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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
There's no point in making paid parody dating sims when The Senpai exists, is free, and lasts about as long as an actual episode of Seinfeld.

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
I always ejaculate ironically

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
Just, constantly. Pretty much 24/7. Makes it kinda hard to get out of the house actually.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
e: nvm

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



There's always someone who takes the ejaculation jokes too far :colbert:

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Patience, grasshopper.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/WashingMachineO/status/970704935414390784

brainSnakes
Jul 11, 2011

I'd never save you in a million years
while looking through the weekly steam deals, i saw this.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/415950/Yohjo_Simulator

i'm honestly afraid of uploading the screenshots anywhere for the sake of adding them to this post.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Right now it's clear that no game is even launched by anybody at Valve before release so we should expect titles that will delete your hard drive upon install at some point.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

brainSnakes posted:

while looking through the weekly steam deals, i saw this.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/415950/Yohjo_Simulator

i'm honestly afraid of uploading the screenshots anywhere for the sake of adding them to this post.


Too Shy Guy
Jun 14, 2003


I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.



Palpek posted:

Right now it's clear that no game is even launched by anybody at Valve before release so we should expect titles that will delete your hard drive upon install at some point.

Yeah I'm definitely sitting on that copy of Dollal Simulator I was offered until other people play it and find out if it's a buttcoin miner or something.

Last time I checked it didn't actually have an installer yet, so maybe we'll find out tomorrow.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Now that The Shape of Water won Best Picture, should we expect more of this?

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
Soiled Meat

The MSJ posted:

Now that The Shape of Water won Best Picture, should we expect more of this?

I mean, if you're looking for shark porn, there's plenty of fish in the sea internet.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

brainSnakes posted:

while looking through the weekly steam deals, i saw this.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/415950/Yohjo_Simulator

i'm honestly afraid of uploading the screenshots anywhere for the sake of adding them to this post.

Oh I remember when this first released and there was drama about it and the game got taken down briefly because the developer included a naked dude standing over a knocked out little girl




I didn't know it was back on steam

Dehry
Aug 21, 2009

Grimey Drawer
It wasn't a naked guy but was odd. It was right in the middle of all the stupid social studies battling and I ended up buying the Japanese version to shut up some people who wouldn't stop talking about it. I think it was a targeted campaign against the game in particular that got it taken down for that week or so.



E: Here's an article about it.

http://www.siliconera.com/2015/12/01/sekai-project-explains-why-it-pulled-yohjo-simulator-from-steam/

Dehry fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Mar 6, 2018

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009

Palpek posted:

Right now it's clear that no game is even launched by anybody at Valve before release so we should expect titles that will delete your hard drive upon install at some point.

This is why I pretty much browse the Humble Store instead of Steam at this point, any game worth playing ends up on that store and then you just activate it on Steam to install. When IGN is eating your lunch, you got some problems Valve.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Palpek posted:

Right now it's clear that no game is even launched by anybody at Valve before release so we should expect titles that will delete your hard drive upon install at some point.

Is Pool of Radiance: Ruins of Myth Drannor on Steam?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

The MSJ posted:

Is Pool of Radiance: Ruins of Myth Drannor on Steam?

Ironically, since the bug was in the installer and not the game, putting Ruins on steam would fix it by default

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Lately I've been mostly playing console games, and for all the problems I have with Sony & Nintendo's storefronts, not having to deal with this poo poo is great.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Dehry posted:

I ended up buying the Japanese version to shut up some people who wouldn't stop talking about it

Buying lolicon to own the libs.

Dehry
Aug 21, 2009

Grimey Drawer

Guy Mann posted:

Buying lolicon to own the libs.

There were people on the GG side that claimed someone was trying to sabotage the game by placing the items with a command line. It was really an annoying shitstorm. Especially on a web forum about video game deals.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

Twitch posted:

Lately I've been mostly playing console games, and for all the problems I have with Sony & Nintendo's storefronts, not having to deal with this poo poo is great.

Same, except I'm using GoG's storefront a lot more.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Dehry posted:

It wasn't a naked guy but was odd.

Ah, my bad. I must've been mixing it up with the half-naked guys in the screenshots on steam

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Twitch posted:

Lately I've been mostly playing console games, and for all the problems I have with Sony & Nintendo's storefronts, not having to deal with this poo poo is great.

Then again, Sony did promote this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM523jjrvf4

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

lmao, they still have that up with the stolen soundtrack and everything, jfc

SupSuper
Apr 8, 2009

At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.
Yeah every game storefront has had trash dumped on them (remember XBLA?), it's just a lot less prominent than Steam:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD6EqRYCFKU

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Dehry posted:

There were people on the GG side that claimed someone was trying to sabotage the game by placing the items with a command line. It was really an annoying shitstorm. Especially on a web forum about video game deals.

And did you find your purchase worthwhile

Dehry
Aug 21, 2009

Grimey Drawer

corn in the bible posted:

And did you find your purchase worthwhile

I forgot it existed until I saw 666 unread posts and checked on the thread.

Killed By Death
Jun 29, 2013


All Games > Nudity Games (:wtc:) > X-MiGuFighters: Stripper Anya 2

quote:

Warning - Game is NSFW & is NOT appropriate for kids, this game contains excessive nudity. X-MiGuFIGHTERs is a retro inspired 1v1 fighting game that should be approached lightheartedly.

quote:

About This Game
WARNING: NSFW
Video and screen shots censored for marketing, game shows regular nudity.

X-MiGu Fighters takes us back to the world of Stripper Anya! 5 years have passed since Anya's clash with Demoniqa. What was a group of high profile Strippers working for the Triple T is now a group of fierce fighters engaging in the RenMiGu Tournaments. Our top heavy hero, Anya, competes in the company of her co-dancers Ghost, Lynchu and Esstraya as well as others from new and old alien worlds. Anya is also joined by Magnus, who is the Guild member that was instrumental in connecting Earth with life from beyond. Take part in each of the 14 character's individual journeys and play through the cohesive story told over 6 seasons of fighting!
Decided to err on the side of caution when it came to linking the images.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Killed By Death posted:

All Games > Nudity Games (:wtc:) > X-MiGuFighters: Stripper Anya 2

Decided to err on the side of caution when it came to linking the images.

I'm pretty sure in one of the screenshots there's a giant demon or statue of a demon that is wearing lipstick as well as having 4 breasts.

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

Ughhh, I could tell after watching for ten seconds that this is hot garbage. (from a fighting game POV, I'm sure it's just fine as a meat-beater). The characters slide across the ground like ice skaters, jump like an eighties platformer, and punch like rock-em-sock-em robots that haven't been cleaned in ten years.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

quote:

Warning - Game is NSFW & is NOT appropriate for kids, this game contains excessive nudity. X-MiGuFIGHTERs is a retro inspired 1v1 fighting game that should be approached lightheartedly.

Retro inspired does not refer to the gameplay of 90's fighters so much as all the time spent masturbating to the figures in Poser 2.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Retro inspired as in "remember the 90s, when you actually had to pay for spank material?"

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I can actually see where the dev is coming from on it being "retro-inspired;" there was a loving horde of titty-fighters in the mid through late 90s, and this seems basically in the same vein as stuff like Strip Fighter 2 and the Variable Geo series (which, to my understanding, is basically the only result of this fad that's actually a semi-decent game)

e: Skullgirls is basically the actually-good modern successor to that stuff, before anyone else points out the elephant in the room

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Tattoo Assassins!

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Tattoo Assassins!

that was sort of the non-Japanese equivalent to this fad; instead of softcore porn fighting games we got insane Mortal Kombat clones.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Tattoo Assassins!

Only game to feature characters farting out full turkey dinners as finishing moves.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Killed By Death posted:

All Games > Nudity Games (:wtc:) > X-MiGuFighters: Stripper Anya 2

Decided to err on the side of caution when it came to linking the images.

I never played Stripper Anya 1, so I'll have to skip it; the story wouldn't make sense

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA






https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2018/03/08/super-seducer-review/

quote:

This is a man who can’t manage a coherent conversation, pre-planned, with a paid actress, making him easy to dismiss as a laughable fool, right up until he utters words like, “This works psychologically because you’re taking away her independence.”

:barf:

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CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Good ol' Dick Ruiner can't take people saying mean things about his game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03Lf5_FHKPY (It's a Jim Sterling video, if you're not into his style, so fair warning)

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