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Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen 1st Match: Goat-Man (c) vs. Lore Convoluter for the Buscus 2nd Match: Lotus Aura vs. Bone Pimp 3rd Match: Tolvie vs. DCB 4th Match: Kylo Ren vs. Star Pilot Flamander (c) for the Bunny Title :3 5th Match: Rag-Tag Misfits vs. Hugrule Warriors Main Event: Valerie Easton vs. Lady of the Lancet (c) for the Kawaii Title. Bonus Match: DCB vs. Charlotte
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# ? Feb 17, 2018 22:44 |
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Episode #14 - Lotta Powerful Flips Win Adoration - (Twitch VOD) Lotta Powerful Flips Win Adoration -DivineCoffeeBinge Lady Pounded Frenetically (by) Worthy Adversary -Zephyr IGgy IGsen posted:He yo! yerpalhal, post:81, topic:2484, full:true posted:So its time is it…finally time for me tae rise up and begin my slow climb to make a rug oot o thon hide of that dram stealing pissant Rendar, Course in order tae rise to lofty heights i must pair wie Wiseau and schir tae send the hugrule warriors back tae whitever costume shop they came fae. Also DCB hen may i suggest cutting oot thon beans and swig some of thae irn bru. Think on it hen DBF Divine BRU Fiend yae will be unstoppable like me and my posse will… Vanderlyle, post:82, topic:2484, full:true posted:“Mira tu, McMutton, I’m uh, not entirely sure, but that sounded like you made fun of my friends, and I’m not gonna let that slide, preparate para la paliza mas grande de tu vida.” DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Oh dear. IGgy IGsen posted:
yerpalhal, post:85, topic:2484, full:true posted:Ye tried yuir best hugrule warriors i rescind my previous snark and offer youse the bru of friendship. youse fought well as true warriors and i respect that greatly as a warrior mysel. as for thon schir and strange talking man i like youse…i hope we kin fight taegither again in thae future as kin Vanderlyle, post:87, topic:2484, full:true posted:“You’re not as bad a person as I thought, McMutton, maybe we can fight on the same side next time, tal vez hasta compartir unas birras.” DivineCoffeeBinge posted:This just means I got two losses out of the way, bringing me that much closer to my record-setting winning streak! IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Feb 21, 2018 |
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This just means I got two losses out of the way, bringing me that much closer to my record-setting winning streak!
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 17:47 |
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Below's the match card for Saturday at the usual time. I'll also be experimenting with Twitch's Premiere feature. 30 Minutes before the show you can come to the channel to watch an old match from LPFWA Season 1 or 2. (Season 1 will have "Director's Commentary" as there wasn't originally any commentary.) Basically what this means is that if you show up early a video plays for everyone to see and you can hang out and stuff. Hopefully it'll be cool and fun. First up we'll have Sterv vs. Loki to determine a new LPFWA Champion after the original title got stolen and was replaced with a plastic replica from the merch store. You can go to this page to set a reminder and whatnot Also don't forget to vote on who goes against Charlotte There will be matches! #1 Buscus Brawl Majestic Goat-Man (c) vs. Bone Pimp #2 Singles Match Macro Man Keynes vs. Thundercat Chris Pine #3 Four-Way Dr. Ham vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. D the Destroyer vs. Face #4 Bunny Championship :3 IGgy vs. Flamander (c) #5 Singles Match Garbo Barba vs. DivineCoffeeBinge BONUS MATCH: LPFWA vs. The Universe. https://goo.gl/forms/MwplisqyvV0HHp8w1 vs. Charlotte MAIN EVENT: Co-Comm Championship Unlikely Roommates (Angus & Tommy W.) vs. Freddie Hope & Flamander (c)
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 20:49 |
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IGgy IGsen posted:#2 Singles Match You don't understand, Thundercat Chris Pine, what the Macro Man has in stock for you! You're going to go DOWN, yeah! Your house prices will go down! The value of your assets will go down! It's all going DOWN, because you are going to fail, and you are going to fall, to the Interest Rate Fall! RIGHT NOW YEAH! Aesculus fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Feb 21, 2018 |
# ? Feb 21, 2018 22:57 |
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Valerie is lying face-down on a bench in the locker room, belt in hand. Huh? Where am I? You're where you belong, Valuhrie: on top! Wait, the title? I'm champion again? Again? Oh no, you never lost! That's not like you! But I remember, Hell-ena, she was... Ugh, it's all a blur. Don't fret at all! You were just riding the high of a successful defense against Lady. All the pressure of being champion is taking its toll, isn't it? I suppose so... Where's the Pokeymanz Title? Hell-ena! She took it, she did! While you were sleeping, she came in and pinned you! Oh... Well, that's too bad. Good thing I still have this. Val starts walking toward the gym. Yes, good thing... That joyride produced such wonderful results! What was that? Nothing! I said nothing! Yes you did. You're in my head, not in another room or something. Soon, Valxis. Soon...
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# ? Feb 22, 2018 01:45 |
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Valerie, you're looking a little... groggy? Peaked? I don't know, one of those. Here! Have some coffee! It makes everything better! You can add cream and sugar, even, if that's your thing!
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# ? Feb 22, 2018 04:26 |
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Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen 1st Match: Majestic Goat-Man (c) vs. Bone Pimp for the Buscus 2nd Match: Macro Man Keynes vs. Thundercat Chris Pine 3rd Match: Dr. Ham vs. Woolsey Smyteh vs. D the Destroyer vs. Face 4th Match: IGgy vs. Flamander (c) for the Bunny Title :3 5th Match: Garbo Barba vs. DivineCoffeeBinge Intermission: Samus Aran vs. Charlotte (WWE) Main Event: Unlikely Rommates vs. Hope & Flamander (c) for the Co-Comm Titles
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# ? Feb 24, 2018 22:44 |
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Episode #15 - Lacerations Proliferate From Worm! Awesome! - (Twitch VOD) Pre Show: LPFWA Best Bouts #1 - Sterv vs. Loki Tournament Finals from LPFWA 2k14 Episode Title by DivineCoffeeBinge Alternate Titles: Lacerations Proliferate From Wicked Assaults - DivineCoffeeBinge Legendary Powers Face Wrath of Angus - YerPalHal Large People Feature Wobbly Anguish - Deathmaster780 IGgy IGsen posted:Below's the match card for Saturday at the usual time. Aesculus posted:
Rather Watch Them posted:Valerie is lying face-down on a bench in the locker room, belt in hand. DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Valerie, you're looking a little... groggy? Peaked? I don't know, one of those. yerpalhal, post:89, topic:2484, full:true posted:I musta drank the wrang stuff today it says i huv a title shot in only mah second go round in this place. Ah knew ah wuz nova scotia champ before ah fell asleep from thae dram and ended up oan thon moon but noo i huv to fight the heroes o the moon themsel…Tommy my man we need the good stuff…aye the stuff ye hud when ye did that samurai cop 2 thing. quote:#1 Buscus Brawl yerpalhal, post:91, topic:2484, full:true posted:That wis the hardest fought battle ah huv ever faced. Even harder than broken bottle boxing with rat arsed mcgee behind the local greggs in shitehill. Whit wis ah expecting to happen fighting the two god like warriors who sent the moon rocketing in the first place. Ah well I shall be at Sacrific…e either way tae witness two gods goin at it…jist try no tae kill us lads. IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 12:37 on Mar 11, 2018 |
# ? Feb 25, 2018 18:35 |
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All right! Next show will be a big one. Because it will be in the hallowed halls of Sacrific-E! The show will be at the usual time If you want to show up early I will air the original Iron Man Match between Fred Hope and Flamander from Season 2 half an hour before that. We can hang in chat, talk about the match, LPFWA and sledgehammers. It was fun when we did it last week with Loki vs. Sterv. The above links go to twitch events, so you can set a reminder if you want. You may also vote on this week's bonus match: https://goo.gl/forms/eOYfDLRyi0ecq6p63 In fact, if you want you can even surprise me because there's one option I included that I'm afraid will almost certainly win. Anyway, here's the match card! #1 Eight-Man Elimination Fuckfest Majestic Goat-Man vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. Lore Convoluter vs. Dr. Ham vs. Dash Rendar vs. Kylo Ren #2 Co-Comm Title Match Hugrule Warriors (Fruitsniffer and El Catire Arrecho) vs. Freddie Hope & Flamander (c) #3 Pokeymanz Title Match DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Hell-Ena (c) #4 LP Superstar Championship - Hell in a Cell Palpatine vs. a tree (c) #5 Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't win so he's not even gonna try. Toad vs. Scott Steiner #6 LPFWA Championship Match - Three-Way at Sacrific-E Lotus Aura vs. anilEhilated vs. Nuffkins (c) Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe (Match might move to a different spot in the card) https://goo.gl/forms/eOYfDLRyi0ecq6p63 #7 Kawaii Championship Jumpy-Chan vs. Valerie Easton (c)[/b] Main Event: Bunny Championship :3 - 20 Minute Iron Man, Hardcore Match. Frederick Hope vs. Flamander (c) IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Feb 28, 2018 |
# ? Feb 28, 2018 22:37 |
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The poll has decided... Seeya tomorrow at the big show. Or thirty minutes before if you wanna watch the first iron man match Fred Hope and Flamander had. The Main Event of Sacrific-E will be the rematch.
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# ? Mar 3, 2018 01:12 |
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IGgy IGsen posted:The poll has decided... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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# ? Mar 3, 2018 01:15 |
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I don't even care about my other opponents-Rendar is a dead man. Guess,what Rendar? I can fly, too. But I don't need a jetpack to keep myself airborne! I guess you kinda need it-your blubbery hide weighs you down too much.And that weight will bring you crashing down, I'll make sure of it! *Glances at stormtrooper* Check that off the list,FN-2119. *sigh* Checking that one off of "Lord Ren's Totally Sweet RWBY One-Liner Lis"- Just kill me. Realtalk, FN-2119- you're literally the only competent trooper in the entire First Order, besides that treacherous dick FN-2187. I need you by my side. In fact, I have a request for you. What is it, Lord Ren? My friend Face's boss has been acting strange lately. I feel like there could be a doublecross brewing. If something goes down, I want you to assist him in any way possible. Understood,Lord Ren. I'm totally willing to pull an Eraserhead for that ma- JUST.DON'T.
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# ? Mar 3, 2018 01:39 |
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IGgy IGsen posted:The poll has decided... Now let me tell you something, yeah, let me tell you all about your valuations before and after the match yeah. Your valuations are going down and they're going to KEEP going down, yeah, cause supply and demand... When you demand the goods, the price will rise to the top. And I'll supply the goods! With the stimulus package! In that ring right over there right now!
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# ? Mar 3, 2018 03:09 |
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LPFWA starts again in 15 Minutes. Today is Sacrific-E, our fourth PPV. Right now we're still watching the legendary classic match that today's Main Event. Tune in here: https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen 1st Match: Eight-Man Fuckfest! 2nd Match: Hugrule Warriors vs. Freddie Hope & Flamander (c) for the Co-Comm Titles 3rd Match: DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Hell-ena (c) for the Pokeymanz Title 4th Match: Palpatine vs. a tree (c) for the LP superstar Title 5th Match: Toad vs. Scott Steiner 6th Match: Lotus vs. anilEhilated vs. Nuffkins (c) for the LPFWA Title Intermission: Macro Man Keynes vs. Macho Man Randy Savage 7th Match: Jumpy-Chan vs. Valerie Easton (c) for the Kawaii Title Main Event: Freddie Hope vs. Flamander (c) for the Bunny Title
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# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:46 |
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Boss, there you are! I've been looking for you for... two months, I think? Where the hell did you go? Aah... the Face, yes, Three-Man is returned. Forgive disappearance. This one has been looking into many things, many many things, needed privacy, alone-time. Well, if you say so, Boss. But, uh... did you forget to take care of- Three-Man forgets nothing! Important business still on, still on at ringside! Will be there to commemorate-commentate on the Face's matches! But I'm not fighting today. I just haven't been paid in two- Irrelevance, unnecessary! Fighting never ends, the fight always on! Always fight, the Face, for everlasting unity with our benefactor! Benefactor, what? You mean Palpatine? Aah... yes, sure, indeed, him. He will serve the role well, indeed. For now.
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# ? Mar 3, 2018 22:49 |
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: Scott Steiner's got nothin' on me. He may have injected mushroom spores into his biceps to make them larger, but I am 100% fungi. No injections needed here. This is all natural.
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# ? Mar 3, 2018 23:51 |
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I got a riddle for ya, boys. Just what sound does a tree make when it falls in LPFWA, anyway? I don't know, Lord Sidious. What sound does it make? "1! 2! 3!" And then my music starts playing. You suck!
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# ? Mar 4, 2018 07:54 |
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Episode #16 - Sacrific-E - (Twitch VOD) Pre-Show: LPFWA Best Bouts #2 - Fred Hope vs. Flamander II Iron Man from LPFWA 2k14 Lovingly Punching Fervently Wrestling Attackers IGgy IGsen posted:All right! Next show will be a big one. Because it will be in the hallowed halls of Sacrific-E! Vanderlyle, post:94, topic:2484, full:true posted:“Muy bien, Fruitsniffer, we might be fighter legendary wrestlers who managed to save the moon from crashing into the sun, but we have the power of our friendship! Let’s go back to Link with those belts.” yerpalhal, post:95, topic:2484, full:true posted:Best o luck tae mah boys the hugrule warriors. These guys are nae joke watch yersels…also a message for Dash Rendar. I really, really. really hope you survive the 8 man cause I want a piece o ye next week…Iggy ye make that poo poo happen for me I’ll gie you the key tae the dram cellar and let ye go nuts for half an hoor. Dae this and i’ll forgive ye for not scheduling me for thon homecoming bash. VolticSurge posted:I don't even care about my other opponents-Rendar is a dead man. Guess,what Rendar? I can fly, too. But I don't need a jetpack to keep myself airborne! I guess you kinda need it-your blubbery hide weighs you down too much.And that weight will bring you crashing down, I'll make sure of it! *Glances at stormtrooper* Check that off the list,FN-2119. Aesculus posted:
Kadorhal posted:Boss, there you are! I've been looking for you for... two months, I think? Where the hell did you go? Hitlers Gay Secret posted:: Scott Steiner's got nothin' on me. He may have injected mushroom spores into his biceps to make them larger, but I am 100% fungi. No injections needed here. This is all natural. quote:Scene: IGgy is drunk backstage and contemplates whether drinking actually does solve his problems. Dash also shows up. In the end IGgy drinks more nine-gear crow posted:I got a riddle for ya, boys. Just what sound does a tree make when it falls in LPFWA, anyway? Hitlers Gay Secret posted:: See Toad? This isa why I only let you hang with me in my dreams. Fruitsniffer posted:After all these years of training, after all the sacrifices I've made, I am the one who gets defeated by being hugged? Rather Watch Them posted:Oh my god. DivineCoffeeBinge posted:(Phoneposting, so no cool graphics, but...) Kadorhal posted:Very much interesting indeed. Must investigate this "Kaphomet", determinate possibly connection between strange coffee being and One That Binds. Possibly witnessed demon fight as well, must keep close eye on. Very interesting, yes... IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Mar 11, 2018 |
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: See Toad? This isa why I only let you hang with me in my dreams. : You shut the hell up Mario!
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# ? Mar 4, 2018 19:51 |
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After all these years of training, after all the sacrifices I've made, I am the one who gets defeated by being hugged? Am I not strong enough? How could Freddie withstand my hug and how could Flamander manage to hug me so hard I ended up getting pinned? I don't understand. Maybe I've been on the wrong path this whole time? Maybe the hug life didn't actually choose me? I'll have to think about all this... We do have alcohol again, so maybe I'll just grab a drink... or a couple...
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# ? Mar 4, 2018 20:55 |
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Oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! I--yeah, that's--Okay, but--Oh my god. Val lets out a joyful laugh, joined by a chorus of ghastly voices. Yes, I'll get stronger! I don't need a title to prove that I'm strong. You hear that, Jumpy? You may be the champion, but you have a long, long way to go before you're as strong as me. I'm going to go find DCB (again) and get started on my real dream: a sisterhood of dark magic! And maybe some demonic power, who knows... (giggle) Jumpy, you're in the eye of the storm, but pretty soon Hurricane Val is going to rain down on you like you never knew.
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 00:11 |
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(Phoneposting, so no cool graphics, but...) YES YES YES KAPHOMET BE PRAISED It turns out that in order to win at SACRIFIC-E you have to actually sacrifice something and that week of caffeineless purgatory followed by giving coffee to Dark Forces counts A WIN IT IS A BY-GOLLY WIN
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 04:07 |
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Very much interesting indeed. Must investigate this "Kaphomet", determinate possibly connection between strange coffee being and One That Binds. Possibly witnessed demon fight as well, must keep close eye on. Very interesting, yes... The gently caress are you talking about, "interesting"? The whole reason I'm still in my riot-gear gimmick is because you started up a F.E.A.R. squadron-that-isn't-a-squadron just to keep more supernatural things like her out of the arena. Aah, the Face, shortsighted now, yes. Immediate elimination helps not, examination helps yes. If able to use, keep around, finding use is my problem; if not, then eliminate, will be the Face's problem. And how, pray tell, will we do that? The rules don't allow inter-gender matches. There's not much we can do about her short of having a second female squadmember. And I know you've been missing for about 66% of the time the squad's actually been active, but in case you're unaware - nobody's even so much as called us to take care of a docile ghost haunting a damned library, much less knocked on our door to sign up. Also I'm pretty sure murder in the ring, even against a demon, is also illegal. Do you even know what the hell you're doing anymore? The Face, have I mentioned lately... that the Face is best in promotion? . . . Well, I'm glad someone realizes it, finally. That clears up all my suspicions. Sorry to have doubted you, boss. Is not problem. Now, pardon, please, must continue investigations, yes. Kadorhal fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Mar 6, 2018 |
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All right! next show will be this Saturday, 10th March at the usual time 30 Minutes before the show we'll watch a classic match of LPFWA past: JunpeiHyde vs. John Cena in a Flaming Tables match. Here's the bit I wrote for it some years back: "After defeating Flamander John Cena continued his rampage claiming victim after victim. At the Sandcastle PPV hell broke loose, IGgy got set on fire, Palpatine took over the show and changed the match card. But Junpei didn't give a gently caress about this. He was just furious that he wasn't in the flaming tables match that happened that night. Junpei demanded the flaming tables. He called out the winner of the previous match at first but then John Cena appeared to the Scene and while the Sandcastle was burning, they would have a match that set the world ablaze." Macho Man is still our opponent for the Bonus matches, so choose who gets to fight him here: https://goo.gl/forms/JDlpRkvd20zxzd1T2 #1 Buscus Brawl Bone Pimp (c) vs. Tommy Wiseau #2 Singles Match Fruitsniffer vs. IGgy #3 Singles Match Nadira vs. Yelizaveta RN #4 Bunny Championship :3 El Catire Arrecho vs. Flamander (c) #5 Tag Team Match featuring former Kawaii Champions Valerie Easton and Hell-Ena vs. Konami Kouda and Lady of the Lancet Intermission:LPFWA vs. The Universe https://goo.gl/forms/JDlpRkvd20zxzd1T2 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage Main Event: LP Superstar Title D the Destroyer vs. Palpatine (c)
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 20:55 |
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Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen 1st Match: Bone Pimp (c) vs. Tommy Wiseau for the Buscus 2nd Match: Fruitsniffer vs. IGgy 3rd Match: Nadira vs. Yelizaveta RN 4th Match: El Catire Arrecho vs. Flamander (c) for the Bunny Title :3 5th Match: Val and Hell-Ena vs. Konami and Lady of the Lancet Intermission: Angus McMutton vs. Macho Man Randy Savage Main Event: D the Destroyer vs. Palpatine (c) for the LP Superstar Title
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 22:44 |
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...Soooo, now that Ren's gone rogue... Can I have my job back? Let me see. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and "Go to hell". ..."Go to hell"? On the first try and everything. Well done, Galen. Yo, boss. I just got off the phone with the stylist. We're all booked for next week. Good. Gooood. Ren better watch his whiny rear end... or he's gonna gonna find my elbow rammed up it. Just you wait.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 00:57 |
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Episode #17 - Losers Pinned For Wrestling Amusement - (Twitch VOD) Pre-Show LPFWA Best Bouts #3 JunpeiHyde vs. John Cena FLAMING TABLES from LPFWA 2k14 Episode Title by Zephyr Longrunning Palapatine Fights With Anger -DeathMaster780 Losers Pinned For Wrestling Amusement - Zepyhr Ladies Punched Flamando Wins Again - Zephyr IGgy IGsen posted:All right! next show will be this Saturday, 10th March at the usual time Vanderlyle, post:100, topic:2484, full:true posted:“You can’t give up like this, Fruitsniffer! Tu eres el maestro de los abrazos, and no one can change that! That’s why I’m gonna defeat the man who pinned you, and take his belt!” yerpalhal, post:101, topic:2484, full:true posted:-imagine this as a weird rear end titantron video like bray wyatt would do- IGgy IGsen posted:#1 Buscus Brawl nine-gear crow posted:...Soooo, now that Ren's gone rogue... Can I have my job back? yerpalhal, post:103, topic:2484, full:true posted:
Fruitsniffer posted:Iggy, I appreciate what you're trying to do. You even went as far as letting me win, in an attempt to make me feel better. That's nice of you and I'd hug you for that but I just can't. Vanderlyle, post:105, topic:2484, full:true posted:"Well uh, maybe challenging a legendary wrestler for my debut wasn’t such a great idea…but you got a win yourself, Fruity! That’s good, right? IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Mar 11, 2018 |
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Iggy, I appreciate what you're trying to do. You even went as far as letting me win, in an attempt to make me feel better. That's nice of you and I'd hug you for that but I just can't. I had a few more glasses of whisky and did some thinking. Something in me changed. I don't know what it is but I channeled this energy into pen and paper. I am proud to announce that in just a few hours I not only managed to get black-out drunk, I also somehow managed to write an entire album. And with this, I give you "Hug Lyfe VI - The Rise and Fall of a Hugster". I also seem to already have recorded the entire album during my drunk adventure, so I guess it's coming to stores in a few days.
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Next show will be on Saturday, 17th May at this time. It's a Twitch event so you can set a reminder if you like. 30 Minutes before that a Twitch "Premiere" featuring LPFWAs first ever Match from some time in 2013. Since there was no commentary originally it will feature kind of director's commentary in post by me. It is Sabateini vs. Schir (not as I claimed multiple times Fruitsniffer vs. Schir). Much like the above link, this is also a Twitch Event. And of course you get to pick an opponent for Macho Man Randy Savage again if you go here The match card for this week's show, of course, is below. #1 Buscus Brawl Bone Pimp (c) vs. Face #2 Singles Match Angus Mcmutton vs. Macro Man Keynes #3 Three-Way Yelizaveta RN vs. Tolvie vs. Garbo Barba #4 Bunny Championship :3 D the Destroyer vs. Flamander (c) Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe https://goo.gl/forms/kpSln5LtqPWHgYxD3 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage #5 Singles Match Woolsey Smythe vs. Dr. Ham Main Event: Kawaii Championship Samus vs. Jumpy-Chan (c)
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# ? Mar 14, 2018 23:40 |
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Wait, waitwaitwait. The Buscus? Me? But... but the boss said I'm the best in the promotion! He wouldn't lie, would he? *sigh* Fine. If this is the poo poo I have to put up with, I'll put on the best show possible. I'll show these assholes I'm better than they all think! I will win the match and not get that title! Or if I do, I'll only hold onto it for one week, tops!
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Fear not, old man. Your time is coming. Like Professor Ozpin, you don't realize the winds of fate have changed course. A-are you certain of this, Supreme Leader Ren? I am very certain of this. I have one request-if Face is sent to sabotage the First Order, don't kill him. Please. That's all I ask. That's an odd request, Supreme Leader Ren. But fine. I will comply. I wish our paths didn't have diverge like this. My First Order could use a warrior like him. We need all the fighters we can get, considering what you did to Snoke's guards. WILL YOU GET OVER THAT I'M HAVING A MOMENT HERE
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 01:28 |
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I forgot about this till now and it seems my gal has become a competent working wrestler and even the Kawaii champ for about five minutes!
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# ? Mar 17, 2018 02:45 |
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Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen 1st Match: Bone Pimp (c) vs. Face for the Buscus 2nd Match: Angus McMutton vs. Macro Man Keynes 3rd Match: Yelizaveta RN vs. Tolvie vs. Garbo Barba 4th Match: D the Destroyer vs. Flamander (c) for the Bunny Title :3 Intermission: IGgy vs. Macho Man Randy Savage 5th Match: Woolsey Smythe vs. Dr. Ham Main Event: Samus vs. Jumpy-Chan (c) for the Kawaii Title
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# ? Mar 17, 2018 22:47 |
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Episode #18 - Look! Pilot Flammando Winged Angel! - (Twitch VOD) Pre-Show: Vintage LPFWA '13 - Humble Beginnings (Sabateini vs. Schir) YT version might not be processed yet but the Twitch VOD is there as always as a backup. Look! Pilot Flammando Winged Angel! - Zephyr IGgy IGsen posted:Next show will be on Saturday, 17th May at this time. It's a Twitch event so you can set a reminder if you like. Kadorhal posted:Wait, waitwaitwait. The Buscus? Me? But... but the boss said I'm the best in the promotion! He wouldn't lie, would he? VolticSurge posted:Fear not, old man. Your time is coming. Like Professor Ozpin, you don't realize the winds of fate have changed course. yerpalhal, post:107, topic:2484, full:true posted:
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yerpalhal, post:109, topic:2484, full:true posted:The day`s promo is translated fur yer buzz IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Mar 19, 2018 |
# ? Mar 19, 2018 00:28 |
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Next show will happen on Saturday, as always, at the usual time! 30 Minutes before that we'll watch another classic match from LPFWA past. This time BFC vs. Pyroi in a Ladder Match As usual you are welcome to vote on who's gonna face Macho Man Randy Savage, who's defeated Macro Man, Angus McMutton and IGgy so far. Choose his next victim here And now for the match card! #1 Buscus Brawl Bone Pimp (c) vs. El Catire Arrecho #2 Three-Way Dash Rendar vs. anilEhilated vs. Schir #3 Singles Match Lore Convoluter vs. Masked Man #4 Bunny Championship :3 Link vs. D the Destroyer (c) #5 Women's Tournamet Qualifying Match Terara Fluffybottom vs. DivineCoffeeBinge Intermission: https://goo.gl/forms/xVVyLpeeineRqAyF3 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage Main Event: Co-Comm Title Match oRa 66 vs. Frederick Hope and Flamander (c)
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 23:28 |
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Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen 1st Match: Bone Pimp (c) vs. El Catire Arrecho for the Buscus 2nd Match: Dash Rendar vs. anilEhilated vs. Schir 3rd Match: Lore Convoluter vs. Masked Man 4th Match: Link vs. D the Destroyer (c) for the Bunny Title :3 5th Match: Terara Fluffybottom vs. DivineCoffeeBinge Intermission: Papatine vs. Macho Man Randy Savage Main Event: oRa 66 vs. Freddie Hope and Flamander (c) for the Co-Comm Titles
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# ? Mar 24, 2018 22:45 |
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Okay, so Plan Win All The Matches From Now On didn't work out. It's just... you know, Rara's my friend! Also, the last time I punched her a whole lot we sort of broke the space-time continuum and I was a little afraid of doing that again. Seriously, I don't need another Hound of Tindalos coming after me. Those were dark, dark days. Also, Hounds of Tindalos do not, it turns out, like coffee. Which is part of what makes them horrifying.
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# ? Mar 25, 2018 10:50 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 18:05 |
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...Oh wow. Just when I thought you couldn't look like a bigger dickhead. Yeah I stole Macho Man's sunglasses. What of it? I guess that makes up for getting tooled by him, huh? Says the guy who lost to the hobo and the crash test dummy. Again.
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# ? Mar 25, 2018 11:19 |