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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

There were some other good tweets today

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/972506194978983937

I'm "the ominous alternative"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/972523294233710593

Predsident Trump, make anime illegal

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/972538115901607937

Love too mention the 2nd amendment and vets in one sentence, today of all days

:69snypa:

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Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

remember the time trump came to pittsburgh and talked about how much he liked joe paterno

the double lol of pandering to pedos and pandering to penn state in pittsburgh was so good

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/04/13/hows-joe-paterno-trump-asks-pittsburgh-crowd-about-dead-penn-state-coach/

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

in an alternate universe Hillary paid off a porn star to hide the fact that she used him as a prostitute to cheat on her husband (who just adopted a kid) and the Republicans have started Civil War 2 over it.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
It's high noon at the LOL'K Corral

http://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/trump-aide-speaks-mueller-russia-probe-witch-hunt/story?id=53650541

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


Wirth1000 posted:

and pretty sure Jacob Wohl wakes up every day in tears that he wasn't born a Trump

Jawohl!

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Jacob Wohl was never the same after that time he saw the dirty homeless woman behind Winkies

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF

Smirr posted:

There were some other good tweets today

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/972506194978983937

I'm "the ominous alternative"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/972523294233710593

Predsident Trump, make anime illegal

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/972538115901607937

Love too mention the 2nd amendment and vets in one sentence, today of all days

:69snypa:

"Look guys, I'm doing stuff!"

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

935 posted:

Gonna :lol: when the pic of Trump's beefy nine inch uncut schlong hits the internet and instead of denying it we just get the human being dog smile and a wink

Trumps dick looks like a Vienna sausage that got left in the sun for 8 hours.

Don’t ask me how I know.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Not directly a Trump lol but this piece of poo poo heavily influenced him at one point in time

https://twitter.com/eliselabottcnn/status/972561265204834306?s=20

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Oh dear I missed this

https://twitter.com/EdKrassen/status/971885527652798465

Laffo

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

is there a piss tape porn parody yet, because uh

Ya apparently the CIA and the FBI i cant remember which, maybe both, have found/been sent a bunch lol

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Please give me the CIA job where I watch fake piss tapes

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
wtf is even going on in this picture?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Here comes "The Only Moral Abortions Are the One Trump Forced Women To Get and Never Paid For."

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

LifeSunDeath posted:

wtf is even going on in this picture?


when a black guy walks in and you just repeat 'be cool man. be cooooool' in your head

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

LifeSunDeath posted:

wtf is even going on in this picture?


tfw you see some klansmen and go for a thumbs up before realizing they're smoking the reefer

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









LifeSunDeath posted:

wtf is even going on in this picture?


he saw the dick pic and it robbed him of speech, but he is communicating the fact that matters: a blessed picture

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

LifeSunDeath posted:

wtf is even going on in this picture?


He strapped. Tryin' to decide if he need to draw down an' smoke a fool.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
XI JINPING
KIM JONG UN


CHING CHONG PING PONG

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

bloom posted:

tfw you see some klansmen and go for a thumbs up before realizing they're smoking the reefer

lol

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

LifeSunDeath posted:

wtf is even going on in this picture?


When you're about to start dancing to Darius Rucker's Wagon Wheel but remember he's black

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

We’re like six months away, tops, from this being an actual White House official statement:

https://politics.theonion.com/report-russia-managed-to-penetrate-voter-databases-in-1822840810

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

bloom posted:

tfw you see some klansmen and go for a thumbs up before realizing they're smoking the reefer

:yeah:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/rabrowne75/status/972241023433953284?s=20

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


guy doesn't know how to hyphenate.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Yeah that first sentence is a mess

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Congratulations to Trump on his upcoming military parade that will exclude the absolute coolest thing about the military

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

lol they had the same poo poo when Bush came to a UT game, having jets fly over campus out of nowhere was scary af.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
our president is a literal dictator lol

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

piss tape israel posted:

our president is a literal dictator lol

Again, lolling that when I said this it was poopooed.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Can't even get half the distance of a Tournament of Roses Parade

Flarpy
Aug 13, 2016

You missed the original, where he spelled it XIN XINPING

Pokey Araya
Jan 1, 2007

Smirr posted:

There were some other good tweets today

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/972506194978983937

I'm "the ominous alternative"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/972523294233710593

Predsident Trump, make anime illegal

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/972538115901607937

Love too mention the 2nd amendment and vets in one sentence, today of all days

:69snypa:

Aren't Vets one of the highest populations of suicide by guns in America? LOVES SECONND AAAAAAAa

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More

Egbert Souse posted:

Jacob Wohl was never the same after that time he saw the dirty homeless woman behind Winkies

:discourse: Can't believe I never saw the resemblance.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Is it more retarded to be trump or to be the people around trump enabling his stupid wishes

Like, at this point the state is on autopilot

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Jel Shaker posted:

Is it more retarded to be trump or to be the people around trump enabling his stupid wishes
Definitely the latter


We all know what we're getting with Trump, but if you're allegedly a normal functioning adult yet choose to associate yourself with Trump something is definitely wrong with you

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Egbert Souse posted:

Jacob Wohl was never the same after that time he saw the dirty homeless woman behind Winkies

I really appreciate this post.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/972523702733692931

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


jose...i already linked that.

but you get a pass since you have the best single simpsons moment edited over an unrelated still from the show as your av.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
there are too many posts itt now so idgaf about possibly repeating

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