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The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

good luck kid

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




bob dobbs is dead posted:

what time are the results out tomorrow

ill let you know when i get delivery confirmation for the stuffed ballot boxes shipped by thuggish chicagoan freight for democrats, ltd

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
good luck dude

Godspeed from godless New York

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

whatever happens I'm proud of you mr. wolf

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


I hope you win op

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i hope you win though if you do i will immediately hate you because you will be The Man

Yinlock has issued a correction as of 06:45 on Mar 6, 2018

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





o gently caress i forgot to post good luck this morning


lol

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




good news!!

https://twitter.com/michaellondonsf/status/970781190637617153

gratz on a well earned victory everyone

Huragok
Sep 14, 2011
can't lick the dick!

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


Yinlock posted:

i hope you win though if you do i will immediately hate you because you will be The Man

its just the primary id still have to win the general. then you can hate me

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Yeah but if you win the primary you'd be a Democrat which some days I feel is even worse than being a Republican

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

ayyyy lmao

https://twitter.com/debramessing/status/970817106974531587?s=21

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
either you win tomorrow and we get to make jokes about how tad chadford or whatever his dumbass name is can't lick our dick





or you lose and everyone can say that the democrats licked our dick

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

420, nice

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017
Godspeed You! Goon Candidate

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Regardless of the outcome, in a few years there will be dozens of meme-centric campaigns, for it is the way of things that Something Awful incubates trends before they go on to take over the planet.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
God help us all during 2020 and 2024 when that poo poo takes off. "I'm just chilling out here in Kekistan!", said a rather frazzled looking Mike Pence while loving a horse to own the libs.




Also look OP if you lose this round you can come crash on my couch and run for my district when the time comes. My rep is a literal bowtie wearing dipshit

By which I mean he is our Proud and Special boy. A good boy.



a good boy that needs to go into the loving trash jesus gently caress this retard thinks planned parenthood is selling children lmfao



fakeedit: his FB loving owns though holy poo poo - https://www.facebook.com/BriscoeCain/


e: Man I just need to post this guy in the guillotine thread. Shapiro quotes. this. this dude owns

Marxalot has issued a correction as of 08:25 on Mar 6, 2018

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Regardless of the outcome, in a few years there will be dozens of meme-centric campaigns, for it is the way of things that Something Awful incubates trends before they go on to take over the planet.

do the ron paul and trump campaigns not count?

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

ron Paul had to make a cgi video of himself surrounded by cheering fans

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



this is pretty incredible. more dems voting than gop in Texas lmao

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


thats probably the single best sign so far gop is really really hosed in november

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Regardless of the outcome, in a few years there will be dozens of meme-centric campaigns, for it is the way of things that Something Awful incubates trends before they go on to take over the planet.

after this thread we need a thread just encouraging anybody here to run in 2020 imo

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
Awful Party 2024

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

thats probably the single best sign so far gop is really really hosed in november

its gonna be amazing when they lose to a coalition of bored wall st executives and people who want to burn every financial institution to the ground

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
i hope you win op i cant vote for you but i will follow the results closely (i will probably check it once)

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Marxalot posted:

Awful Party 2024

If we're doing a meme thing we should just call ourselves the Lemon Party imo

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
now I know the thrill of gambling as I wait for today’s results go get ‘em Conrad I believe in you the memes believe in you the whole drat C-SPAM squad believes in you! now bring it home, my man!

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Marxalot posted:

Awful Party 2024

we have official endorsement from the forums leadership, as can be seen from the fabulous thread tag

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


ScrubLeague posted:

i hope you win op i cant vote for you but i will follow the results closely (i will probably check it once)

i am never going to check the results and just keep campaigning like i won

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Grand Prize Winner posted:

If we're doing a meme thing we should just call ourselves the Lemon Party imo

just take over the democratic party since being a goon apparently gets you more donations than being the dccc does

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


THATS! OUR! DICK!

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

[DentistCSPAM waiting room]

Me: [chanting] dick, dick-

Other posters: dick, DICK

Moderator: [pounding her clipboard] DICK, DICK, DICK!

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Sir, this is a McDonald's drive through. Just saying, you can keep going.

tower time
Jul 30, 2008




Today i want to vote for good policy or democrats. But i keep getting turned away from the polls by evil ghosts. Good democrats might not be real. Ghosts are very real and scary. Any advice?

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

tower time posted:

Today i want to vote for good policy or democrats. But i keep getting turned away from the polls by evil ghosts. Good democrats might not be real. Ghosts are very real and scary. Any advice?

those ghosts are just racist old people wearing pillow cases

shriek at them about the gay liberal Oscar addenda and they will flee in fear

Huragok
Sep 14, 2011
where is the live count coverage for flower mound

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

slouch posted:

i am never going to check the results and just keep campaigning like i won

this is the only winning move

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





we need a schnorkles on the ground

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Gringostar posted:

this is the only winning move

winning accidently becoming governor of tex rear end move

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