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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

logikv9 posted:

I will work for Donald J. trump for excessive amounts of money

$500 million loan? why yes sure Ill work for tromp. and absolutely this will all get paid back

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jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

https://twitter.com/paperbeatstweet/status/968944733820141568

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
then I can finally afford my life goal of a bot that will post for me

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

the lame-o-meter is off the charts, here

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/968803852882464769
:hai:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
that said if I randomly start posting anti-human propaganda quickly reply with LOG OFF which is the secret killphrase

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

I'm so loving tired ahhhhhhhhh sleep deprivation is the worst thing ever nothing feels normal or good

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

triple sulk posted:

well done steak is loving gross and an insult to both the cow that gave its life and the chef who has to prepare it

I will literally never care about this, and it always makes me think slightly poorly of people who get passionate about how other people eat their steaks

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

logikv9 posted:

I will work for Donald J. trump for excessive amounts of money

Congrats on getting let go after 4 months and then spending a couple years salary on lawyer fees because TRUMP

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
what is the i disobyed the gods thing from

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
Why would you say the piss tape isn't real?

I mean, we've all seen it right?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Was out most of the day, are Dicks Sporting Goods and Walmart good now

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/969041924203208704

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Guy Goodbody posted:

I will literally never care about this, and it always makes me think slightly poorly of people who get passionate about how other people eat their steaks

well done steak is a travesty, sorry you have bad opinions

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Also drat at both pieces of news, really didn't expect a shooting to matter for once. happily surprised

yorkinshire
Apr 28, 2009

In space no one can hear your dope beats.

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

even pyf has a rule against posting who you want to have sex with come on

I wanna gently caress the piss tape

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Guy Goodbody posted:

I will literally never care about this, and it always makes me think slightly poorly of people who get passionate about how other people eat their steaks

if you don't care then it's one thing, but i'm being serious that it's basically charring the meat to poo poo, removing any flavor and nutritional value

a great chef will outright refuse to cook it that way because it's a complete waste of quality meat

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

one of these things is not like the other. can you tell which one stands out?

now review your answer. you can now tell if you are racist or not

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Guy Goodbody posted:

I will literally never care about this, and it always makes me think slightly poorly of people who get passionate about how other people eat their steaks

if you're eating like a $10 steak from Walmart well done who cares but it's pretty lovely to waste like Kobe beef or w.e. cooking all of the flavor out of it and dipping it in ketchup

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i mean it's an insanely bad opinion to have

a lot of food out there can be prepared in different ways, but if you can't eat steak at medium rare or below, then don't eat it at all

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

https://twitter.com/duckingluck/status/969042184568700928

haha

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



cut off the horns and wipe the rear end


I’m a manly man

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i only eat gruel from a rusty bucket with vitamins ground up in it because i refuse to support soylent

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

cumshitter posted:

one of these things is not like the other. can you tell which one stands out?

now review your answer. you can now tell if you are racist or not

yeah, the second guy doesnt have horrible craggy skin

suuuper noticeable

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

triple sulk posted:

if you don't care then it's one thing, but i'm being serious that it's basically charring the meat to poo poo, removing any flavor and nutritional value

Sure, it's not a great way to eat a steak. But steaks are just steaks, they aren't a special kind of food. Doing a steak wrong isn't exactly disrespecting the Eucharist.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Guy Goodbody posted:

Sure, it's not a great way to eat a steak. But steaks are just steaks, they aren't a special kind of food. Doing a steak wrong isn't exactly disrespecting the Eucharist.

ok so let's just put ranch dressing all over a pizza too and whatever other loving disgusting variants exist

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
The Piss tape is....

(crowd awaits with bated breath)


Not....


(tension simmers)


Fictional! The Piss tape is Not Fictional!


(giant wave of relief, crowd erupts into applause)

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
my favorite soylent story is when the founder put too much sulfur in a test batch and went to a jazz show and farted up the room so bad everyone but him and the musicians left and he just sat there like it totally wastn him

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Guy Goodbody posted:

Sure, it's not a great way to eat a steak. But steaks are just steaks, they aren't a special kind of food. Doing a steak wrong isn't exactly disrespecting the Eucharist.

a well-prepared steak is a far finer tribute to the good gods than that monotheist nonsense

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



D1Sergo posted:

The Piss tape is....

(crowd awaits with bated breath)


Not....


(tension simmers)


Fictional! The Piss tape is Not Fictional!


(giant wave of relief, crowd erupts into applause)

wow this one got me real worked up!

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

is this real

why is this real

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
if we let them have their well done steaks that's a slippery slope to Ranch Fondue machines and Satan, and not the good Satan either

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



lol if u don't swallow eggs whole shell and all

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Parity warning posted:

https://twitter.com/aldotcom/status/966791523781181440

piss tape is near, we are approaching the singularipee

praise pisstape!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

triple sulk posted:

i mean it's an insanely bad opinion to have

a lot of food out there can be prepared in different ways, but if you can't eat steak at medium rare or below, then don't eat it at all

It's a bad idea to have red wine with fish, but if it turned out Trump did that it wouldn't gain the meme status his steak preferences have.

This steak thing has been internalized by people as some kind of horrible food crime, completely out of proportion to anything

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Guy Goodbody posted:

Sure, it's not a great way to eat a steak. But steaks are just steaks, they aren't a special kind of food. Doing a steak wrong isn't exactly disrespecting the Eucharist.

It's a complete waste of a very expensive cut of meat. I guess sure whatever if you're Trump go ahead and flush more money down the toilet but for $9+/lb depending on the cut i'm drat sure not going to turn a steak into leather.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

D1Sergo posted:

The Piss tape is....

(crowd awaits with bated breath)


Not....


(tension simmers)


Fictional! The Piss tape is Not Fictional!


(giant wave of relief, crowd erupts into applause)

biggest emotional roller coaster since zack and mirri make a porno, lemme tell you

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Guy Goodbody posted:

It's a bad idea to have red wine with fish, but if it turned out Trump did that it wouldn't gain the meme status his steak preferences have.

This steak thing has been internalized by people as some kind of horrible food crime, completely out of proportion to anything

no, it's been this way for a long loving time before trump and isn't new in any way

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