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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

he protecc
he attac
but most of all
he has no pac

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Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
(Warren Zevon voice) Aa-hooo! Dick Wolf for State Rep! Aa-hooo!

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
hey op why is your fundraising goal $69k and not $69420 i am extremely disappointed

please change this and i will donate

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

bump_fn posted:

hey op why is your fundraising goal $69k and not $69420 i am extremely disappointed

please change this and i will donate

poo poo man this guys right you really blew the election

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

theflyingexecutive posted:

he protecc
he attac
but most of all
he has no pac

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

what about cspam. are you already too big for us!!

the forum behind the throne

a dead & gay eminence

Homeless Friend has issued a correction as of 19:30 on Mar 1, 2018

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




quote:

I’ve been trying to think of a way to do the “he protec, he attac,” but I just can’t think of anything related to me that would end with “ec.” That’s probably just gonna go in the dumpster eventually.

you elec

slouch
Mar 10, 2009



yeah i feel insanely dumb for not having thought of that. someone pointed it out on twitter, too.

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!



:eyepop:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Question: If you had a PISS TAPE IS REAL hat would you wear it at campaign events?

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


what are doing for election night

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Lol sorry I apparently doxxed ur donation link

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
my name is Wolf,
and wen its nite,
and district ballot
race is tite,
i smoke the weed
to get real rekt -
i shoot the gun.
i get elec.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
wheres the weed ajd sex bnumber donation mark. op ur a fake gamer girl

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Aardvark posted:

what are doing for election night

groupchat j/o sesh to send the dickwolf our energy

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Hell yea I voted for WOLF:

W sanctuary for undocumented immigrants
O state-managed weed production
L retroactive decriminalization of weed
F turning oil profits into common needs

augias
Apr 7, 2009

Ruzihm posted:

Hell yea I voted for WOLF:

W sanctuary for undocumented immigrants
O state-managed weed production
L retroactive decriminalization of weed
F turning oil profits into common needs

what if one of those statements began with one of the letters in wolf but was in the wrong spot

quote:

W sanctuary for undocumented immigrants
O state-managed weed production
L open borders
F turning oil profits into common needs

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

augias posted:

W anctuary for undocumented immigrants
O tate-managed weed production
L pen borders
F urning oil profits into common needs

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


augias posted:

what if one of those statements began with one of the letters in wolf but was in the wrong spot

or all :unsmigghh:

Ruzihm posted:

Hell yea I voted for WOLF:

W offering sanctuary for undocumented immigrants
O weed production managed by Texas
L forgiving weed possession
F levying taxes on oil for common needs

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Ruzihm posted:

Hell yea I voted for WOLF:

W ffering sanctuary for undocumented immigrants
O eed production managed by Texas
L orgiving weed possession
F evying taxes on oil for common needs

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
W piss
O tape
L is
F real

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
woLF

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





*charges into cathedral naked and jackin it* wanctuary!! wanctuary!!!

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


:vince:

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Squizzle posted:

*charges into cathedral naked and jackin it* wanctuary!! wanctuary!!!

Texas should be the first wanctuary state

Doctor Tog
Oct 10, 2008

theflyingexecutive posted:

he protecc
he attac
but most of all
he has no pac

:vince:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




dick the wolf buck

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

old comedy politics forum, Laissez’s Faire,

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


im lolling at all those acrostics

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


The Aardvark posted:

what are doing for election night

im probably going to take a klonopin to manage my panic attack and then fall asleep. the day after that is my birthday so hopefully the numbers turn out well

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
disappointed you're not gonna do huge bong rips all night

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/status/969318892458971140

heres some inspiration for u op

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
if you don't mind hanging out with a fat local i'll buy you a beer on taco tuesday night at coolbeans

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Gringostar posted:

disappointed you're not gonna do huge bong rips all night

i ate 250mg thc on the night of despair on 2016
it did not go well

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



bob dobbs is dead posted:

i ate 250mg thc on the night of despair on 2016
it did not go well

i just drank a lot of booze and barely got to my class i had to teach at 1 PM the next day

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

slouch posted:

im probably going to take a klonopin to manage my panic attack and then fall asleep. the day after that is my birthday so hopefully the numbers turn out well

lol I bet you could livestream how much you don’t care about election night



“ITS ELECTION NIGHT, LETS CHECK IN ON RICHARD WOLF QUIETLY EATING LASAGNA. ITS HIS BIRTHDAY TOMORROW.”

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Richard sleeps in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him socialist powers.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Inescapable Duck posted:

Richard sleeps in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him socialist powers.

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Dec 25, 1991

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Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
Is it bad that 90% of the reason I want him to win the primary is to see him rip on that loving nerd Tan Parker

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