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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Friend posted:

whatever happens I'm proud of you mr. wolf

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

I'm literally running a sweatshop of daca kids stuffing ballot boxes w fake votes 4 dickwlf

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
doing great work

looking forward to texas blue wave followed by giant pot cloud wave

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
I'm worried because the was never a bong horse ad and I feel like the whole campaign was hinging on it

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Drunkboxer posted:

I'm worried because the was never a bong horse ad and I feel like the whole campaign was hinging on it

gotta save your best material for the general

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Drunkboxer posted:

I'm worried because the was never a bong horse ad and I feel like the whole campaign was hinging on it

there's still the actual campaign, which i assume our lad will win just because i haven't seen any coverage of hers except the dallas morning news saying she's a tax cheat

Qwazes
Sep 29, 2014
Fun Shoe
GIVE RICHARD WOLF YOUR ENERGY

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
A realtor would never cheat on her taxes.

e: she was a realtor right, or was it "insurance agent"?

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
:doink:

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
also of note there's a lot of good socialist policies on the tx democrat convention ballot, all of which i assume will be voted down at the event because they're not bipartisan enough

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I tried to vote for Wolf, but he wasn't on the ballot in Harris county.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
There were a ton of Burgess signs at the dem polling place, which is weird because I'm pretty sure the GOP primary is at a different location - or at least I didn't see any signs pointing to the republican area. I voted for Fagan but I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a shot against Big Pharma bucks in a predominately white flight district.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 17 minutes!
good luck dick wolf

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Guy Goodbody posted:

I tried to vote for Wolf, but he wasn't on the ballot in Harris county.

write him in for president

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Qwazes posted:

GIVE RICHARD WOLF YOUR ENERGY

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


good luck wolf, dick

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Dick Wolf
Wolf Dick

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Qwazes posted:

GIVE RICHARD WOLF YOUR ENERGY
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


I don't live in Texas but I'm gonna vote for you anyways

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

ScrubLeague posted:

There were a ton of Burgess signs at the dem polling place, which is weird because I'm pretty sure the GOP primary is at a different location - or at least I didn't see any signs pointing to the republican area. I voted for Fagan but I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a shot against Big Pharma bucks in a predominately white flight district.
I don't know how it works on election day but I voted early, went in and selected the party primary to vote in on a touchpad. Maybe that's what was going on? Or maybe Burgess has so much donor money he has nothing better to do?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
I have $1682.76 lying around here with your name on it if you win, just for dat general. 4 tranches of ... nice ...

I think this hits my limit almost exactly

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
also, post on your facebook telling peeps to vote, for god's sake

Huragok
Sep 14, 2011
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽ D I C K W O L F,GETIN HERE ༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
DICK WATCH THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Remake this video TIA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rZdAB4V_j8

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 17 minutes!
vote early and vote often for noted hero dick "richard" wolf

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
Dick is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


ScrubLeague posted:

There were a ton of Burgess signs at the dem polling place, which is weird because I'm pretty sure the GOP primary is at a different location - or at least I didn't see any signs pointing to the republican area. I voted for Fagan but I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a shot against Big Pharma bucks in a predominately white flight district.

most primary places either do both parties or were used for both during early voting.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

つ ◕_◕ ༽つ RICHARD “DICK” WOLF TAKE MY ENERGY つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Chasterson
Aug 16, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017
Texas rn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEh-30ix-Ac

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
wow i can't believe law & order ran a dick wolf promo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HqJm2wMQzI

dick wolf you should host a law and order marathon party fundraiser

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
the dick vote count is racking up right now! the dick poll lines are long! its hard to vote for anything but dick!

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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
can't believe a sentient communist wolf penis is president

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