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Pornography is warping the minds of our presidents! We need to figure out what the hell is going on. I see my president watching watersports videos, and I wonder, "how is this possible?"
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cda posted:We're only one, two generations tops, from piss play being a normalized sexual activity Imagine Tucker and Hannity arguing being pissed on is quite manly and good.
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Mar 10, 2018 16:59
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Didn't Hustler or some other big name porn company try really hard to make watersports a thing? I remember watching porn VHSs as a teen and suddenly there's ladies peeing on each other and I'm just like "umm ok?" Then I continued to jack it because I'm presidential af.
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Mar 10, 2018 17:03
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Nocheez posted:Working the night crew with a newborn, enjoy this quote that made me alright guys i know we all want to see the coen brothers movie of this entire poo poo circus once this is all over but i think we need to start considering that this saga will only fit into an hbo mini-series
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Mar 10, 2018 17:03
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cda posted:We're only one, two generations tops, from piss play being a normalized sexual activity is this why you tell all your friends you're "avant-garde"??
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Mar 10, 2018 17:05
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I eat rear end.
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Mar 10, 2018 17:12
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bloom posted:What would you even do if the pisstape came out? Laugh? Stare in silence? Jack off? Silently weep at the death of western democracy? Are we all just gonna hang in video chatrooms, watching an orange elderly retard watch some suspiciously Ivanka-like hookers ruin a perfectly good mattress, for the rest of our natural lives? Although, unfortunately few kids will watch it during their formative years and get really terrible fetishes. Pity the children whose sexuality is guided by seeing the piss tape at the wrong time in their lives. Lowtax will make some decent coin when everyone buys avatars with gifs from the pisstape. Lacey fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Mar 10, 2018 |
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Mar 10, 2018 17:14
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:When R Kelly pissed on a girl, I would never imagine that there would exist a presidential piss tape. The chief of staff is bad enough!
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Mar 10, 2018 17:16
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lol I just realized they'll probably have to post a guard to keep people from pissing on Trump's grave like even in death Trump will be soaked in piss and costing the taxpayer way too much
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Mar 10, 2018 17:17
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bloom posted:Didn't Hustler or some other big name porn company try really hard to make watersports a thing? I remember watching porn VHSs as a teen and suddenly there's ladies peeing on each other and I'm just like "umm ok?" Yeah, I remember finding some Hustlers in the late 90's/early 00's. Couple pages of posing, then a big photo of the girl shooting piss - the stream being the center and focus of the shot. Well that, and vagina spreading, which doesn't seem to be around anymore, which I also didn't understand.
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Mar 10, 2018 17:18
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cda posted:We're only one, two generations tops, from piss play being a normalized sexual activity I think eventually society will use a little squirt of piss as a greeting or salutation, like way in the future, 2134 AD type poo poo. 
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Mar 10, 2018 17:19
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Lacey posted:lol I just realized they'll probably have to post a guard to keep people from pissing on Trump's grave Nah, just make the tombstone a urinal, and charge everyone to use it, then fine them for pissing in public. All proceeds go to Trump.org
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Mar 10, 2018 17:20
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Stoatbringer posted:Which will be first - pee tape or dick pics? Dick pics are going to be released in about fifty days assuming nothing happens (Trump paying off Stormy and the check clearing, or Trump going, "Yes, I did commit several crimes in order to pay off a porn star"). Putin better get a move on.
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Mar 10, 2018 17:23
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Random Stranger posted:Dick pics are going to be released in about fifty days assuming nothing happens Maybe we'll get lucky and the sun will explode.
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Mar 10, 2018 17:33
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Random Stranger posted:Dick pics are going to be released in about fifty days assuming nothing happens (Trump paying off Stormy and the check clearing, or Trump going, "Yes, I did commit several crimes in order to pay off a porn star"). Putin better get a move on. Gonna  when the pic of Trump's beefy nine inch uncut schlong hits the internet and instead of denying it we just get the human being dog smile and a wink
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Mar 10, 2018 17:35
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935 posted:Gonna Wrong, as why is Melania so sad all the time?
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Mar 10, 2018 17:39
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theres a will theres moe posted:Pornography is warping the minds of our presidents! We need to figure out what the hell is going on. I see my president watching watersports videos, and I wonder, "how is this possible?" good boy
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Mar 10, 2018 17:51
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 triggered fat-gently caress failson trying to sound like a big hard man
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Mar 10, 2018 18:00
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What if Trump is really 239 pounds, and its all piss retention?
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Mar 10, 2018 18:22
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Piss in our lifetime
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Mar 10, 2018 18:27
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Wee
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Mar 10, 2018 18:36
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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/972510013012037638?s=21 The.. best.. pppl...
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Mar 10, 2018 18:46
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Bob NewSCART posted:https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/972510013012037638?s=21 being from texas, it blows my mind when i meet people who don't believe all this nonsense, tbh. humanity deserves to be nuked.
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Mar 10, 2018 18:53
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LifeSunDeath posted:being from texas, it blows my mind when i meet people who don't believe all this nonsense, tbh. humanity deserves to be nuked. You mean the US and the Inselaffen. The rest of us does pretty well, with the occasional hiccups
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Mar 10, 2018 18:58
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I just hope we get MAGAchuds to piss on each other in public to trigger the libs.
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Mar 10, 2018 19:10
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bloom posted:Didn't Hustler or some other big name porn company try really hard to make watersports a thing? I remember watching porn VHSs as a teen and suddenly there's ladies peeing on each other and I'm just like "umm ok?" Penthouse always included pictorials of piss play (pisstorials?)
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Mar 10, 2018 19:10
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https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/972523702733692931
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Mar 10, 2018 19:11
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Mar 10, 2018 19:19
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You know, if cheating on his pregnant wife with a porn star before paying her hush money so voters wouldn't know about it before the election doesn't turn away his fans, a tape of him with Russian pee hookers will also cause nothing to change. He'll still have evangelicals going on TV praise god for delivering such a perfect, righteous leader.
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Mar 10, 2018 19:30
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Mar 10, 2018 19:34
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holy poo poo pissssss
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Mar 10, 2018 19:37
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Mar 10, 2018 19:56
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Catastrophe posted:You know, if cheating on his pregnant wife with a porn star before paying her hush money so voters wouldn't know about it before the election doesn't turn away his fans, a tape of him with Russian pee hookers will also cause nothing to change. He'll still have evangelicals going on TV praise god for delivering such a perfect, righteous leader. It's because these people think he SHOULD be allowed to do things like that because he's the one in CHARGE
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Mar 10, 2018 19:59
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The human being dog smile really makes this picture.
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Mar 10, 2018 20:00
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Lol
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Mar 10, 2018 20:02
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Your government isnfucked
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Mar 10, 2018 20:02
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Ahhhh Police visited Williams's home during the afternoon of Monday 23 August 2010, as a "welfare check" after colleagues noted he had been out of contact for several days.[10] His decomposing naked remains were found in a red The North Face bag, padlocked from the outside, in the bath of the main bedroom's en-suite bathroom.[11][12] The police had gained entry into his top floor flat in Alderney Street, Pimlico at around 16:40.[13] His family believe that crucial DNA was interfered with and that fingerprints left at the scene were wiped off as part of a cover-up.[1] No fingerprints, palm-prints, footprints or traces of Williams's DNA were found on the rim of the bath, the bag zip or the bag padlock. A key to the padlock was inside the bag, underneath his body.[14] Most definitely one of those weird occasions where you accidentally get naked and padlock yourself in a sleeping bag in your bathroom. Happens all the time lol
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Mar 10, 2018 20:04
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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...eedName=topNewsquote:WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump said on Saturday that North Korea has promised to halt missile tests “through our meetings.” lol what
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Mar 10, 2018 20:10
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Odds of this being in any way true and Grandpa didn't just wake up from a nap thinking it actually happened?
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Mar 10, 2018 20:13
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 There's the actual tweet and pretty sure Jacob Wohl wakes up every day in tears that he wasn't born a Trump
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