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Xun posted:Also American bakeries seem to exclusively sell sweets have you ever actually been to an american bakery
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Shnag posted:My local bakery has fresh loaves for $2. I never realized spending $1 more on bread made me judgemental ignorant monster. You are spectacularly missing the point. Not everyone lives easy distance from a bakery. Not everyone wants to spend the spare time on a trip exclusively for bread, when they can get bread at any grocery store. Other people lives different lives from you, basically.
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Mar 4, 2018 20:51
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Guy Goodbody posted:You are spectacularly missing the point. Not everyone lives easy distance from a bakery. Not everyone wants to spend the spare time on a trip exclusively for bread, when they can get bread at any grocery store. WAY NOT TO BE A BREAD INCLUSIONIST, SHNAG....
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Mar 4, 2018 20:53
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Here in Europe we have the opposite problem. Every single business is a bakery. The bakers are the ruling class in society. There is nothing to eat but bread and pastries and since cars are illegal we proles must walk between bakeries all day doing humiliating tricks in exchange for artisanal bread. The entire continent is ruled by the Konditor, the supreme baker and immortal God-King. If you get caught even thinking about white bread you are broken on a wheel in a public square. FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 21:01 on Mar 4, 2018 |
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Mar 4, 2018 20:54
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FreudianSlippers posted:Here in Europe we have the opposite problem. Every single business is a bakery. Tye bakers are the ruling class in society. There is nothing to eat but bread and pastries and since cars are illegal we proles must walk between bakeries all day doing humiliating tricks in exchange for artisan bread. The entire continent is ruled by the Konditor, the supreme baker and immortal God-King. The only doctor is Oetker.
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Mar 4, 2018 20:56
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FreudianSlippers posted:Here in Europe we have the opposite problem. Every single business is a bakery. Tye bakers are the ruling class in society. There is nothing to eat but bread and pastries and since cars are illegal we proles must walk between bakeries all day doing humiliating tricks in exchange for artisan bread. The entire continent is ruled by the Konditor, the supreme baker and immortal God-King. Well this sounds amazing. Do you have cream horns there?
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Mar 4, 2018 20:57
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Herr Doktor Oetker
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Jerry Cotton posted:Oh look at this bougie gently caress who owns an oven! My bread is bespoke dumpster fire bread you rear end hole!
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Mar 4, 2018 20:59
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It doesn't matter where it comes from so long as it's whole wheat bread.
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Mar 4, 2018 21:02
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FreudianSlippers posted:Here in Europe we have the opposite problem. Every single business is a bakery. The bakers are the ruling class in society. There is nothing to eat but bread and pastries and since cars are illegal we proles must walk between bakeries all day doing humiliating tricks in exchange for artisanal bread. The entire continent is ruled by the Konditor, the supreme baker and immortal God-King. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-BmKFgJJog There has to be a bread-making anime, not even going to Google it.
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Mar 4, 2018 21:05
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Wheat Loaf posted:It doesn't matter where it comes from so long as it's whole wheat bread. Truth. I only eat the freshest loaves from a civet on an all wheat diet.
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Mar 4, 2018 21:06
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Just not buns. Buns are the lowest form of wheat.
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Mar 4, 2018 21:19
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Mierenneuker posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-BmKFgJJog Of course there is! It ran for 2 years!  (I watched anime a lot as a kid ok!) https://imgur.com/gallery/RDH9U
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Mar 4, 2018 21:26
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Mierenneuker posted:There has to be a bread-making anime, not even going to Google it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_srPS_HbWg
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Mar 4, 2018 21:29
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Noir89 posted:Of course there is! It ran for 2 years! with audio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h35gA1UzwZ0
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Mar 4, 2018 21:30
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There's also Bread & Butter, but that's a combination romance and baking manga
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Mar 4, 2018 21:31
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I miss living in a place with actual functional and affordable bakeries, everything in Seattle is "artisanal" and caters to the performative organics crowd.
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Mar 4, 2018 21:32
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I also found this, which I haven't read but is already my favorite comic I mean, look at the keywords 
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Mar 4, 2018 21:37
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Guy Goodbody posted:You are spectacularly missing the point. Not everyone lives easy distance from a bakery. Not everyone wants to spend the spare time on a trip exclusively for bread, when they can get bread at any grocery store. In my town there's a few notable bakeries and they all have deals with local supermarkets so their product is available for people who want proper fresh bread with supermarket convenience. Fishmongers do the same thing. If you go to the bakery itself you get the stuff even cheaper and anything not made that morning is on clearance by default, but most product still gets sold through a retail channel. One is an extremely popular lunch site for maintenance workers since when you start work at 4am they're the only place who'll have a lunch service ready by 7. And their sandwiches are the best I've ever had anywhere.
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Mar 4, 2018 21:39
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wow, a lot of gay manga are set in a bakery. Makes sense, who doesn't want to get drilled by a baker?
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Mar 4, 2018 21:41
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Those aren't loafers. 
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Mar 4, 2018 21:42
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Shnag posted:I don't have a milkman at the moment, but did growing up, if I had kids I'd probably have one. Pretty sure you have that backwards.
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Mar 4, 2018 21:48
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Alaois posted:have you ever actually been to an american bakery Yeah I loving grew up in suburban Texas. Most of the bakeries around there only sell cakes, cupcakes, cookies, etc. Even ones near the city sell maybe like 3 types of bread. Haven’t been to any fancy bougie ones though 
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Mar 4, 2018 21:55
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Xun posted:Yeah I loving grew up in suburban Texas. Most of the bakeries around there only sell cakes, cupcakes, cookies, etc. Even ones near the city sell maybe like 3 types of bread. Haven’t been to any fancy bougie ones though Yeah, I live quite near the center of Houston, and the bakeries I know of are just sweet shops. If there are any regular bread bakeries, I'd probably have to drive past at least a Fiesta, Target, and Kroger to get to them. Also, I'd like to amend my previous statement, it's not just gay manga set in bakeries. There's so many comics about a person of either gender leaving their old life behind to go work in a bakery and then falling in love with and loving the head baker. I wouldn't have thought that was a stock romance plot, but I see the appeal.
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Guy Goodbody posted:Also, I'd like to amend my previous statement, it's not just gay manga set in bakeries. There's so many comics about a person of either gender leaving their old life behind to go work in a bakery and then falling in love with and loving the head baker. I wouldn't have thought that was a stock romance plot, but I see the appeal. Maybe read something else for a change?
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Mar 4, 2018 22:00
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Yeah, totally not surprised.
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Mar 4, 2018 22:05
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My roommate walked by my room and I quickly minimized this and brought up porn so he wouldn't think I was some sort of weirdo.
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Guy Goodbody posted:Yeah, I live quite near the center of Houston, and the bakeries I know of are just sweet shops. If there are any regular bread bakeries, I'd probably have to drive past at least a Fiesta, Target, and Kroger to get to them. so what you're saying is if you REALLY want to get laid, open up a bakery and then just play the waiting game...
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Mar 4, 2018 22:11
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Let's roll!
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nerdz posted:Why the gently caress are you even eating easily avoided carbs in the first place I live in a town of 25k. The nearest bakery is more than 30 minutes away. In my hometown halfway across the US, we had 3 bakeries owned by a single family but they all closed down (50k people). Walmart or Kroger bakery bread is marginally better than the bagged stuff. Edit for content 
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wayfinder posted:LMAO at bakeries being some kind of unattainable utopic ideal
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FactsAreUseless posted:French revolution started over bread prices. You can always just eat cake if you don't have bread
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Americans heard the phrase "Let them eat cake" and went "ok".
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Super Grocery Kart posted:I had one of these in the town I grew up in in Connecticut. It was actually pretty good quality bread that sells for $4 or $5 in the grocery store but they sold their overproduction/imperfect loaves for like $2 in their own store. I'm catching up on the thread, and this is like 3 pages back now, but I grew up in CT too and didn't have one in my town, but had vague memories of going to some bread store that had an outlet store vibe. What was the name of the one in your town? I feel like I have the name on the tip of my tongue but can't place it.
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FactsAreUseless posted:French revolution started over bread prices. Guillotines were just bagel slicers, but when people couldn't afford bread they had to find new uses for them. Super Grocery Kart posted:I had one of these in the town I grew up in in Connecticut. It was actually pretty good quality bread that sells for $4 or $5 in the grocery store but they sold their overproduction/imperfect loaves for like $2 in their own store. It's a great way to save a lot of dough.
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Xun posted:Yeah I loving grew up in suburban Texas. Most of the bakeries around there only sell cakes, cupcakes, cookies, etc. Even ones near the city sell maybe like 3 types of bread. Haven’t been to any fancy bougie ones though had you ever considered not just staring at the display cases and asking for a loaf of bread
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nerdz posted:Why the gently caress are you even eating easily avoided carbs in the first place Because they're loving delicious and I'm not a goddamn hermit who deprives himself of simple joys to be closer to nirvana.
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Alaois posted:had you ever considered not just staring at the display cases and asking for a loaf of bread The idea of going into a bakery and insisting that they bake me a loaf of bread right now is very funny to me
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Mar 4, 2018 22:47
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Alaois posted:had you ever considered not just staring at the display cases and asking for a loaf of bread I walk into a bakery, ask for a loaf of whole wheat, sliced. They say they only have cookies, cakes, cupcakes, etc. And that's when I have to get violent
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Buy all your bread and pastries from Panera. They've got everything there.
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