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Trump: "Far surpass Barack Obama, you say?"
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Georgia's governor is signing the bill stripping Deltas tax benefits.
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CommieGIR posted:Georgia's governor is signing the bill stripping Deltas tax benefits. Good way to kill business in Georgia which had been booming since Hollywood took a lot of production there
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Thwomp posted:Okay so wait, someone explain how this insanity occurred today. I feel like I’ve missed a step somewhere. Trump had a meeting with Republican and Democratic Senators. He wanted the meeting to "do a bipartisan" so he could be THE ULTIMATE DEALMAKER on TV and look like he brings the two sides together. Democratic Senators praised him, Republican Senators made faces, and Trump reverted to the "why do we need guns?" New York politician of the 80s since that's all he knows or pays attention to. Manchin even played along with him, saying that Obama was why they couldn't get gun control done in 2013. So Trump was making GBS threads all over Republican positions and basically saying to do the Democratic stuff. Leading to gifs like this: https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/968952338898591744 It won't come to anything, it'll be like the DACA meeting where he rapidly flips away tomorrow.
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DoktorLoken posted:Can you screenshot some good excerpts? I opened it but closed the page after 30 seconds before I threw up in my mouth. 
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Peetown Manning posted:SEALS: god warriors and the control group for experiments of what is and what is not destructible Soulex posted:Don’t test the wall with seals. Do it with bored troops. If it survives, it’s good.
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Dead Reckoning posted:Yeah, if they really wanted to test its durability, they should have told a bunch of troops that The Wall was a vital and expensive piece of equipment that needed to be returned intact. or just put the barracks on one side of the wall, morning formation on the other, and yell "zonk!!"
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Three days later the wall is spotted in Syria. Edit: Or on ebay.
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"First platoon to move themselves and this 50 lbs bag of drugs to the other side of the wall gets a 3 day pass, no limitations."
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Dead Reckoning posted:"First platoon to move this 50 lbs bag of drugs to the other side of the wall gets a 3 day pass." I would love to see the SIR after the human ladder collapsed, leading to serious injuries that surprisingly were not prevented by a kevlar helmet
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Dead Reckoning posted:"First platoon to move themselves and this 50 lbs bag of drugs to the other side of the wall gets a 3 day pass, no limitations." The commander has informed me you cannot take the drugs either.
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mods change my name posted:I would love to see the SIR after the human ladder collapsed, leading to serious injuries that surprisingly were not prevented by a kevlar helmet did they have pt belts on you fuckin shitbag???
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boop the snoot posted:did they have pt belts on you fuckin shitbag??? they can come off????????????
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"Why... how is The Wall pregnant? Why is Jenkins trying to claim The Wall as a dependent?"
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Godholio posted:They don't usually buy their guns there, but ammo, camping gear, other hunting equipment, etc, is another story. I graduated in 02 and my HS had an office for the police which was regularly staffed by half a dozen local police and sheriff's deputies. Hell, I remember the day after Columbine they had SWAT cops roaming the hallways.
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LongDarkNight posted:Of course it's the loving Moonies. That explains everything, thank you.
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Looking forward to Luttrell's book documenting his harrowing defeat to a wall.
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Lol. I was expelled the day after columbine because I thought it would be fun to wear a a duster to school. Lasted all of the 100 feet from the bus to the office, where the principal snatched me up and sent me home. We didn't have cops or security either. Small towns can't afford that poo poo. They could barely keep the one cop paid in town for the 40 hours he put it in whenever he pleased.
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Hot Karl Marx posted:https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/968983981533401088 Somehow it feels like this is all proceeding according to plan for the NRA. They lost their Buy Guns boogeyman when Hillary lost and sales plummeted. They know that regardless whatever Trump says no serious gun control legislation is getting through Congress. So Trump going out and scaring up the base with some gun control ghost stories is pretty much the perfect ad campaign to get folks back to stockpiling ARs and ammo for when the Feds come knocking (any day now!  )
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CommieGIR posted:Georgia's governor is signing the bill stripping Deltas tax benefits. Lmao, every large corporation that moved or is planning to move to GA has some MBA dweebs right now creating a PowerPoint titled "Incremental Adverse Risk in Georgia" It owns when republican legislators never got the memo that they're the business party
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Best Friends posted:It owns when republican legislators never got the memo that they're the business party Top causes of lost memos: USPS hamstrung by federal government Bitter unpaid interns Keep getting put in piles of paper for photo ops Accidentally burned while covering up evidence Locked away out of public sight
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CommieGIR posted:Georgia's governor is signing the bill stripping Deltas tax benefits. WTF I love tax benefits now
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