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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I generally like the floor tiles and the herringbone brick pattern on the floor in the foyer, but the rest of the house is just pretentiously trendy.

The thing that bothers me isn't any individual thing but the fact that it looks like they tried to get every geometry/orientation of brick and tile possible crammed into one house. Herringbone brick, regular brick, hexagon tiles, big square tiles, small square tiles, aligned rectangle tiles, offset rectangle tiles, tumbled stone tiles, fake wood tiles, fancy printed tiles, tile parallel to the walls, tile 45 degrees to the walls, etc. Taken together it just makes me think of schizophrenia.

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PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so

veiled boner fuel posted:

The thing that bothers me isn't any individual thing but the fact that it looks like they tried to get every geometry/orientation of brick and tile possible crammed into one house. Herringbone brick, regular brick, hexagon tiles, big square tiles, small square tiles, aligned rectangle tiles, offset rectangle tiles, tumbled stone tiles, fake wood tiles, fancy printed tiles, tile parallel to the walls, tile 45 degrees to the walls, etc. Taken together it just makes me think of schizophrenia.

McMaison

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

veiled boner fuel posted:

The thing that bothers me isn't any individual thing but the fact that it looks like they tried to get every geometry/orientation of brick and tile possible crammed into one house. Herringbone brick, regular brick, hexagon tiles, big square tiles, small square tiles, aligned rectangle tiles, offset rectangle tiles, tumbled stone tiles, fake wood tiles, fancy printed tiles, tile parallel to the walls, tile 45 degrees to the walls, etc. Taken together it just makes me think of schizophrenia.

Yeah, it's a good point, the whole house is like that. I wonder if there's a "Trendiness Index" by which to rate such places.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Re: renovating to be ~on trend~, this is a cute 1300sf Victorian (built in 1890) in Denver Colorado.


It was sold in May of 2017 for $300k and promptly desecrated. Unfortunately there are no "before" photos of the inside. But this is the after:






where is the shower curtain rod


It is now pending sale at $515,000. I'm shocked they didn't rip it to the studs, pop-top it to double the square footage and sell it for 7 figures. That's what usually happens to flips in Denver.

But if you are going to turn the inside of a house into a soulless greige void why tease us by keeping the old facade?

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

That's not a house. That's the infinite void in a vague house-like shape, or a human habitat created by alien zookeepers off of vague impressions of what a "house" is."

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm the weird one for wanting more than one room in my house.

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

His Divine Shadow posted:

Well it makes sense doesn't it for americans, you're so damned mobile, moving everywhere for jobs, you don't live long in a single place so it seems natural to me that you would not consider it "your home" and that you're thinking of the next move a few years away to some other place in the US and what price you can get for the house when selling it.
Lots of reasons to sell your house, moving for a job being one. But another great reason is the USA's tax code. Done right a married couple can pocket up to $500,000 every two years tax free.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Youth Decay posted:

Re: renovating to be ~on trend~, this is a cute 1300sf Victorian (built in 1890) in Denver Colorado.


This is agonizing.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Jaded Burnout posted:

As an engineer who deals with tech debt and refactors every day I truly wish I could've done a less severe makeover to my house, but you know when people say a place has "good bones"? Well that's not much use if the flesh is rotting and the cartilage has turned to powder.

Any charm this place might've had was lost when they cheaped out on an extension in the 60s.

I die inside when I see old 6" trim and built-ins with a coat of lovely white latex over them because someone's tried to make an Craftsman-style bungalow into a modern minimalist space thanks to flipping shows.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Magic Hate Ball posted:

This is agonizing.

:same:

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Youth Decay posted:

Re: renovating to be ~on trend~, this is a cute 1300sf Victorian (built in 1890) in Denver Colorado.


It was sold in May of 2017 for $300k and promptly desecrated. Unfortunately there are no "before" photos of the inside. But this is the after:






where is the shower curtain rod


It is now pending sale at $515,000. I'm shocked they didn't rip it to the studs, pop-top it to double the square footage and sell it for 7 figures. That's what usually happens to flips in Denver.

But if you are going to turn the inside of a house into a soulless greige void why tease us by keeping the old facade?

But don't you see? The lack of character is the character!

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
what do i look at if i want to get good ideas? i need to see examples of what to do rather than what not to, like the past few pages or the popular sterile samey stuff on reddit.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

You need to start with the problem, not the solution. What's "wrong" that needs fixing?

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

underage at the vape shop posted:

what do i look at if i want to get good ideas? i need to see examples of what to do rather than what not to, like the past few pages or the popular sterile samey stuff on reddit.

Every once in awhile people post photos of houses they like. Keep what strikes a chord with you, and once you've assembled a decent pile of 'em you can start sorting through them to figure out what your aesthetic is.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Inspiration can come from anywhere. I once sent my architect a heavily cropped porn photo because I liked the steel columns and brick arches above the bed.

vonnegutt
Aug 7, 2006
Hobocamp.

Liquid Communism posted:

I die inside when I see old 6" trim and built-ins with a coat of lovely white latex over them because someone's tried to make an Craftsman-style bungalow into a modern minimalist space thanks to flipping shows.

This is my reality. They painted the fireplace grey.

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so
I give this one the benefit of the doubt until I see some before pictures. A house that old could have been in any manner of shape and and at least they did a good job with what they selected.

Because it’s a flip, it’s meant to have a basic design that the owners will presumably modify/paint/whatever to their liking, so it’s not like a finished design.

PRADA SLUT fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Mar 9, 2018

Spring Heeled Jack
Feb 25, 2007

If you can read this you can read
Personally a fan of the general design 'style' (if you can call it that) presented in this book:

https://www.amazon.com/Place-Call-H...RJ6SHAJGK7YW2MN

The authors other book appears to be the same sort of thing but I haven't had the change to read it: https://www.amazon.com/Great-American-House-Tradition-Live/dp/0847838722/ref=la_B074Q1MBKD_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1520613075&sr=1-2

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


OK who's up for some kitchen laying out?

This is the space I'm working with. Everything in this drawing but the internal door hang/swing cannot be changed. I can't run anything new under the floor and in the ceiling is an iffy proposition. Measurements are approximate, but each square represents around half a foot.


I put together a prototype kitchen (all these pieces can be changed) and I've been slowly working towards this layout:


Good:
1. Lots of room to move about
2. Easy to get in/out from anywhere
3. Lots of counter/drawer/cabinet space

Issues:
1. The prep table has no power for mixers etc.
2. The workflow is absolute dogshit:


My thinking is to switch the prep and wash stations which would lead to a nice circular flow around the room, but I'm going to encounter issues running plumbing and/or power.

Thoughts?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Jaded Burnout posted:

Inspiration can come from anywhere. I once sent my architect a heavily cropped porn photo because I liked the steel columns and brick arches above the bed.

:justpost:

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004



Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Now post the uncropped one please

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Now post the uncropped one please

It has dicks in it

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

underage at the vape shop posted:

what do i look at if i want to get good ideas? i need to see examples of what to do rather than what not to, like the past few pages or the popular sterile samey stuff on reddit.

A Good Remodel of a Victorian in Denver. It's "trendy" but it keeps the character of the house
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/713-E-1ST-Ave-Denver-CO-80203/13343318_zpid/?fullpage=true





Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

And some bonus What Not To Do to your ranch

BAD



NO


STOP IT


WHY

the interior of this house is a drat mess

like

what are you even trying to do

what is happening

help

who would pay a million bucks for this

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

Are Joybird couches worth it?
We're going to be renting an atomic era ranch that's in amazing original condition and want to keep our furnishings period looking.
We already have a lot of vintage tables and such but a couch in good condition is hard to find. We were looking at Joybird as an alternative to trying to track down a vintage piece.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

The laundry room is really the highlight of that place.

effika
Jun 19, 2005
Birds do not want you to know any more than you already do.

Thumposaurus posted:

Are Joybird couches worth it?
We're going to be renting an atomic era ranch that's in amazing original condition and want to keep our furnishings period looking.
We already have a lot of vintage tables and such but a couch in good condition is hard to find. We were looking at Joybird as an alternative to trying to track down a vintage piece.

I like the couch I got from them. Went with the Korver, which was a little deeper than I thought it would be (throw pillows are needed to sit comfortably unless you are tall) but was exactly the right height.

Make sure to wait for a 20% off sale. They seem to do one at least once a quarter.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




My heart stopped when I saw this ad. I am now dead.



Is this a thing? Is ORANGE finally making a comeback? Is this the backlash against griege?


Is this poo poo coming back?







oh no no no no no no

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


"Sir, I'm afraid your back porch has metastasized."

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Flame is the original, iconic color of Le Creuset. They do have trendy colors lately, but orange isn't one of them, it's been their signature since their founding in the 1920s.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

oh no no no no no no

I think were still a ways off from an "oh gently caress yes, all the color!" backlash to today's bleached esthetic.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Anne Whateley posted:

Flame is the original, iconic color of Le Creuset. They do have trendy colors lately, but orange isn't one of them, it's been their signature since their founding in the 1920s.

Oh. Ohhh! I think that's it, I think one of my aunt had some of those back in the 70s, so seeing it triggered the flashbacks. I literally gasped when I saw the ad.



Yeah, that looks real familiar. I think she also had this cannister set:



So much orange. The worst colour.

Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Mar 11, 2018

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

A friend of mine bought a house with her husband a few years ago. The house had been extremely luxurious and trendy by the standards of the 1970s and then never, ever changed. Brown shag carpet, textured stucco walls and ceilings, sauna and indoor hot tub older than they were, sunken black bath tub surrounded by a rock wall and a full-length mirror in a carpeted bathroom. They've been slowly renovating it to be less hideous (the bathroom was the first to get the axe), and there's definitely some neat features like some exposed wood ceiling beams that are nice enough to be timeless.

But I think she's decided to keep the bright orange kitchen sink, because it's actually pretty okay when the rest of the kitchen is not also orange.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

Yeah, that looks real familiar. I think she also had this cannister set:



So much orange. The worse colour.

My dream set! Someday little mushrooms I will no longer be bound by my pledge to only buy things with an immediate, functional use and you will have pride of place on my counter top!

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

effika posted:

I like the couch I got from them. Went with the Korver, which was a little deeper than I thought it would be (throw pillows are needed to sit comfortably unless you are tall) but was exactly the right height.

Make sure to wait for a 20% off sale. They seem to do one at least once a quarter.

They're having a 25% off sale right now through the 19th. I ordered the fabric sample pack and we have to get the keys to the new place and see what looks good in the room. There is a large brick fireplace at one end of the room that we want the couch to be harmonious with.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Anne Whateley posted:

Flame is the original, iconic color of Le Creuset. They do have trendy colors lately, but orange isn't one of them, it's been their signature since their founding in the 1920s.

Yup. All our Le Crueset stuff is flame, and we’ve had it since 2006. It’s hardly new.

I keep trying to persuade my wife to let me get one that’s a different color but she’s not convinced.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Yeah our first Le Creuset stock pot was red...so now all of our Le Creuset must be red.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I decided that all of mine would be different colours, we’ll see how that works out.

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cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

I'd love to replace our pans with le Crueset but my budget would run to about 2 pans at the moment, they have have a lovely teal selection too.

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