|
This week I've been doing contract work for a factory that makes granola. It turns out that granola tastes better if you take it fresh out of the industrial oven. I'm not sure if it's the freshness or the thievery that improves the flavor.
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 01:44
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 26, 2024 12:30 |
|
|
|
blaise rascal posted:This week I've been doing contract work for a factory that makes granola. It turns out that granola tastes better if you take it fresh out of the industrial oven. I'm not sure if it's the freshness or the thievery that improves the flavor. Have you controlled for temperature?
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 01:47
|
|
|
I too don't smoke a weed, mostly because it would be more effort than not smoking a weed. I'm already perpetually lazy and craving snacks and finding things funny, so what would it even do? |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 01:47
|
|
|
TVsVeryOwn posted:Have you controlled for temperature?
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 02:16
|
|
|
|
your an irreversible reaction |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 02:18
|
|
|
|
it’s 8:20 here. get high with me byob! whatever that means to you. if you don’t smoke then take a shot or something. drop some acid or do a line. let’s all have a good time! |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 02:21
|
|
|
|
blaise rascal posted:no but I don't think granola becomes gooey and wonderful again if you reheat it. I imagine it's an irreversible reaction Having had homemade granola, checks out. |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 02:21
|
|
|
|
not ready posted:it’s 8:20 here. get high with me byob! whatever that means to you. if you don’t smoke then take a shot or something. drop some acid or do a line. let’s all have a good time! gonna drink a beer wit u 
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 02:23
|
|
|
The bowl is packed and lit, friends
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 02:24
|
|
|
|
hooray! |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 02:26
|
|
|
|
Splatmaster posted:The bowl is packed and lit, friends 
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 02:26
|
|
|
alnilam posted:gonna drink a beer wit u Splatmaster posted:The bowl is packed and lit, friends no thanks, I don't think I'd like a bowl of warm beer |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 02:28
|
|
|
i'm doing lines of granola right now also it is okay, all of you people who do not smoek an weede because i will take up your slack it is my burden to bear willingly for the glory of beeyob
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 02:41
|
|
|
ShinyBirdTeeth posted:i shaved my head a week or so ago and my hair is at that perfectly velvety stage. i'm offended no one has asked to rub my head lemme pet that pate fam, i love freshly shorn velvety head people i'm considering side shaving my head again just so i can pet my own head which is NOT WEIRD SHUT UP but also because it's almost summer and i cannot stand my own head right now. my hair is sit-on-able again. also i think i need a fringe. and my hair needs to be purple and pink again. yeah it's time for my famous "mental breakdown haircut of the season" but this time i'm already past the mental breakdown, i just really need better hairs.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 02:43
|
|
|
I had to hand in my weed smoke beer drinking and various other drug doing licenses a little more than 5 years ago. It works better this way for me, but I am happy for you byobbers who can enjoy that in a normal person way.  In other news I am officially meeting my wonderful ladies son tomorrow after work, I'm excited and kinda nervous, he is 8. funmanguy fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Mar 2, 2018 |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 02:48
|
|
|
funmanguy posted:I had to hand in my weed smoke beer drinking and various other drug doing licenses a little more than 5 years ago. It works better this way for me, but I am happy for you byobbers who can enjoy that in a normal person way. oh man, 8 is the best age, and congratulations on making a big step in lady-friend care and keeping!!! kids are fun. it's good and normal to be nervous, but know both she and kiddo are nervous too. it'll be okay.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 02:51
|
|
|
|
i keep having dreams where my hair is really long and thats like the whole dream. just ive got long hair. my hair is long. maybe i should get a hair cut. thats the dream i have like once a week lately.
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 02:52
|
|
|
don't cut ur hair or u will lose ur postin power fam
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 02:54
|
|
|
|
how do you get a cool A or a hammer and sickle next to you rname?
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:04
|
|
|
|
beer pal posted:how do you get a cool A or a hammer and sickle next to you rname? I want to know too, but have always been afraid to ask.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:06
|
|
|
someone asked zdr on my behalf and i got it eta: also be an anarchist i guess idk.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:13
|
|
|
guys i just want to let you know that i love you all and also i would really like a donut so if someone could please fax me one, thanks. 
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:17
|
|
|
My gf has long hair, like as long as hair can be before it stops getting longer from entropy. So gogogo long hair E: 1 dont coming in the 3D faxer, be ready. I also love all of u |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:18
|
|
|
Oh man, it was a jelly donut and now its just grape jam smeared all over the fax. I may need to replace my fax with an email account |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:20
|
|
|
highdea: what if poptarts but you spread peanut butter between two, made a sandwich and then toasted the whole thing woha fuc
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:20
|
|
|
Call it a Hamjamwich. You'll make millions |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:22
|
|
|
|
hamjobs posted:highdea: what if poptarts but you spread peanut butter between two, made a sandwich and then toasted the whole thing What if a firecracker but instead of graham crackers it's poptarts? |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:22
|
|
|
TVsVeryOwn posted:What if a firecracker but instead of graham crackers it's poptarts? jesus loving christ you might be my best friend now
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:23
|
|
|
funmanguy posted:Call it a Hamjamwich. You'll make millions gonna split it all with byob because like if i'm making millions someone's gonna have to eat all of the poptarts i buy with those millions
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:24
|
|
|
Hamjobs wins the nobel peace prize for literally inventing the food that saves the lives of billions of starving children. A modern Norman Borlaug, only instead of wheat its pop tarts and pb |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:27
|
|
|
i can't win the nobel prize because i would demand that all of byob get a medal too because we're all good participants.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:29
|
|
|
You ever see a pair of pants packed with dirt and plants growing in them? |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:29
|
|
|
DavidAlltheTime posted:You ever see a pair of pants packed with dirt and plants growing in them? yeah i mean i'm lookin at you bud
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:30
|
|
|
TVsVeryOwn posted:What if a firecracker but instead of graham crackers it's poptarts? never heard of this and I looked it up and now I think my mind is blown
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:32
|
|
|
hamjobs posted:yeah i mean i'm lookin at you bud  Just me and my boy |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:33
|
|
|
DavidAlltheTime posted:
oh poo poo its ya boy lil daffodil
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:34
|
|
|
DavidAlltheTime posted:You ever see a pair of pants packed with dirt and plants growing in them? |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:34
|
|
|
highdea: a whole box of poptarts and a brick of cream cheese in a food processor, roll it into balls, dip it in melted white chocolate, and then hate yourself for thinking it's food but still eat it
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:35
|
|
|
|
funmanguy posted:In other news I am officially meeting my wonderful ladies son tomorrow after work, I'm excited and kinda nervous, he is 8. This is a good thing, although I'd be terrified. Good luck, and have fun!
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:37
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 26, 2024 12:30 |
|
|
Robot Made of Meat posted:This is a good thing, although I'd be terrified. Good luck, and have fun! We seem to love the bejeebus out of each other, so I think it will be cool.weve been dating like two weeks and we're friends for a couple months before that.we are a sickeningly happy couple, and I feel kinda sorry for people around us, but not that sorry |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2018 03:42
|
|