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Paladinus posted:drat it. The game. Is the game out yjet? Yeah, FTL is out and quite fun. Too bad that the developers didnt get game development and forgot to include an itemshop. Also you cant buy the ships with money. WTF! Playing through all the levels and earning the stuff is bland as gently caress. Shame on you, game designers.
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Mirificus posted:[/url] Exponential growth but a stagnant income is not cool
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Exponential growth but a stagnant income is not cool Only Derek Smart would say that. *Continues dreaming*
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Bofast posted:Might as well keep these giveaways coming, I guess. i would love me that Dead Space 2, was a big fan of the first once again though i am too dense to retrieve it from humble bundle apparently E: nevermind... already claimed at least have the decency to say thanks goonfriends Combat Theory fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Mar 8, 2018 |
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Today at work we did a CT scan of a 8000 year old dog, it was pretty cool.
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AutismVaccine posted:Only Derek Smart would say that. Wrong, it would have included at least 2 insults (most likely chucklefucks), one mention of clowns, and then some praise at my own abilities of calling and poo poo.
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Combat Theory posted:i would love me that Dead Space 2, was a big fan of the first Or bots claim it who knows
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Wrong, it would have included at least 2 insults (most likely chucklefucks), one mention of clowns, and then some praise at my own abilities of calling and poo poo. I just dont get posting like Derek development
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LastCaress posted:Today at work we did a CT scan of a 8000 year old dog, it was pretty cool. Did you at least say hello to Sandi?
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Colostomy Bag posted:Did you at least say hello to Sandi? drat, dont insult that dog. He was a good boy
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Would.
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what sc is missing is the game but the rest is there. wtf is wrong with these people.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 19:01 |
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TheAgent posted:today was the day I got called a hardline star citizen supporter Don't worry friend, I am very much a supporter of the Star Citizen project. That which never is, may it never die.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 19:03 |
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D_Smart posted:
Happy International Women's Day!
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 19:07 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Exponential growth but a stagnant income is not cool So he says Squadron 42 development started January 2014? A month later it’s on target for 10 missions released by end of year? Nahhh...
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Bofast posted:Might as well keep these giveaways coming, I guess. Might as well give my extra copy of FTL away too. Seems appropriate since it's basically the opposite of sc. FTL: F?ster Than Light D7PNW-5V?Q4-2D4PJ It comes free with Into The Breach for anyone who doesn't get the key in time, which is pretty great if you like TBS or mechs punching giant aliens.
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Right, see that? That can gently caress off, that's what that can do.
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Thanks to the kindness of a goon I will be playing AI War this weekend. Passing it forward, here's a bunch of keys left over from the Paradox bundle for whomever wants them Cities in Motion 2 ?J2C8-8MFRN-JRC2P (M) Magicka 2 QLZDD-BPV?5-FL9YP (A) Majesty 2 Collection ?KABP-8Q0JF-9LG63 (N) Pillars of Eternity QILXD-37WQ0-EBLG? (6) Europa Universalis III Complete MPFKH-VDQR?-NA6RE (C)
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SomethingJones posted:This is going to be an absolute blinder of a video, I'm clearing my schedule for transcripting it, stocking up on Jamesons, filling my ice tray and giving myself a lobotomy right now. The Jameson should be able to handle the lobotomy part quite nicely
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Zest posted:The Jameson should be able to handle the lobotomy part quite nicely Double Jamesons and lobotomy. It even sounds right.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 19:55 |
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https://pastebin.com/vXmzmWs0quote:Star Citizen Patch 3.1.0 The Jesus patch is here!!
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keep doing what you're doing!
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 19:58 |
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kilus aof posted:Grab that one friend. To pay it forward(just remove the space from the link and same trick with key code, and the replacement is lowercase): Picked this up, thank you very much goon. This thread is cool and good and has given me years of lols since the Doobie days. Now I've got a game from it too. I will see if I can dig up a game to give out as well.
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I love these big long patch notes, and when you finally log in, the game is as poo poo as it's ever been, if not worse. Nothing added, still no game, still a huge fraud. But don't worry - the door audio matches up with the animation now.
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Scruffpuff posted:I love these big long patch notes, and when you finally log in, the game is as poo poo as it's ever been, if not worse. Nothing added, still no game, still a huge fraud. But don't worry - the door audio matches up with the animation now. Implemented service beacons (Currently disabled, but below is how it should work). Ships and Vehicles (comming soon, but not part of initial focus)
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Scruffpuff posted:I love these big long patch notes, and when you finally log in, the game is as poo poo as it's ever been, if not worse. Nothing added, still no game, still a huge fraud. But don't worry - the door audio matches up with the animation now. also -moons
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loving pineapple. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAjh3fJuI6k
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oh boy you can rate other players now I'm sure in absolutely no way that can be abused lol
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I mean after they implement beacons and not just writing a text file of "this is how they should work"
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Daztek posted:Implemented service beacons (Currently disabled, but below is how it should work). You have to be loving kidding me. So the patch notes are basically "Here's what we'd have done if we'd done anything."
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Strawman posted:It comes free with Into The Breach for anyone who doesn't get the key in time, which is pretty great if you like TBS or mechs punching giant aliens. ITB is a taught little micro-strategy game with a bunch of depth, so if you liked chess puzzles, which is how you got nerd chops before D&D or t’internet, then this could be your thing. TheAgent posted:oh boy you can rate other players now The chinese social score gains traction in the strangest places.
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Bootcha posted:In theory, the little modules were supposed to be test platforms for the basic interactions and mechanics. And as is reminiscent of how Chris Roberts believed modern programming to function, each of these totally separate components would just click together like LEGO bricks. This harkens back to the entire problem with Illfonic, and other studios since then, where everything they worked on simply was not a compile away from joining hands in a happy computer program that knew how to be friends immediately. CR is big on systems and trying to build out these intricate things without thinking about how they function together. Like a giant sensor will be programmed to just scan stuff. And then you just add in a ship and it will dynamically know how to scan it. His AI will be perceptive if the environment they are in and actually see and hear and react to these sensory inputs naturally because why not. You just build one AI to be the all AI and next thing he expects is Boston Dynamics sending him mail asking to please share his wealth of knowledge with them. This is also why there is no design document. Why all the ships are basically self contained entire games. Why a single stretch goal could be a hugely complex Command and Conquer game. Why he can suddenly believe in tanks. Why procedurally wildlife can totally just appear on a planet that looks like a hand made Crysis map within a few short algorithms. He has absolutely zero comprehension of how these huge, enormous, and basically silly things will ever actually interact with each other ever. He doesn't even know how to start thinking this big. And that's why after 5 and some change years people have a borderline poo poo tier FPS game and a no clip space flight experience where you can land on a planet. I'll give them credit for the planet thing; although it hasn't made the game any better at all, as everybody had said. Nobody is forgiving the sub 15 FPS because they can slowly judder across an empty planet. Chris Roberts is the perfect squirrel. Always chasing the next shiny object. When it comes to management, this is exactly the kind of personality you don't want associated with any kind of long term project. You will get nowhere fast, everybody will be pissed, and he'll never understand why the shareholders are furious because his years overdue barcode scanner can now also take pictures and upload them to Instagram while being connected to a cellular tower by itself.
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Star Citizen: Implemented service beacons (Currently disabled, but below is how it should work).
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The word "should" appears an alarming number of times for a changelist Are we sure these people know what they are doing
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Star Citizen should now be good
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Chris focuses on all the things nobody wants, nobody asked for, and nobody wants to see done before the important things that actually need to be done.
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Daztek posted:Implemented service beacons (Currently disabled, but below is how it should work).
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AutismVaccine posted:Thx mate, took the FTL one. Never had a legal copy My pleasure
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