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I saw a very ss13 story in the Oxygen Not Included thread a week or two ago. One of the player's colonists had a quirk where they farted natural gas. The player didn't realize this and eventually the natural gas sunk down and clogged the colony CO2 scrubbers and next thing you know, entire group is suffocating to death because of one man's unfortunate flatulence.
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Weeping Wound posted:welded LOCKERS, on the other hand... Footholes in a welded floorlocker makes you invisible, its great.
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dogstile posted:From the sounds of it you guys would make it a funny thing, rather than the typical random beatdowns i'd used to get from non-traitors. If someone breaks into the room I'm working in and doesn't respond when I try to talk to them, I used to just flush myself down the disposal chute and come back later. I was not a fan of the disposals belt being sped up.
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Feb 28, 2018 16:53
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Gonna name it Goonstation?
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Feb 28, 2018 17:36
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Donut station, because no one would get it besides goons.
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Feb 28, 2018 17:43
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Stationy McStationface
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Mar 1, 2018 10:56
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I followed the captain into the bridge on Clarion as a clown. I drank his champagne and ran around honking and farting. He yelled at me to get out then broke a wine glass and started stabbing me with it! I ran into the AI chamber while the other head on the bridge started yelling that the captain was a clown-murdering traitor. I got permastunned but was able to set up a law that made shoes illegal. I started yelling LET ME OUT on the radio. The chaplain let me out somehow. The captain was lynched and committed suicide. The chaplain announced he knew how to get us out and biblefarted. All four of us on the bridge biblefarted in turn and the shuttle was called. It was 18 minutes into the round. Then the nuke ops showed up and blew up the station before the shuttle arrived. A+ clowning.
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Mar 6, 2018 18:17
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Even with context, what? I think this should be added to the OP because any way I parse it it's funny.
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Mar 6, 2018 19:23
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Good clowning
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Mar 7, 2018 02:08
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Space Station 13: I was able to set up a law that made shoes illegal
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Mar 7, 2018 04:42
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What is biblefarting?
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Mar 7, 2018 05:11
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On goonstation farting on the bible causes you to instantly gib (explode) with the message "X has been smited by a mysterious force!"
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Speaking of gibbing: I was pleased to discover that running up to someone, opening up a locker filled with explosive vegetables and a remote igniter right next to them, then detonating it from a safe distance (around 5 tiles) gibs them instantly and creates an impressive hole in the station.
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Mar 7, 2018 05:48
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I can't believe there are 177 people playing the aliens server during the evening
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Mar 8, 2018 00:43
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Pacra posted:I can't believe there are 177 people playing the aliens server during the evening It's fun. 
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Mar 8, 2018 00:48
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i love too die from friendly fire
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Mar 8, 2018 00:50
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Love to hear the overconfident milsperg speak devolve into pathetic cries for help as my allies are devoured one by one Playing medic and choosing to save the less annoying ones is basically https://youtu.be/D5sl36Vtoa0
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Mar 8, 2018 01:34
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Playing doctor is pretty fun. The surgery gameplay is pretty deep. The community seems to have settled down abit; mods seemed to have clamped down on the racism that comes from the /tg/ players.
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Mar 8, 2018 01:44
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SS13/Goonstation is my favourite game and it blows my mind that theres only like 1-30 people at any time who feel the same way.
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Mar 8, 2018 01:59
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Isaac posted:SS13/Goonstation is my favourite game and it blows my mind that theres only like 1-30 people at any time who feel the same way. There's a huge amount of SS13 players that are extremely salty about not being able to call people human being niggers, for some reason.
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Isaac posted:SS13/Goonstation is my favourite game and it blows my mind that theres only like 1-30 people at any time who feel the same way. I think a good deal of people have either burned out on the game from almost a decade of playing, plus newbies to the genre are more attracted to the more recent, more high population servers with much different game modes, as well as different moderation/administration as mentioned above (for good, or more often for ill.) I think the only way you'll see a renaissance of Goonstation back to the multiple-packed server days is if a full standalone server/client is developed from the open source by either a team that picks up where the project left off including creating art from scratch that was not included in the release, or by one insane Toady One-style dev.
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The Shortest Path posted:There's a huge amount of SS13 players that are extremely salty about not being able to call people human being niggers, for some reason. Maybe they want to RP this movie?
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The Shortest Path posted:There's a huge amount of SS13 players that are extremely salty about not being able to call people human being niggers, for some reason. That is why spray tan is great.
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I haven't been able to play in a while, too busy with work and other obligations. I miss Goonstation.  Triage is the right idea when playing medic, dylguy, except you tend to fall into that hole where the only people you end up saving are the clown and Irene Mincene.
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Mar 10, 2018 20:20
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Is this game on a deal right now?
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DaFrugalGamer posted:Is this game on a deal right now? Yes, for the low price of downloading the Byond client, you can play for a recurring subscription of your dignity.
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Mar 10, 2018 20:23
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Mors Rattus posted:Yes, for the low price of downloading the Byond client, you can play for a recurring subscription of your dignity. I was going to answer his question but I just knew if I waited someone else would post something better
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Mar 10, 2018 20:24
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Heartcatch posted:I haven't been able to play in a while, too busy with work and other obligations. I miss Goonstation. Worth it since I’m a good medic too  Unless I’m Ireen the Clown that round. Then I hope you like eating bananas.
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Mar 10, 2018 20:31
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Heartcatch posted:I haven't been able to play in a while, too busy with work and other obligations. I miss Goonstation. the clown is the only crewmember worth saving. the ideal escape shuttle should consist of yourself and the clown.
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Mar 10, 2018 21:57
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Ideally you should try and be on the good side of the clown, but only if they're too squirrely to be pummeled with farts. Chump clowns are no good for anyone. monolithburger fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Mar 11, 2018 |
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quote:HELP: You: The AI is on the Robocop laws. I was caught as a traitor, spent time in jail, was let out, murdered, cloned, killed, borged. Can I kill my borger under Directive 3? What led up to this is left an exercise for the reader.
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I was the captain last night and some dude borged me without asking. I assumed he was gonna put me in a syndicate frame or somethung but nope. Just thought the cap needed to be a borg
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Isaac posted:I was the captain last night and some dude borged me without asking. I assumed he was gonna put me in a syndicate frame or somethung but nope. Just thought the cap needed to be a borg It was covered a couple pages back, if that dude was not a traitor, that sort of behavior should be reported to the admins, because it's blatantly murder.
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In a case of life imitating art, someone had a cheap effective non gun solution to increasing school safety against shooters: give every classroom a fire extinguisher. Shooter in the area? Hide behind the door, if they enter, blast em with freezing cold co2 to blind/disorientate/suffocate them temporarily and then subdue. If needed, club them with the extinguisher No word yet on mandatory school clowns as an additional safety option
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Mar 12, 2018 14:06
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What if we just give the teachers Chem access and let them fill the extinguisher with whatever mix they want.
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Mar 12, 2018 18:03
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School Station 13 would be dope
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Mar 12, 2018 18:15
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It's always space lube and you know it.
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Schools need Ol' Harner
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lovely Bill legally not allowed within 200 yards
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