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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4XMeY1RkWQ

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Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
i actually put that song on loop listening to it while i did work for 12 months in sophomore and junior year of college

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


hi yall it looks like i have definitively lost really badly. this is an extremely regrettable outcome in my opinion. i appreciate all the support i have had from my poster friends along the way. i will do a more complete post script to the race tomorrow. it was overall a good experience and now i at least know that Texas is an irredeemable shithole with bad taste

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


it's not too late to buy pants

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
if it makes you feel any better, you got more votes for political office than anyone in cspam

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
i told you to hire me as your speechwriter on the ground floor

now look what's happened

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
sorry about the result richard it's honestly baffling to me that haines got so many people to vote for her because she seems terrible but if it helps both fagan and morris lost and i voted for both of them

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.
Congratulations for going and loving trying. Real proud of you man.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

ScrubLeague posted:

sorry about the result richard it's honestly baffling to me that haines got so many people to vote for her because she seems terrible

slouch posted:

Texas is an irredeemable shithole with bad taste

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
she's exactly what white flight texans imagine in their mind when they think democrat

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

It sucks that you lost but well done on seeing things were hosed up and actually trying to DO SOMETHING. Plus, you got a few articles written about you, so that's neat.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Goondolences dick wolf

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Demand a recount

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
we can combine our efforts in 2020 and take the 63rd and 64th districts back for the nite

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
You live in Texas and were extremely not racist

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Legally change your name to Laura Haines and declare Victory

RealityWarCriminal has issued a correction as of 08:48 on Mar 7, 2018

MundaneMann
Dec 21, 2010
Really respect you for putting in a good effort. I hope this doesn't persuade you from giving up on trying to make a difference.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Reality Loser posted:

Legally change your name to Laura Haines and declare Victory

Rhukatah
Feb 26, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

slouch posted:

hi yall it looks like i have definitively lost really badly. this is an extremely regrettable outcome in my opinion. i appreciate all the support i have had from my poster friends along the way. i will do a more complete post script to the race tomorrow. it was overall a good experience and now i at least know that Texas is an irredeemable shithole with bad taste

New goon project: help this guy make 3200 local friends in two years.

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

slouch posted:

hi yall it looks like i have definitively lost really badly. this is an extremely regrettable outcome in my opinion. i appreciate all the support i have had from my poster friends along the way. i will do a more complete post script to the race tomorrow. it was overall a good experience and now i at least know that Texas is an irredeemable shithole with bad taste

This post sounds very melancholy but it should not be. Really.

Texas is trending bluer and you have been a piece of the reasons for that.

You have stood up.

You have taken action.

You have made a difference.



To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go

To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far

To fight for the right
without question or pause
To be willing to march
into hell for a heavenly cause

And I know if I'll only be true
to this glorious quest
that my heart will be peaceful and calm
when I'm laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this,
that one man scorned and covered with scars
still strove with his last ounce of courage.
To fight the unbeatable foe.
To reach the unreachable star.

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

In my head cannon you got 666 Texans to vote for you. That is beyond perfect in every way.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Rhukatah posted:

New goon project: help this guy make 3200 local friends in two years.

I'll make the Tinder profile

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
time to hook up with all teh texan moms who liked you

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

slouch posted:

hi yall it looks like i have definitively lost really badly. this is an extremely regrettable outcome in my opinion. i appreciate all the support i have had from my poster friends along the way. i will do a more complete post script to the race tomorrow. it was overall a good experience and now i at least know that Texas is an irredeemable shithole with bad taste

Eh? You also have decades longer to work at entering politics. Time to join the DSA/other activist organization and get some activist work and politicking done. One day the history books may speak of the Dick Wolf political machine.

And sure, Texas is a shithole with bad taste, but I wouldn't call it irredeemable. You might be an old when it gets better, but hey, that's a good career goal.

Jose posted:

time to hook up with all teh texan moms who liked you

Also this.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
sorry op you did a good thing though, commendable

I agree that you should hook up with those moms as well

AcidRonin
Apr 2, 2012

iM A ROOKiE RiGHT NOW BUT i PROMiSE YOU EVERY SiNGLE FUCKiN BiTCH ASS ARTiST WHO TRiES TO SHADE ME i WiLL VERBALLY DiSMANTLE YOUR ASSHOLE
Yea you should be proud, we Al just poo poo post about politics but you did something.


Reality Loser posted:

Legally change your name to Laura Haines and declare Victory

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

StabbinHobo
Oct 18, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
we should just keep the DickWolfPAC alive and continue meme-campaigning against Tan on Laura's behalf completely uncoordinated (like pac's are supposed to anyway).

i mean the real fun here was going to be making fun of that scumbag anyway

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

support Dick Wolf by supporting Laura Haines

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Happy Birthday Richard Wolf thanks for all the memes

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

i hope you continue to pursue activism in politics despite world being a gently caress mr. wolf-howl

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
You are a hero Mr. Dick Wolf :patriot:

please do continue to do things politicalishly

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Reality Loser posted:

Demand a recount

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Jose posted:

time to hook up with all teh texan moms who liked you

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Awoouu

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
This is also an insanely good core of an application back to college, btw, which you will need (and probably law school) if you have actual political aspirations

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Jose posted:

time to hook up with all teh texan moms who liked you

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
involve more

evolve memes

politicc harder

three goons in office by 2020

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

ScrubLeague posted:

she's exactly what white flight texans imagine in their mind when they think democrat

Lmao

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Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


bob dobbs is dead posted:

This is also an insanely good core of an application back to college, btw, which you will need (and probably law school) if you have actual political aspirations

for reals, getting over 15% of the vote is a good thing to put on your resume

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