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Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Prester Jane's bold predictions of a Trump meltdown

# ? Feb 23, 2018 21:22

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# ? May 20, 2024 19:09

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

haha i was just thinking about loving lame D&D's awestruck response to PJ's posts was

# ? Feb 23, 2018 21:24

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

they come into the alt-right thread and say crazy poo poo sometimes too

Prester Jane posted:

I mean this is exactly the scenario I have been warning about for years now: radicalized members of weird cult-groups carrying out violent attacks on soft targets. Its all there, the weird LARP-like "training" for some massive future conflict that they think they will play a role in/are sparking, an Inner narrative made up of a weird mish-mash of cultural products popular within their clique, a leader who clearly has a Cluster-B personality disorder, and a history of the most extreme members forcing out the less extreme members.

They are the first clear-cut example of a "Nightmare Scenario" group coming into public view. High-compaction Narrativists who have formed an established group and are being lead by an individual with a Cluster-B personality disorder (who mostly just wants to see how far he can push people). I would also further argue that we are presently observing the rising wave of terrorism and violence resulting from High-Ccompaction Narrativists emerging in greater numbers within the population of the US that I have been very concerned would emerge.

I'm going to do a massive effortpost about this situation soon, but for now its too hard for me to stare at reality and convince myself that my mental illness isn't somehow leaking out of my head and controlling world affairs, so I'mma go and play Battlefield: One till that goes away.

# ? Feb 23, 2018 21:27

The Crotch: Oct 16, 2012; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Feb 23, 2018 21:32

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDOWzQGu8Oc

# ? Feb 23, 2018 23:05

AgentF: May 11, 2009

Just don't eat anything when there are cameras about I guess.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 01:49

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Jeb! Repetition posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDOWzQGu8Oc

I have never seen anyone suffer so much eating food.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 03:44

mags: May 30, 2008; Can't post for 5 hours!

juggalos marched on washington

# ? Feb 25, 2018 17:22

Willie Tomg: Feb 2, 2006

# ? Feb 25, 2018 18:04

A Bag of Milk: Jul 3, 2007; I don't see any American dream; I see an American nightmare.

Willie Tomg posted:

The attendee at the mic after this who, in near tears, whined that seeing this man flesh violated the NAP.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 18:18

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

The right caught the vapors over the lack of Decorum when the GOP cheered Obama not having any more elections anymore and he quipped that he won them all

# ? Feb 26, 2018 18:38

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Willie Tomg posted:

This dude would've been a better candidate than Gary Johnson.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 21:58

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/903099180276731904

# ? Feb 27, 2018 01:46

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Might not be politics but http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/12/03/penn-state-reportedly-sends-jerry-sandusky-letter-to-renew-season-tickets/

# ? Feb 27, 2018 09:26

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Willie Tomg posted:

i'm the iron cross tattoo

# ? Feb 27, 2018 10:37

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

"its not a nazi thing"

*leans over and spreads buttcheeks to show gates of auschwitz tattoo over anus*

"thats a nazi thing"

"asschwitz"

# ? Feb 27, 2018 10:39

hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/903099180276731904

trump optics best optics

# ? Feb 27, 2018 12:58

hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

that was some real trump era poo poo almost 20 years ago now :staredog:

# ? Feb 28, 2018 00:15

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

remember when conservatives got really angry about it because clinton and he was the acceptable kind of brown

# ? Feb 28, 2018 00:23

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

And that boy grew up to be George Zimmerman

# ? Feb 28, 2018 05:19

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

# ? Mar 1, 2018 05:30

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

rip cecil

https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/626454765275361281

# ? Mar 1, 2018 05:35

Benagain: Oct 10, 2007; Can you see that I am serious?; Fun Shoe

Eric Cantor losing his reelection bid.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 05:50

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

that was some real trump era poo poo almost 20 years ago now

can you explain this to a non american

# ? Mar 1, 2018 09:32

Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

Elian Gonzalez. came over on a boat from Cuba to Florida with his mom. mom drowned on the crossing. there was a court case for custody of Eli�n between the father who remained in Cuba and other relatives in Florida. court ruled he had to be returned to his father. it got nasty because of politics and he was taken at gunpoint in this picture.

all of this took place in the run up to the 2000 election in Florida which was the state that ended up giving the world George W. Bush.

Proust Malone has issued a correction as of 10:08 on Mar 1, 2018

# ? Mar 1, 2018 10:05

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

https://twitter.com/HenryKrinkIe/status/934289369321664512

# ? Mar 1, 2018 15:57

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/HenryKrinkIe/status/934289369321664512

hahaha

# ? Mar 1, 2018 16:08

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/HenryKrinkIe/status/934289369321664512

lmao

# ? Mar 1, 2018 16:27

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Pick posted:

hahaha

Jose posted:

lmao

quote:

Hasenfus later told police that he stuck a construction-type glove over his license plate to hide it in case someone caught him, the complaint says.

"I did this because I wanted to stay anonymous," Hasenfus wrote in his statement to police.

But the shopper removed the glove and jotted down Hasenfus' plate number before he drove off, the complaint says.

FOILED AGAIN! And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for that meddling shopper!

# ? Mar 1, 2018 17:17

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Former DILF posted:

"its not a nazi thing"

*leans over and spreads buttcheeks to show gates of auschwitz tattoo over anus*

"thats a nazi thing"

"asschwitz"

my rear end is the real holocaust centre

# ? Mar 1, 2018 17:33

Takanago: Jun 2, 2007; You'll see...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-8zQC-9Iok

# ? Mar 1, 2018 17:54

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

remember when the president endorsed a known pedophile for the senate

# ? Mar 1, 2018 17:55