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Exploding Computer
Oct 6, 2006
Fun Shoe

my new dog posted:

they said it couldnt be done, 574 to 102, they never saw it coming, but we managed to MAGA. now we have to KAG, hats are on sale right now

Keep America Great Again Longer! KAGAL!

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

:lol:

https://twitter.com/clairlemon/status/972273295214067713?s=20

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mackers posted:

yeah man should smoke some weed and just chill while more children are murdered with my tax money

then im gonna tell mysefl it wasnt my fault you piece of poo poo

wasn't it murder you were suggesting in the first place? lol dude you are nuts. Nice to know the U.S. isn't the only country with people this retarded (although tbf we are the only ones who make them presidents)

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

sounds like they need a safe space

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Play posted:

your country may be sane but you clearly are not lol

any sane person agrees with me. but im arguin with a fuckin retard so w/e

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Mackers posted:

yeah man should smoke some weed and just chill while more children are murdered with my tax money

then im gonna tell mysefl it wasnt my fault you piece of poo poo

You're getting kinda mad and calling people names in a GBS thread about laughing at dumb politicians. Maybe D&D would be more your thing?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mackers posted:

yeah man should smoke some weed and just chill while more children are murdered with my tax money

then im gonna tell mysefl it wasnt my fault you piece of poo poo

With this logic the Jews could be blamed for their own genocide. drat you're dumb

Mackers posted:

any sane person agrees with me. but im arguin with a fuckin retard so w/e

Any sane person agrees with what, that they should shoot and kill people in the opposing party oh and also kill themselves if their government has ever killed anybody? Yeah, that sounds sane to me

gently caress off lol

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Power Khan posted:

I don't know how it is over at your country, but here they are the employee side in collective bargaining. Membership also includes free services in work related lawsuits and a bunch of other insurances. Not so bad.

Unless you live in state that took away collective bargaining like mine, then really unions are only good for the lawsuit and unfair firing stuff

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

bloom posted:

You're getting kinda mad and calling people names in a GBS thread about laughing at dumb politicians. Maybe D&D would be more your thing?

oh im sorry did i cross the line calling you a murderer

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

super macho dude posted:

Unless you live in state that took away collective bargaining like mine, then really unions are only good for the lawsuit and unfair firing stuff

There's been a long term and fairly successful attack against unions in the United States by conservatives, big business and other monied interests. Unfortunately, it worked really well. Unions still exist all over, but in some industries they've been all but stamped out. Easily 40% of this country will think whatever they're directed to think by the right wing, it's sad. And people whose livelihoods depended on those unions have been dumb enough to believe the GOP line. Sigh

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord

Mackers posted:

oh im sorry did i cross the line calling you a murderer

Get off your computer and go volunteer at a homeless shelter

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

bloom posted:

You're getting kinda mad and calling people names in a GBS thread about laughing at dumb politicians. Maybe D&D would be more your thing?

nice deflecting of children being murdered so some randoms in your country made a few dollars i guess

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

:agreed:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

super macho dude posted:

Unless you live in state that took away collective bargaining like mine, then really unions are only good for the lawsuit and unfair firing stuff

Used to be the only way we got raises was by the union bargaining. Then, our former governor (Mitch "The Bitch" Daniels) and his right-hand man Tony Bennett gutted Indiana's public education and took most of the bargaining away from the union. Now we get a "stipend" based on performance and they took away yearly increases for seniority so younger teachers were stuck at poverty-level pay.

Since that started, I've been in the two tiers that get a payout every year. It's been 5-6 years and I've gotten paid twice because the state underfunds the account the stipend comes from.

Mortimer Knag
Nov 23, 2007
we Tax Cars etc. FAIR! pee

pee

pissssssssssssssss. We

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Free Cheese posted:

Get off your computer and go volunteer at a homeless shelter

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


I'm shocked, SHOCKED that Jesse Watters is an adulterer

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Mackers posted:

hi im from a sane country kindly die

this is the lol thread, the grilled cheese thread is in the chickencheese subforum

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


I can’t believe that having stupid ideas is discouraged at academic institutions lol

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
Donald trumps shriveled cashew dick will be broadcasted into every single screen on times square and america will forget as soon as the new season of rick and morty is aired

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
its in the thread title folks

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/972833505330810881

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/972853747750711296

oooh he mad

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

yeah lol

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




"Tolerance of my intolerance is at an all time low!"


Something really did set him off today. My money is on having to get up an hour early due to changing the clocks.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Random Stranger posted:



Something really did set him off today. My money is on having to get up an hour early due to changing the clocks.

Yeah or some more crazy poo poo is going to drop in the next 48-72 hours.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Free Cheese posted:

Get off your computer and go volunteer at a homeless shelter

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


DancingShade posted:

Isn't there a more natural color of spray tan?

Neon day-glow orange just seems a mite unnatural.

natural colors wouldn't cover up his psoriasis well enough

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Random Stranger posted:

"Tolerance of my intolerance is at an all time low!"

Perhaps the paradox shall be finally recognized as moral.

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

TontoCorazon posted:

He's such a paper thin bitch

and in contrast, Stormy Daniels is currently doing all the winning, which is kind of wonderful. Not only does she have our retard president on the ropes, her old films are suddenly in huge demand, she's making five figures for personal appearances, and she just got offered a deal to direct a package of films for Digital Playground. She has a better head for business than all the Trumps put together.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Reince Penis posted:

Yeah or some more crazy poo poo is going to drop in the next 48-72 hours.

Ding ding

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

Former DILF posted:

TRUST TRUMP. HE KNOWS WHATS WHAT. BE QUIET

not now Trump Train bot :qq:

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Jikes posted:

and in contrast, Stormy Daniels is currently doing all the winning, which is kind of wonderful. Not only does she have our retard president on the ropes, her old films are suddenly in huge demand, she's making five figures for personal appearances, and she just got offered a deal to direct a package of films for Digital Playground. She has a better head for business than all the Trumps put together.

:unsmith:

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
make america nut again

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

Mackers posted:

yeah man should smoke some weed and just chill while more children are murdered with my tax money

then im gonna tell mysefl it wasnt my fault you piece of poo poo
this but have a wank also

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich
lolin at the thought that Donald J Trump was too cheap to keep his former porn star mistress paid off properly. Like, it should obviously have been structured as annual payments while he was in office. This is Paying Off Former Porn Star Mistresses 101 stuff, and that was even one of the classes they offered at Trump U.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

lolin at the thought that Donald J Trump was too cheap to keep his former porn star mistress paid off properly. Like, it should obviously have been structured as annual payments while he was in office. This is Paying Off Former Porn Star Mistresses 101 stuff, and that was even one of the classes they offered at Trump U.

Yeah, it's further proof that he really didn't expect to win the election. "Gonna be president next week, here's a one time payment of ONE HUNDRED THIRTY THOUSAND dollars. We cool, sugartits?"

He thought he was paying for like 10 days' silence.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Jikes posted:

and in contrast, Stormy Daniels is currently doing all the winning, which is kind of wonderful. Not only does she have our retard president on the ropes, her old films are suddenly in huge demand, she's making five figures for personal appearances, and she just got offered a deal to direct a package of films for Digital Playground. She has a better head for business than all the Trumps put together.

Hi, my name is Power Khan and I fully approve of this.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Power Khan posted:

I don't know how it is over at your country, but here they are the employee side in collective bargaining. Membership also includes free services in work related lawsuits and a bunch of other insurances. Not so bad.

America doesn't like unions because every American is a rugged individualist millionaire in the making and doesn't need the help of some commie institution that you have to give money to (remember that taxation is theft).
No, every employer clearly sees the value of hardworking individuals and pays them accordingly (LOL). The employer, after all, owns the joint and was both genius and benevolent enough to hire me and therefore pretty much owns my life until I clawed my way to the top like some sith apprentice murdering his master.
I think these days unions are synonymous with lazy teachers and protecting lazy/murderous cops.

Play posted:

so how many elected conservative officials have you killed recently? I'm sure the number must be high but if it's not just shut the gently caress up already

lol I like the spirit of this post.

Reince Penis posted:

Yeah or some more crazy poo poo is going to drop in the next 48-72 hours.

That statement has been without meaning for over a year now because it's true every single day of every week.

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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

TotalLossBrain posted:

That statement has been without meaning for over a year now because it's true every single day of every week.

I'd say the statement has meaning but the meaning has no consequences. Wonderful, isn't it?

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