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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I seriously can't believe that a man willingly goes by the name dick ruiner.

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Playstation blocked the release of Super Seducer on their storefront but Steam is still totes cool with it.

Stickman
Feb 1, 2004


Dick Ruiner: "That's okay, we'll just put it on the Switch."

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


It's pretty telling that all the wrong options are so hosed up "tell the girl you kill cats for fun", "creep up from behind", "make a digusting joke" - like those couldn't be some other things, the guy definitely knows his audience. I'd play the game just to see Le Dick Ruin badly act those out in embarassing fmv scenes.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
Those are the kind of options you should pick in bioware games, because they end up being either the funniest or the most hosed up, both of which is often more entertaining than whatever the story is. :v:

Old Binsby
Jun 27, 2014

who would even buy a game like that? it doesn’t look like it should be taken too seriously but doesn’t really look particularly entertaining either because the producer is such a weirdo. And not in the tragically funny sense — that Pickup Artist with the stupid hat and the reality tv show I remember about ten years ago was hilarious because he had zero self reflection skills but at least he thought he actually taught something of value to sad and lonely nerds

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



What kills me is his sad stringy hair and overgrown beard. I'm pretty sure there's a decent looking dude under there, but good god man. Have some self respect.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Truga posted:

Those are the kind of options you should pick in bioware games, because they end up being either the funniest or the most hosed up, both of which is often more entertaining than whatever the story is. :v:

Would be great if Mass Effect cuts away to Shepard commenting on the choices we make.

“When I hear we need someone to go through the vents, I immediately think of Thane. After all, when we first met him he was crawling in a vent. Sure there was all that hacking the door stuff, but I figured an assassin has to kill someone hiding behind a locked door from time to time. But then, why would he need to crawl in a vent? Hmmmmm...”

While this happens, Garrus is lying naked seductively in a bed behind Shepard, reading a human anatomy book.

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Mar 10, 2018

Old Binsby
Jun 27, 2014

The MSJ posted:

Would be great if Mass Effect cuts away to Shepard commenting on the choices we make.

“When I hear we need someone to go through the vents, I immediately think of Thane. After all, when we first met him he was crawling in a vent. Sure there was all that hacking the door stuff, but I figured an assassin has to kill someone hiding behind a locked door from time to time. But then, why would he ned to crawl in a vent? Hmmmmm...”

While this happens, Garrus is lying naked seductively in a bed behind Shepard, reading a human anatomy book.

proposal for the kickstarter

-copy paste that post but mention you’re getting a license for the witcher 3 mo-cap work
-literally nothing else
-a trillion dollars rolling in

e. forgot the last step
-sony bans you from their store is an important bit for publicity

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

What kills me is his sad stringy hair and overgrown beard. I'm pretty sure there's a decent looking dude under there, but good god man. Have some self respect.

A lot of the whole MRA/PUA/alt-right etc movements stem from guys responding to low self-esteem by creating new sources of self-respect and self-image that are just...unbelievably horrific.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Mar 10, 2018

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Is this the PUA that got his passport revoked in multiple countries?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Is this the PUA that got his passport revoked in multiple countries?

No that's Roosh.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

How do you get *multiple* passports revoked? That’s a really big deal in most countries.

Catfishenfuego
Oct 21, 2008

Moist With Indignation

Subjunctive posted:

How do you get *multiple* passports revoked? That’s a really big deal in most countries.

He meant Visa.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Oh, lame.

Old Binsby
Jun 27, 2014


it’s still quite a feat

the only people I know off the top of my head who had their visa revoked in western european countries were all controversial extremist ideologists or affiliated with regimes like north korea, eritrea etc

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean roosh kind of is an extremist ideologue in the sense that he ideologically thinks rape is awesome and devotes much of his life to spreading that idea.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Old Binsby posted:

it’s still quite a feat

the only people I know off the top of my head who had their visa revoked in western european countries were all controversial extremist ideologists or affiliated with regimes like north korea, eritrea etc

I think becoming a felon usually does it too.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

http://store.steampowered.com/app/811250/Content_Creator_Simulator/

Step into the life of a true content creator! It's your job to produce the best content for your audience! Are you ready?

Be in the trend!
You can choose absolutely any topic for a video: sports, animals, fashion, business, music and much more!
You should record a video on the topic that is in the trend. Could you make a viral video?

Click faster!
Сlick on the image of the topic to record a video.
The faster you click, the faster it will be recorded!

Make an upgrades!
Improve the equipment for recording - it will help you make better videos, and get more views!
You can even hire own operator - it will increase your productivity.

Promote your channel!
You can create own website, buy advertising, collaborate with other video bloggers, or simply tell friends about channel.
The more subscribers you have, the more views per second You get! Hire a PR manager after all!

Don't miss the chance!
Catch bonuses, collect gifts from fans and complete missions to get more views.
We have prepared 1000 achievements for you! Can You collect them all?

:rant:

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

More good journalism from lewdgamer -

quote:

MangaGamer's latest censored Steam release of yuri visual novel A Kiss For the Petals - Maidens of Michael has been delisted from the Steam storefront, following a complaint by a user.

After the title has been removed from the storefront, a thread on the still-intact Steam Discussion forum was started in order to inquire as to what has transpired. In the thread, a user going by the handle hamburger has issued a claim he is the one responsible for the game's delisting, as he reported it via Steam Support, claiming it promotes pedophilia by depicting sexual acts between minors and that it should not be freely sold in Canada, where hamburger allegedly comes from. The user posted a photo of his monitor showing the report and a Steam representative's response, saying they will look into this matter. The full image of hamburger's photograph can be seen below.

While a lot of users in the thread had deemed hamburger a troll, the fact remains that, whether they are the ones responsible or not, the title has been effectively removed from Steam's storefront and is currently unavailable to purchase.

While the censored Steam version of A Kiss For the Petals - Maidens of Michael does not contain explicit sex scenes, there are scenes with visible female nipples still present within the game.

[...]

Similarly to A Kiss for the Petals - Maidens of Michael, Kindred Spirits on the Roof, another visual novel game published by MangaGamer on Steam, features characters in a high school setting and contains about the same level of nudity and sexual content as the former's censored Steam version, but in the two years since it has been released, it has not suffered the same kind of issues.

Achernar
Sep 2, 2011
http://store.steampowered.com/app/809830/China_VS_Roman/

quote:

This is a strategy game with the mouse control.
Enter the game, click on the arrow.
Click on the card, and then click on the ground, people will appear.
Click on food increased energy, use energy create soldiers.

Take a long time, finally put the game.
Feel relieved.

If you have any advice for the game, also can add QQ group, improve the game together.

Loving all the stolen assets.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
What the devil?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

StrixNebulosa posted:

More good journalism from lewdgamer -

Weird how just letting whoever put whatever up on steam has been extremely bad

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Improbable Lobster posted:

Weird how just letting whoever put whatever up on steam has been extremely bad

Honestly, what's weirder is what gets allowed to stay. Removing one game, but not the rest of the trash...?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

StrixNebulosa posted:

Honestly, what's weirder is what gets allowed to stay. Removing one game, but not the rest of the trash...?

Valve has been doing the minimum amount of work possible for everything pretty much since Greenlight launched. Maybe even earlier.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
When did TF2 introduce hats?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

When did TF2 introduce hats?

Nah, hats weren't a big deal at first. It's when the workshop was introduced that they really started to embrace their current "get out customers to do our work for us" strategy.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


I feel I need it clarified again, loli just means "child molester porn" right?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

The Skeleton King posted:

I feel I need it clarified again, loli just means "child molester porn" right?

Yes, though I think it means little girls specifically.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
No she just looks 12 she's actually over 1000 years old so you see

Casull
Aug 13, 2005

:catstare: :catstare: :catstare:
It's also the worst possible way you could mistype "Lilo" on YouTube.

I just wanted to see the Lilo and Stitch trailers :negative:

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Casull posted:

It's also the worst possible way you could mistype "Lilo" on YouTube.

I just wanted to see the Lilo and Stitch trailers :negative:

drat, my condolences.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

No she just looks 12 she's actually over 1000 years old so you see

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




After watching the little dudes crawl to the left at a shamefully slow pace the tiger out of nowhere was actually pretty funny.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

StrixNebulosa posted:

Honestly, what's weirder is what gets allowed to stay. Removing one game, but not the rest of the trash...?

And out of the hundreds of "9000 year old catgirl little sister" VNs on Steam, the only one they remove is a gay one?

Anyways, a suspiciously familiar name.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/806860/They_Are_Hundreds/

Too Shy Guy
Jun 14, 2003


I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.



C.M. Kruger posted:

And out of the hundreds of "9000 year old catgirl little sister" VNs on Steam, the only one they remove is a gay one?

Anyways, a suspiciously familiar name.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/806860/They_Are_Hundreds/

Brb, trademarking "They Are Tens" to beat the rush.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

StrixNebulosa posted:

Honestly, what's weirder is what gets allowed to stay. Removing one game, but not the rest of the trash...?

Regarding Kindred Spirits, it's because people have convinced themselves that it's not hosed up. The driving force is "lesbian ghosts want to learn how girls gently caress by watching schoolgirls gently caress, help them achieve this goal by fostering couples" and it has a literal Older Than She Looks Little Girl teacher having sex with her student.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Schubalts posted:

Regarding Kindred Spirits, it's because people have convinced themselves that it's not hosed up. The driving force is "lesbian ghosts want to learn how girls gently caress by watching schoolgirls gently caress, help them achieve this goal by fostering couples" and it has a literal Older Than She Looks Little Girl teacher having sex with her student.
A) that isnt the driving force at all

B)

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Endorph posted:

A) that isnt the driving force at all



:cmon: it's literally right there in the game's steam description, how can you say that's not the driving force of the game

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

the last part is 'hey help some girls who like each other get together and maybe we'll feel better about ourselves' not 'hey make sure those girls gently caress and we'll ghost in and watch them do it.' there's sex in the game and im not denying that but its the kind of sex you could get away with in a pg-13 movie and 90% of it is like, three lines long. and the ghosts dont spy on it or anything. there is never, at any point, a moment where any characters push an unrelated couple to have sex with each other.

the sex is a motivation for the ghosts (because the metaphor is that the ghosts represent the sexless japanese lesbian fiction of old where the characters are expected to 'grow out of it' and/or 'remain pure' and the living characters represent a more true to life thing where lesbians can just be dumb teenagers) but it's not their only motivation and it's far from the main motivation of the game. it's treated as something the ghosts are interested in because they love each other but literally didn't have the words or actions to express it due to cultural repression wrt female sexuality and homosexuality, not a wacky sexy romp or anything.

Endorph fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Mar 15, 2018

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