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We need a hero Avon  and a villain L Ron Hubbard 
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Let's get the party started with some one-hit wonders no one is going to miss: Haddaway:  and Sisqo: 
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Mar 1, 2018 23:17
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That's...33?
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Mar 2, 2018 08:07
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:That's...33? Well if you need 3 more to bring you up to 36...  Sweet Dee Reynolds  Dennis Reynolds  Charlie Kelly
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Mar 2, 2018 17:47
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Dang, been away a week and a lot happens! Lol, I have peeps, don't start without me! Will post tributes when I get home from work...
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Mar 4, 2018 00:29
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Let's get literary. Leo Tolstoy  Jane Austen 
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Mar 4, 2018 05:43
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When is the next season?
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Mar 8, 2018 04:09
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It's with Fleta, but she had some work stuff to sort out first. We might need more tributes too.
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Mar 8, 2018 09:25
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I'm so sorry, guys. This project bloody exploded. I will DEFINITELY have something up tomorrow. At last count, we had 36 tributes (?). If people want to suggest more to get us up to a bigger round, I'm cool with it. Y'all have exactly 24 hours! Eat as much lamb and plum stew as you can.
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Mar 8, 2018 16:21
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gently caress it why not, i'll throw another one in. #3: Baphomet 
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Mar 8, 2018 17:00
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I'm fine with the idea of having people contribute at least 3 tributes to help pad out larger games, which are usually more fun. In that case, if you need to do, consider the following tributes... Tourettes Guy  And if you need to pad things out even more... Funny Person 
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Mar 8, 2018 17:09
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My two: Angry Henry Rollins:  and Bemused Henry Rollins: 
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Mar 8, 2018 17:48
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A Dungeness Crab Knifecrime Crab 
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Mar 8, 2018 21:58
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Nerd Monkey Cool Monkey 
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Mar 9, 2018 00:43
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That's 45! Three more.
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Mar 9, 2018 17:34
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 Tapehead  Tapeworm Head  T.P.Head By popular demand fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Mar 9, 2018 |
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Mar 9, 2018 17:43
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Excellent. See you all very soon...
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Mar 9, 2018 18:13
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e> Never mind, fixed
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Mar 9, 2018 18:46
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 Let the XIV Hunger Games begin!  Welcome back to fabulous Merkingham Towers, the stately former home of the Boddy family. I am Dr. Frank N. Furter, your host, and the mansion's new owner.  I'm still not comfortable with the change in management.  I'm sure I can make you quite comfortable, indeed. Thank you, no. Your loss, Wadsworth. Mmmm....such an apt moniker, don't you think? Definitely worthy of-- Moving right along, we are also joined by last season's winner, Tingle! Kooloo limpah!!! Quite so. Since, as the good doctor mentioned, Merkingham Towers is now owned by the Transylvanian Ministry of Sciences, and as such this event is being broadcast live on Planet Transsexual! ...never thought I'd say that, but as our tributes will soon find out, new experiences can be quite...enriching!   Kooloo limpah!!! Don't strain yourself attempting to provide commentary, Mr. Tingle. Do feel free to rest your voice. Quiet! The guests are arriving. I shiver with antici.... Every time. Every single time.      ...pation Oh, HONESTLY!
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Mar 9, 2018 22:15
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 God drat, we have some early slaughter this season.
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Mar 9, 2018 22:46
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 Rollins Smash! Also, that's one fat shadow...
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Mar 9, 2018 22:54
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Sheep sorrel, the plant communist, gets shitfaced on alcohol. Because of course it does.
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Mar 9, 2018 22:55
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That's a lot of bloodlettin' right off the bat. Thanks, Fleta!
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Mar 10, 2018 01:50
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Are you loving serious my burger is loving dead already?
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Mar 10, 2018 02:05
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Wipe you're ters with T.P.Head.
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Mar 10, 2018 11:28
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Good news and bad news! My computer decided to mysteriously shut down just now as I was getting ready to start Day 1, meaning that we ain't got poo poo. The good news is... well, you'll see in a bit.
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Mar 10, 2018 11:30
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Good news and bad news! My computer decided to mysteriously shut down just now as I was getting ready to start Day 1, meaning that we ain't got poo poo. That means that L Ron gets another lease of life!
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Mar 10, 2018 11:49
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Ironically, that does not conform to Scientology
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Mar 10, 2018 11:52
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Caufman posted:Ironically, that does not conform to Scientology When you are king, you can do what you like!
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Mar 10, 2018 12:11
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It's a billion-year contract, people. You don't just drop your body and get out of it! Speaking of which, here's a hint: the Transsexual Ministry of Science may have had a hand in this interruption.
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Mar 10, 2018 12:24
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Wadsworth wakes up on the floor, his head resting on the coal scuttle. He climbs shakily to his feet, reeling with confusion. The tributes lie around him on the floor, their revolting bodies entwined in various forms and configurations of sloppy coitus. Horrified and completely without understanding, Wadsworth looks frantically out the window, only to see that the dark, quiet woods have been replaced by daylight...somewhere else. Welcome to Planet Transsexual   Furter! Dr. Furter! I demand you explain this! Kooloo limp....dick? FURTER! drat the man, where did he go?A crackling sound is heard, as if from a loudspeaker  Greeting and salutations- and the very top of the morning to you, Wadsworth. I demand an explanation! It's very simple. You see, I made a few small changes to the house. For example, it was a spaceship all along. That's impossible! Is it, Wadsworth? Look around you! Don't thing seem a bit out of place, as it were? Well, I- Mr. Tingle, kindly stop violating my leg!- yes, but I don't understand. I felt a bit limited by your primitive Earth technology. After speaking to the Transylvanian High Command, I decided to move the research facility here, so that I could more properly observe the effect of element Hornium on human behavior. Well, Earthling behavior, anyway. Hornium. Really? That was the best you could come up with? What would you call it? Do-ranium? rear end-enic? Please, Mr. Wadsworth, I am first and foremost a scientist. Hornium is a very rare element indeed; it's not even present on Earth in appreciable quantities. And might I ask, what is the point of this research?There is a long pause.  ...science. I'm going to have to hire a whole new cleaning staff after this.  
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Mar 10, 2018 13:55
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     It seems your tiny Earth minds are quite strongly affected. Interesting.  Well, at least they're out of the house now...
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Mar 10, 2018 14:05
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Spaghetti punks on Hubbard again, though with far less lethal results.
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Mar 10, 2018 14:28
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  I LIKE BLOBFISH HE IS MY FRIEND! I LIKE HIM AND HE LIKES ME! HE IS NIIIIIIIIICCCCCCE! that episode By popular demand fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Mar 10, 2018 |
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Mar 10, 2018 15:01
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 It is only fitting that Sheep sorrel, the plant communist, and the one guy who couldn't keep his mouth shut both get dealt with by Tolstoy.
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Mar 10, 2018 16:48
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Okay, my season save code is not working! and everything is lost again. I'm sorry. I give up. I wrote a whole new scenario and everything; this is loving bullshit. Really sorry. What a suckfest.
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Mar 10, 2018 21:33
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Mar 10, 2018 21:52
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Well, thanks for trying. I'm pretty happy with the monkey results so far.
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Mar 10, 2018 23:40
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Rip SA Hungry Games, killed by Fleta Mcgurn's computer But seriously, I really like this thread. If someone steps in to restart the games, I'll be the first to watch.
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I'll write a new scenario and step in with the current set of tributes if there are no objections.
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