1. Delta’s Loyalty program is open to any person in any country that has not prohibited participation in loyalty programs.
   
   
2. Corporations and/or non-person entities cannot be enrolled as members.
   
   
3. Members must provide full true name to participate in the Loyalty program. Full true name means the given name, middle name, if any, and family or surname. Additionally, any bloodline names, clan names, or any other name essential for any type of incantation. Full name must be the same on the Member’s passport or any other valid travel document (i.e. Visa, Resident Alien Card, identicube). Members will be assigned an individual membership number upon enrollment which must be printed upon the Member's body permanently. Members also will receive a digital membership token that may be implanted in the wrist to speed up processing.
   
   
4. Membership numbers are non-transferable.
   
   
5. Membership is limited to a single Loyalty program account.
   
   
6. Members may not maintain a relationship with any other airline, as they have sworn loyalty to Delta Airlines. Additionally, members are to refuse outside contact from other airlines. If another Airline attempts to service you, you must inform Delta Airlines immediately as a matter of honor.
   
   
7. Loyalty contract validity remains in full force until the death of the participating member.
   
   
8. Death before dishonor.
   
   
9. (classified)
   
   
10. Participating members in good standing are eligible for training at the Delta Sky Club Lounge & Monastery for initiation into martial secrets. Guests may be admitted with participating members with an oath of secrecy bound in blood.
    
    
11. To enroll your child in the Loyalty program, they must first complete three rites of passage to prove their worthiness to access the benefits of lifelong loyalty to Delta. At the conclusion of these rites, they are considered a legally distinct entity and duty of care transfers to Delta Airlines.
    
    
12. All Loyalty members must heed the call when the Delta War Horn is sounded or the ancient fires of DEN/LAX/SFC/ORD/JFK are lit.
    
    
13. Members are to abide by all relevant laws in every jurisdiction in which they travel, except where it conflicts with the wishes of Delta Airlines.
    
    
14. Members may not injure a Delta employee or, through inaction, allow a Delta employee to come to harm.
    
    
15. Members must obey orders given to them by Delta Employees, except where such orders would conflict with the previous directive.
    
    
16. Members must protect their own existence as long as such does not conflict with the last two directives.
    

• Ability to adjust volume level of the personal display unit
  
• Ability to adjust tint, brightness, contrast, vertical and horizontal hold of the personal display unit
  
• Ability to turn off the personal display unit

• The starting time, duration, and participating locations are to be announced no more than 12 hours in advance.
  
• The price and accepted currency is chosen at random, up to and including (but not necessarily limited to) Bitcoins, XBOX Live Points, and Frequent Flyer miles from other airlines.
  
• Prizes obtained from Delta Lucky Packs are non-transferable.

• 1-8 coins : The penalty is death.
  
• 9 coins : Roll 1d20. If 1-19 is rolled, the penalty is death. If 20 is rolled, roll 1d20 again.

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