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NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015


Doesn't look like anything to me.

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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

You dweebs don't read rules?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i have never figured out why uno is so goddamned popular

it's literally crazy eights except you have to have a special deck of cards instead of regular cards

just play crazy eights

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

yeah but crazy eights doesn't have reverses and "gently caress you" cards

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

sure it does, you just add house rules.

when i was a kid the rules were that jacks make the next person skip a turn, 2s make you pick up two, and the queen of spades makes you pick up 5. also you play with two decks shuffled together, and you do a countdown so that once you run out of cards you draw seven more and sevens are now your wild card, then when you run out of those you draw six more, and so on until the first person out is the champion of the universe. great way to spend rainy days before smartphones

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

TIL that "Last Card" which I thought was the ubiquitous rainy day card game is actually only called Last Card in New Zealand.

Y'all call it loving "crazy eights"? lol

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

sure it does, you just add house rules.

when i was a kid the rules were that jacks make the next person skip a turn, 2s make you pick up two, and the queen of spades makes you pick up 5. also you play with two decks shuffled together, and you do a countdown so that once you run out of cards you draw seven more and sevens are now your wild card, then when you run out of those you draw six more, and so on until the first person out is the champion of the universe. great way to spend rainy days before smartphones

Yeah, house rules when you are a kid become THE RULES though

Which is why no one plays by the actual rules of monopoly

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Sagebrush posted:

i have never figured out why uno is so goddamned popular

it's literally crazy eights except you have to have a special deck of cards instead of regular cards

just play crazy eights

I once won a Crazy Eights deck in a raffle. It was literally a standard deck of cards with a bit of rules printed on the special cards, but it was absolutely useless for anything but Crazy Eights because the eights didn't have a suit.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Brand New.



Source.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3Gt42kVgCw

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

i like monopoly

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

bike tory posted:

TIL that "Last Card" which I thought was the ubiquitous rainy day card game is actually only called Last Card in New Zealand.

Y'all call it loving "crazy eights"? lol

Y'all call it loving "Last Card"? lol

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
Playing Uno with 8-10 people, 4 decks shuffled together and house rules of "If it's hilarious, it's legal" is the only way to play it.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



https://twitter.com/DrAwesome125/status/971565989992321024?s=09

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

this belongs in the cursed thread

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Sagebrush posted:

i have never figured out why uno is so goddamned popular

For real. Next time you want to play Uno, go learn the rules to crib, hearts, or euchre instead.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


FFT posted:

Y'all call it loving "Last Card"? lol

No, they call it leest keerd

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


If you play Monopoly by the rules (specifically adhering to the automatic auctions part) the game takes an hour or less.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Inzombiac posted:

If you play Monopoly by the rules (specifically adhering to the automatic auctions part) the game takes an hour or less.

And whatever you do, DON'T award money for landing on Free Parking, you filthy barbarians!

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

This changes the entire meta.

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq9iAuRbDxk

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

RagnarokAngel posted:

This changes the entire meta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1XQduS6IfA

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Someone in here was nice enough to teach me how to merge multiple pictures into one. How do you make a meme with a gif in it?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Who the gently caress plays like that? Street rules Uno, all day errday

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Only knew that rule because I used to play on Xbox 360 with Europeans and Australians. Never heard the word oval office so many times.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/971902331951468544

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS








Randaconda has a new favorite as of 13:46 on Mar 9, 2018

soylon
Jan 29, 2015

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I just want to say thanks Ranaconda for posting the best memes and keeping this threat lit and turnt on this dead gay forum.












I'll suck yer dick/pissflaps later.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Missing a Chris Benoit "choke your children, not your chicken."

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Missing a Chris Benoit "choke your children, not your chicken."

Who? I'm not seeing him in the records...

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A_Account posted:

I just want to say thanks Ranaconda for posting the best memes and keeping this threat lit and turnt on this dead gay forum.












I'll suck yer dick/pissflaps later.

:yaycloud:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Well duh you'd still need to water the seeds for them to grow well.

Also who is this Mrs Parker and where can I learn more about her landscaping achievements?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mobby_6kl posted:

Well duh you'd still need to water the seeds for them to grow well.

Also who is this Mrs Parker and where can I learn more about her landscaping achievements?

The classic American film, Friday.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Randaconda posted:

Who the gently caress plays like that? Street rules Uno, all day errday

My favorite Uno deck is the one with the "Anniversary" card.

You intentionally build up a massive hand, then drop that card and say "Happy Anniversary! Uno!" and give them all but one of the cards in your hand.

This can end up making a comical pile of cards in the hand of the last person to go in a round if the other players have one of the Anniversary cards as well.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/T9AA1xo.mp4

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Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Sagebrush posted:

sure it does, you just add house rules.

when i was a kid the rules were that jacks make the next person skip a turn, 2s make you pick up two, and the queen of spades makes you pick up 5. also you play with two decks shuffled together, and you do a countdown so that once you run out of cards you draw seven more and sevens are now your wild card, then when you run out of those you draw six more, and so on until the first person out is the champion of the universe. great way to spend rainy days before smartphones

Your parents were too poor to afford a deck of Uno cards.

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