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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its cool that the democrats are such a waste that republicans nearly control enough states to get rid of term limits

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/969991982947979270

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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Jose posted:

its cool that the democrats are such a waste that republicans nearly control enough states to get rid of term limits

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/969991982947979270

https://twitter.com/mikeyvick_/status/969997583404892160

lol. that famous ungrateful animal, teh dog

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

holy gently caress, the MacMiller saga is really good

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/167337400010416128

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/193354765630046208

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/204953292911030273

:siren: read the tweet below :siren:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/297098583457558528

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/309346134600601601

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/326368111546732545

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/368035730313867264

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I am surprised Trump gets to badmouth dogs as often as he does with no reaction whatsoever

I thought America was supposed to love dogs, get your poo poo together USA

https://i.imgur.com/YbWVIWy.mp4

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Like always, imagine if Obama had said that....

Is there an "Imagine if Obama said this" twitter / website that just repeats poo poo Trump and other scumfucks have said?

If not, why not done?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Jesus Christ posted:

Is there an "Imagine if Obama said this" twitter / website that just repeats poo poo Trump and other scumfucks have said?

If not, why not done?

Someone needs to code and implement that

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
~*My Special Boy For Life*~

trump hates being president, its too much work, but he hates the thought of someone else doing it, and showing just how terrible he is at it, even more. hes gonna do anything to stay in power

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Grape posted:

Why do West Coast people always get a weird little brain aneurysm on this subject and just forget the Northeast exists too?
Is this some residual beef from Tupac/Biggie beef or wtf

yeah it's weird since massachusetts is further along than cali ever has been.

quote:

"Nobody does self-deprecating humor better than I do. It's not even close," said Trump, who skipped last year's dinner.

that's a lol.

Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Mar 4, 2018

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



quote:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/03/us/politics/trump-gridiron-club.html
[Trump] called Fox News the “fourth branch of government.”

They report this as a joke, but I'm not so sure.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
nah, that's silly!

fox is obviously the executive branch.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

https://twitter.com/emanuelmaiberg/status/970164204434067456

lmao, it was all just a publicity stunt to promote his channel

moskiitto
Feb 27, 2013

Overlardness

Terminally Bored posted:

I'm watching the Flint Town documentary on Netflix rn and in one episode Trump rolls into the city during his campaign. He's delivering a speech and immediately after hello he goes:



lol

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Stoatbringer posted:

The logic is simple and elegant.
"There's a huge turnover because nobody can work in my chaotic wake for any amount of time. I'm a massive success. Therefore chaos and staff churn are good. Roll in the next batch of hopeful incompetents!"

conservatives as a general rule don't like long-term employees and job with job security so this kinda makes sense

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
lmao @ this reply to this facebook post from Roy Moore claiming he's broke and needs money for his sexual assault lawsuit



Sadly she deleted her comment after it got like a billion likes. My guess is she was getting threats about her home being burned down or something. :(

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

do u know jenny posted:

My guess is she was getting threats about her home being burned down or something. :(

What, from his Godly, Christian, law-abiding supporters? Surely not.

cnut
May 3, 2016

They would burn down her home in a godly fashion.

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
Facebook's so great about dealing with threats, too. My sister got in an argument with some chud on a news post, and he started bombarding her with messages about how someone should rape and kill her. She forwarded all the messages to FB, the guy didn't even get his account suspended. Instead she just got a weaselly little reply about "We understand you may not want to see some things on Facebook, here's how you block people." He had already detective'd her page, so after she blocked him, he sent the rape and death threats to her girlfriend and our 80-year-old mother instead.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Stoatbringer posted:

What, from his Godly, Christian, law-abiding supporters? Surely not.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/tina-johnson-house-fire-burned-down-roy-moore-sexual-assault-home-alabama-a8145311.html

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
I was banned from Facebook in 2006

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


lol these guys are the biggest babies.

Devin Nunes Calls Colbert's Jokes About Him A 'Danger' In This Country

quote:

Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) said Saturday that Stephen Colbert’s jokes about him are a “danger” in this country.

...

“The left controls not only the universities in this country, but they also control Hollywood in this country, and the mainstream media, so conservatives in this country are under attack ... they attack people who are trying to get to the truth,” the head of the House Intelligence Committee added.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/devin-nunes-calls-colbert-apos-042945666.html

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Free Speech is a threat to democracy, like a dog!

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Jikes posted:

Facebook's so great about dealing with threats, too. My sister got in an argument with some chud on a news post, and he started bombarding her with messages about how someone should rape and kill her. She forwarded all the messages to FB, the guy didn't even get his account suspended. Instead she just got a weaselly little reply about "We understand you may not want to see some things on Facebook, here's how you block people." He had already detective'd her page, so after she blocked him, he sent the rape and death threats to her girlfriend and our 80-year-old mother instead.

gently caress Facebook.

Next time tell her to report it to his local police department

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

its cool that the democrats are such a waste that republicans nearly control enough states to get rid of term limits

Okay, wait. Hold up.

How many states are required to change an amendment and how many do the Republicans control?

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

do u know jenny posted:

gently caress Facebook.

Next time tell her to report it to his local police department

Ah ha ha ha ha, have you ever tried this?

The Philadelphia Police Dept. the police department of one of the 5 largest cities in the US, told me I was completely powerless over receiving death threats via Facebook. The police force is easily 10-15 years behind the times when it comes to cyber crimes and they usually don’t even know how they would go about pursuing the person. It’s not like any ‘ok cop can just call Facebook and get that dudes info then go to his house and tell him to chill out.

And that’s Facebook, the biggest website in the world. Imagine getting threatened via Instagram or tumblr or Snapchat... the police really have no method for dealing with cyber bullying and harassment at all.

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."
Gonna buy an American car to trigger the Europeans (myself (not for long)).

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bust Rodd posted:

Ah ha ha ha ha, have you ever tried this?

The Philadelphia Police Dept. the police department of one of the 5 largest cities in the US, told me I was completely powerless over receiving death threats via Facebook. The police force is easily 10-15 years behind the times when it comes to cyber crimes and they usually don’t even know how they would go about pursuing the person. It’s not like any ‘ok cop can just call Facebook and get that dudes info then go to his house and tell him to chill out.

And that’s Facebook, the biggest website in the world. Imagine getting threatened via Instagram or tumblr or Snapchat... the police really have no method for dealing with cyber bullying and harassment at all.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


r u ready to WALK posted:

I wish Trump would tank the American economy faster, I have fond memories of the glory days of 2008 when everything on ebay was basically 50% off

Stupid Obama ruined everything



tbf the dollar exchange had more to do with oil prices than Obama, as a citizen of another failed petro state :canada:

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Roy Moore could sell his assets and move to Neverland Ranch since I hear it's going for cheap these days

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jikes posted:

Facebook's so great about dealing with threats, too. My sister got in an argument with some chud on a news post, and he started bombarding her with messages about how someone should rape and kill her. She forwarded all the messages to FB, the guy didn't even get his account suspended. Instead she just got a weaselly little reply about "We understand you may not want to see some things on Facebook, here's how you block people." He had already detective'd her page, so after she blocked him, he sent the rape and death threats to her girlfriend and our 80-year-old mother instead.

contact the fbi

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


brylcreem posted:

Okay, wait. Hold up.

How many states are required to change an amendment and how many do the Republicans control?

38 (75%)

32, I think? They're trying.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
So I've been thinking...

If you took a bunch of automatic weapons and arranged it so that the barrels were all pointed downward, you could make a guillotine out of automatic weapons, right? Asking for a friend

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

do u know jenny posted:

gently caress Facebook.

Next time tell her to report it to his local police department

lol slacktivism is so ingrained into the American mindset that people report crimes to Facebook instead of the police

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/970286487764955136

lmao, you third world poo poo hole. teen pregnancies are going up Up UP, buy pregnancy futures now Now NOW

e:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

Katana Gomai posted:

lol slacktivism is so ingrained into the American mindset that people report crimes to Facebook instead of the police


Yeah, that went about as well as you'd expect. "Hi, police? A guy who claims to be named Bob Jones is threatening my mom and sister online. I don't know anything else about him, like where he works or his contact info or even where or if he's located in this country, because none of that is on his (probably fake) profile." They just sent us right back to Facebook.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/970053276732481541

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

There's a book that actually makes a convincing case for this

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


Yes! LOLs for life!

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/970286487764955136

lmao, you third world poo poo hole. teen pregnancies are going up Up UP, buy pregnancy futures now Now NOW

e:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

What do you call a couple who uses rhythm method birth control?

Parents

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Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

After he won the election I called it that he would try to defeat term limits. The thing about the retard is he doesn’t even particularly want that or even the presidency, in essence. Instead, he wants power because he’s a slave to his ego. The good news is he’s old, so here’s got a real “term limit” in that.

After establishing himself as “the first long-term president” his next bid is to put his face on American Money and/or establish laws to keep the presidency into the Trump bloodline. You’ll see... you’ll all see. There really isn’t a human being in him anymore, he is a whirlpool of ego and reflexes. You see it all the time in people who once had a lot of power and influence but are now experiencing a decline in their skills/abilities.

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