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veni veni veni posted:Is there something to hate about those google/alexa things? I've never used one and feel very neutral about them existing. It's either:
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The one in the picture is Apple's attempt at getting in on the craze
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Five years ago: Hungover Energy Secretary Wakes Up Next To Solar Panel 
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This is the first thing from The Onion that's actually made me laugh out loud in a while.
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Hentai Message Board Features Surprisingly Close-Knit, Supportive Community
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This reminds of Internet Comment Etiquette videos where comments on porn sites are better than the ones on Youtube or anywhere else.
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And in the "recommended stories" sidebar, there are three more copies of the same thing.
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StandardVC10 posted:And in the "recommended stories" sidebar, there are three more copies of the same thing. I found seven total, but there might be more hiding out of sight of the crawlers.
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Ok I think that's easily one of the top Kelly comics.
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I love the callback to the idea that Kelly is a cosplayer.
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calandryll posted:Ok I think that's easily one of the top Kelly comics. Yea this one is a really great parody
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Capsizing Boat Passes U.S. In Global Quality Of Life Rankings
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This one hit me where I live: Nation's Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such a Little Bitch
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Senior Woodchuck posted:This one hit me where I live: Nation's Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such a Little Bitch As an older brother yeah, this summed me up pretty well. Man was I an rear end in a top hat.
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For some reason this article just popped into my head today: Area Man Confounded By Buffet Procedure Really, all of the dining adventures of Doug Turnbee are great.
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New Evidence Suggests President George Washington Sent Woodcut Of Penis To Secretary Story lives up to the title.
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John Kelly Struggles To Maintain Believable Trump Impression During Phone Calls With Parkland Survivors
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Jesus this is dark: Sighing, Resigned Climate Scientists Say To Just Enjoy Next 20 Years As Much As You Can
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bamhand posted:There's like a 0% chance a woman was allowed to be a secretary at that time though. That seemed odd to me as well. They should have kept it as Tobias Lear.
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A couple good ones today: Cleveland Finishes Construction On New Elevated Sewer System Priest Regrets Vow Of Celibacy After Learning About Furries
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Frothing Alex Jones Claims Sexual Harassment Part Of Worldwide Imbalance In Gender Power Dynamics
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Ariong posted:Frothing Alex Jones Claims Sexual Harassment Part Of Worldwide Imbalance In Gender Power Dynamics Omg that punchline
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They've done a couple of good undercover Jared and Ivanka stories: ‘I’ll Have To Obstruct One Last Thing,’ Whispers Jared Kushner Before Wrapping Gloved Hands Around Mueller’s Neck Jared And Ivanka Holding Each Other At Gunpoint In Kitchen After Simultaneously Revealing Undercover Identities
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