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cda: by Hand Knit

my name is three letters carefully chosen for having absolutely no relation to my life in any way

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# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:16

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# ? May 26, 2024 19:57

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

not ready posted:

why does Olive Garden only put 2 olives in the whole salad? don�t they have a whole loving garden of olives?!

I wouldn't know, I haven't been there and am wholely disassociated with the brand

# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:18

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

that's the catch, which corporate didn't even know when they started, that olives grow on trees and require an orchard.

not a dumb ol' garden, its too small

# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:18

BoldFrankensteinMir

Who had the best username avatar combo of all time?

# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:20

sb hermit

Starman Super DX posted:

Olive should change their name to Little Caesar�s Tonight

# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:29

beer pal

my name is beer pal

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# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:30

cda: by Hand Knit

beer pal posted:

my name is beer pal

forums historians should know that you were named beer pal before :beerpal:

became a thing and it is not named after you

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# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

About a hundred years ago I played paintball, and my first painball gun was a Splatmaster Rapide. When I was contemplating a username for the SomethingAwful website, I was reading a story about someone who was playing paintball, thought about my first paintball gun, and decided that the name "Splatmaster" sounded just dirty enough to be something awful for a username.

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# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:40

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

beer pal posted:

my name is beer pal

# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:40

beer pal

cda posted:

forums historians should know that you were named beer pal before became a thing and it is not named after you

they did an identity theft on me

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# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:41

Papa Was A Video Toaster

beer pal posted:

they did an identity theft on me

Hello, yes, excuse me. I am a forums lawyer and I'd like to take your case. I think this one is going all the way to the Worldwide Web Consortium!

# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Be Your Own Barrister

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# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:44

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Splatmaster posted:

Be Your Own Barrister

# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:45

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Borrow Your Own Barrister?

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# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:48

Manifisto

alnilam posted:

my name is a star

sure that's your story but a little birdie told me you were actually trying to spell "aluminum" while baked out of your gourd on the devil's lettuce

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:48

take the moon: by sebmojo

cda posted:

my name is three letters carefully chosen for having absolutely no relation to my life in any way

Control Delete Alt

# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:58

wearing a lampshade

not ready posted:

why does Olive Garden only put 2 olives in the whole salad? don’t they have a whole loving garden of olives?!

Its so you're left still craving olives, so when you leave you're still thinking "I want some olives", so you'll come back and hope they give you more olives but they never do, you're just constantly wanting more than two olives and they're just pulling your strings, making bank off your uncontrollable, insatiable, unquenchable craving for olives, all the while theyre laughing and rolling around in big piles of money, mostly change and bills up to $20, cackling as you, like a rat in a maze with only two olives in it, continue your cycle of hope and disappointment for eternity. It really is the pits.

# ? Mar 6, 2018 02:07

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

im beer pal

# ? Mar 6, 2018 02:07

Papa Was A Video Toaster

The worst part about Olive Garden is they don't scale the olives to the size of party.
Table of eight? Two olives.

# ? Mar 6, 2018 02:09

wearing a lampshade

It's only ever two olives.

# ? Mar 6, 2018 02:10

beer pal

my buildings ancient rear end steam heating system hosed up the ohter night so now the laundry room is all floded in rusty water and im on my last days underwear and socks tomorrow.... its a crisis....

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# ? Mar 6, 2018 02:13

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Can you order Three Olives at Olive Garden?

# ? Mar 6, 2018 02:14

Papa Was A Video Toaster

beer pal posted:

my buildings ancient rear end steam heating system hosed up the ohter night so now the laundry room is all floded in rusty water and im on my last days underwear and socks tomorrow.... its a crisis....

Wash them shits in the sink, dry them in the microwave.

Edit: This is probably bad advice. I have not tried this.

# ? Mar 6, 2018 02:15

alnilam

Putty posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLCQGIwK-g0

# ? Mar 6, 2018 02:19

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

TVsVeryOwn posted:

Can you order Three Olives at Olive Garden?

you can but it�ll call the maitre d over to complain about the children at the next table

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Mar 6, 2018 02:21

FluffieDuckie

I love you guys. You make me laugh

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Mar 6, 2018 02:28

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

FluffieDuckie posted:

I love you guys. You make me laugh

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Mar 6, 2018 02:31

Scathach: You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

TVsVeryOwn posted:

Wash them shits in the sink, dry them in the microwave.

Edit: This is probably bad advice. I have not tried this.

Sink is fine but perhaps over a heater? I am not sure but microwave sounds like it might cause shrinky, explodey, or both

# ? Mar 6, 2018 02:56

City of Glompton

FluffieDuckie posted:

I love you guys. You make me laugh

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Mar 6, 2018 02:57

FluffieDuckie

Also clearly the only solution to running out of clean underwear is to buy more

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Mar 6, 2018 03:02

Scathach: You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Please don't tell my fabulous fiance that we have like two hundred pairs and theyre all adorable

# ? Mar 6, 2018 03:04

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!