itt markov bots: The aging millennials speak in their crude dildo pidgin.

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Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Shaman Linavi posted:

i made stupid names for rare goods from Elite Dangerous using stupid javascript

+3 against foes with gluten intolerance

# ? Feb 13, 2018 01:11

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# ? May 16, 2024 19:19

Rollersnake: May 9, 2005; Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.; Unlockable Ben

Can't screenshot it because I'm at work, but:

WELCOME TO

LUCAS ICELOCK

SPECIALIZING IN ALBINO SNAKE KITTENS

Also I'm buying this game when I get home.

# ? Feb 13, 2018 03:13

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/963775669690912768

a lot closer than I imagined

# ? Feb 15, 2018 11:11

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

i think it's because it's ambiguous whether you would still NEED a butthole. if you need a butthole but don't have one, you've got a serious issue. if buttholes just weren't a thing and weren't necessary, then it's just a question of how much you use your butthole recreationally

# ? Feb 15, 2018 11:36

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

maybe you just barf instead of poop

# ? Feb 15, 2018 12:36

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

got some chuckles from this bot

https://twitter.com/vg_erotica/status/963225469326970880

# ? Feb 15, 2018 12:44

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

NoneMoreNegative posted:

got some chuckles from this bot

https://twitter.com/vg_erotica/status/963225469326970880

this is amazing

# ? Feb 15, 2018 14:08

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Its list of quotes is a bit short, but some times it strikes gold.

https://twitter.com/vg_erotica/status/964840297057398788

Collateral Damage fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Feb 22, 2018

# ? Feb 21, 2018 13:24

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Collateral Damage posted:

It's list of quotes is a bit short, but some times it strikes gold.

https://twitter.com/vg_erotica/status/964840297057398788

i came

# ? Feb 22, 2018 09:37

pray for my aunt: Feb 13, 2012; 14980c8b8a96fd9e279796a61cf82c9c

botnik is more cyborg than robot but this poo poo is still gold

https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/966364931586183182

# ? Feb 23, 2018 07:11

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

that one section might as well be

niles posted:

where youre hosting, you wont need eyes

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Feb 23, 2018

# ? Feb 23, 2018 08:21

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/969156293272461313

thanks buddy

e: dude no
https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/969176485805395968

Trig Discipline fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Mar 1, 2018

# ? Mar 1, 2018 12:40

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Trig Discipline posted:

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/969156293272461313

thanks buddy

e: dude no
https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/969176485805395968

oh no

# ? Mar 1, 2018 20:15

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

this is pretty drat cool: an algorithm to interpolate between sentences. you enter two sentences and it interpolates between them in the space of meaning or something like that

https://www.robinsloan.com/voyages-in-sentence-space/

it's a weird af idea and a good way to generate accidental poetry

quote:

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Just fill the air-tight bars below.

Dr. Bird is more sensible alone.

From the first dawn.

Paul had risen earnest.

Bush did nine eleven.

# ? Mar 2, 2018 11:44

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

quote:

It's Friday night, motherfuckers!

Sensibility

Garamond's finger.

Probably a woman.

Keep out of work.

Keep out of the cave.

Lube up your butt.

# ? Mar 2, 2018 11:46

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

quote:

You should come over.

You should come in.

I sat upright again.

I sat upright again.

I saw her face again.

I'm through with those of the boys' face.

I'm washing my sheets tomorrow anyway.

# ? Mar 2, 2018 11:51

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

quote:

I have a dog.
I have no time.
I have no time.
I have to.
I have to.
I have to.
I have cancer.

# ? Mar 2, 2018 11:52

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Nice! the sentence neighbors below are also fun

i put in "The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel." and turned up the distance slider:

quote:

The open sphere was clear and the body of Sauvresy had two at a moment deserted.
The sky deeper, part of the bulky emptiness, showing them by defensive.
The sky-city was cut off the life and temperate the stars in a hollow.
The sky was long and partly beneath that trembling of the trees and a dead silence.
The first indication, still in the body of MacArthur, drew its wings.

The skin awoke and piled up the bodies emptying up, staring at a dead wood.
The ship decided to put it in the past and steadieum, two, one eight-nine inches.
The idea among the trees was not born in Constancy, two, a dead man.
The location of both were true and beyond the brilliancy, two of them.
The next decade, put in a heavy and twisted.

The next morning was put up to the corner communicator and two at the door below.
The sky was black, plainly beneath the distributor, staring at a dead boat.
The first book had tried to throw out the television, turned on their clothing and got into the library list.
Look--well, tell me the past and personal.
Lucky for fear and put it in the body and restaurant and even then they stood.

some of those could be useful for writing prompts

# ? Mar 2, 2018 12:59

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

oh those are awesome! a lot of them almost, but not quite, mean something

# ? Mar 2, 2018 13:13

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

the game show "chain reaction" but in a robot

neat

# ? Mar 2, 2018 14:23

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Trig Discipline posted:

oh those are awesome! a lot of them almost, but not quite, mean something

these are super cool

# ? Mar 2, 2018 15:57

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

What happens to a dream deferred?

quote:

He had anticipation in his condition of future.
What happen if they probably find out about the audience?
What effect was that a disease of fear?
He was instantly in his way.
We're speaking to the Senator Stein.

A capital ship for an ocean trip Was the "Walloping Window Blind"

quote:

He paused sharply John drew upon the ironwork and heard a panting, defensive look.
A common loot in a single world, a revolution.
He groped slowly on gently till now the rain-case helmet fell down, deeper first.
A little game was human talk now, sweeping through the trees.
The sudden shivering hum of two men and necessary evening follow.

It little profits that an idle king, by this still hearth, among these barren crags

quote:

Sordello reached over his arm right and let himself wince, away from his broken knees.
Orders begins in a very long, hot, pink well; but a story is a big amount.
Stefan began again, his right arm, holding each button, a few instants .
And somebody played with his neck right, even using when he plunged across us.
Its most desirable, in other light, having shown when therefore the secret.

fun

# ? Mar 2, 2018 16:05

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Captain Foo posted:

these are super cool

quote:

A little bird told me to post.
Morison stared at me for a block.
She's left to move away.
It wasn't a bit of good.
But it seemed a bit too bright.
You haven't been good, George.
I don't know how to post.

# ? Mar 2, 2018 16:09

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

quote:

Wake me up inside.
Wait a moment.
Says so.
Surely no.
Turn your legs.
Can't wait.
Can't wake up.

quote:

I've roamed and rambled.
I've pretty political.
Is this business agreeable?
You've brought me a mission.
It's hardly gotten money.
Not a bit of meaning for anything.
This land was made for you and me.

quote:

The president is a moron.
The prisoner was a god.
The traveler was gone.
The traveler made up.
The workers moved on.
The world's easy one.
The world has ended.

# ? Mar 2, 2018 16:20

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Trig Discipline posted:

oh those are awesome! a lot of them almost, but not quite, mean something

yea they have that skipped-a-word feeling

# ? Mar 2, 2018 18:25

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Toaster toothbrush comb.
South and Archimed Gus.
You get your passengers.
You cracked everything alone.
I knew everything alone.
I just want to go out.
I just want to go home.

:smith:

# ? Mar 2, 2018 18:33

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

these are all morrissey lyrics

# ? Mar 2, 2018 18:36

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

these are all morrissey lyrics

I am the son and the heir
I looked at them, at the same.
Will you go back to the can?
While you are, all of them.
Sir, you are not like the same man who wore alone.
Or would you say we'd make up your work alone?
How can you say I go about things the wrong way?

ooo this one works better

Always looking for attention
Merrivale sat up and stood.
Probably having them.
Hamilton shook them.
Goodbye shook them.
Somebody tried them.
Somebody tell her SHH

# ? Mar 2, 2018 18:50

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

quote:

I am cold and there are wolves after me.
I am come to them--and the first pages.
I am come to answer my feeling.
I am come to think of Thorsen left.
I am come, then--I wish my life for a man of yours since.
I am coming now to a burst of a mess in my mother.

edit: woops

Crusader fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Mar 2, 2018

# ? Mar 2, 2018 22:33

Rollersnake: May 9, 2005; Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.; Unlockable Ben

This is absolutely fascinating.

Haste makes waste.
Can't think things.
Harry thought about me.
Benda sat up.
Sensor got up too.
Surely they were here.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
There are no stars in this white shape.
Here are my fingers that waved sharply
They make a fine look of white shadow.
Here are my fingers that worked sharply.
They are plenty of a white shaft.

You had an arse full of farts that night, darling.
You can see us among the body of the race, even for me.
You have no arm full of food for this place.
But not in our final departments!
You have your own first feeling that ye have made.
You have been able to buy the fire in the night, mister.

Oh poor ol' Freckles, thought of ants and died.
It was still understanding that it made him think it.
How very lovely Thorsen had seen him.
That science presented the matter of death.
It was the science figure, thinking through a trap in the bottoms.
On very high-ranking, nothing is after it.

Edit: It seems like the simpler and more repetitive the phrase, the more absurd and evocative these get.

Might makes right.
Her eyes!
Her tone was right.
Five days high.
Men made others.
Me too, right?

Better ingredients, better pizza.
This is Kennedy, he began politely.
She is necessary, said M. Colbert.
Frank observed, without speaking.
Everyth yet comes, Will Brown.
This is our mind.

Rollersnake fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Mar 3, 2018

# ? Mar 2, 2018 23:48

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Crusader posted:

I am coming now to a burst of a mess in my mother.

woops indeed holy loly

# ? Mar 3, 2018 00:11

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/971566357706928128

# ? Mar 8, 2018 03:11

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

having worn dbz shirts in the early 2000s from hot topic id rather be bald tbh

# ? Mar 8, 2018 03:35

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

AI Gwernerth Perthrew

http://botnik.org/content/goob.html

# ? Mar 9, 2018 09:34

mod saas: May 4, 2004; Grimey Drawer

DIBS ON BEING THE FAMOUS DOCTOR OF CANDLES, JOHN BENJAMIN EXPERT

# ? Mar 10, 2018 03:46

Farecoal: Oct 15, 2011; There he go

Could talking negatively online fix your brain toolbox?

# ? Mar 10, 2018 04:21

Farecoal: Oct 15, 2011; There he go

shitposting will fix my sad brains confirmed

# ? Mar 10, 2018 04:22

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

goatkcd counts

https://goatkcd.com/1961/sfw

lmbo

# ? Mar 11, 2018 00:09

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

Saw movie allegedly written by a bot (http://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3486983/heres-happens-bot-asked-write-saw-movie/)

# ? Mar 11, 2018 05:25

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# ? May 16, 2024 19:19

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

allegedly is right

# ? Mar 11, 2018 05:28

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