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Eating rear end is dumb and gross and there's much better things you could be doing with that mouth, buster.
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Rough Lobster posted:Eating rear end is dumb and gross and there's much better things you could be doing with that mouth, buster. That is the 'starving orphans' argument of sex.
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Mar 12, 2018 01:28
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This derail is educational in all the ways I wish it wasn't.
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Mar 12, 2018 01:45
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None of this rear end eating is funny forums quotes. More like TMI. Eat your rear end on your own time. 
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Mar 12, 2018 01:48
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does anybody still remember girlmecha or IAmChrisMcColl
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Mar 12, 2018 02:56
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This thread got saucy, then went down on its own rear end. It was shaping up to be the best Lent in recent memory.
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Mar 12, 2018 03:12
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Spinster posted:I am so glad rear end eating wasn't a thing in my slut days, seriously. It's ok, I'm sure the surviving cuneiforms won't betray your secrets.
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Mar 12, 2018 03:33
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Spanish Manlove posted:It's ok, I'm sure the surviving cuneiforms won't betray your secrets. My name is Trampymandias, Queen of Queens; Look on my tricks, ye horny, and despair!
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Mar 12, 2018 03:40
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Spanish Manlove posted:It's ok, I'm sure the surviving cuneiforms won't betray your secrets. Wait, I think I found something: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap."
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Mar 12, 2018 03:49
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Wait, I think I found something: Bwahaha! The classics never age.
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Mar 12, 2018 03:56
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Eating rear end may be the only way of saving the human microbiome, but you gotta do it quicker than Big Pharma can pump out antibiotics. Don't be timid, be a trooper, use that tongue like a pooper scooper! Godspeed, buttmunchers.
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Mar 12, 2018 06:14
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Spinster posted:I am so glad rear end eating wasn't a thing in my slut days, seriously. You used to be with it, Spin. But they changed what it was, and now what it is seems disgusting and undesirable to you. It is eating rear end.
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Mar 12, 2018 06:38
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rear end: it's what's on the menu hope you like rear end
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Mar 12, 2018 06:57
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Decrepus posted:That is the 'starving orphans' argument of sex. There are kids in the Bible Belt that would be glad to burn in hell for a PICTURE of a b-hole, mister. Eat your rear end.
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Mar 12, 2018 07:12
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I'm already onto what the next generation is going to be eating that you're all already too prudish to ever attempt: actual human brains.
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Mar 12, 2018 07:13
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Decrepus posted:That is the 'starving orphans' argument of sex. Listen young man there are people all over this world who don't have any rear end to eat at all.
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Mar 12, 2018 08:05
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Elise beat you to it champ.
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Mar 12, 2018 08:58
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You should be grateful. There are children aged 18-20 in Africa with no rear end to eat, at all .
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Mar 12, 2018 09:00
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Frickin millennials eatin avocado toast and rear end.
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Mar 12, 2018 09:02
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Picnic Princess posted:Frickin millennials eatin avocado toast and rear end. To be fair, eating rear end is much more cost-effective than eating avocado toast. You can eat the same rear end over, and over. Unless you're the kind of person who pays for rear end on an a la carte basis.
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Mar 12, 2018 09:03
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doverhog posted:He should read some Bukowski. Charles Bukowski posted:Gatekeeper is funny as gently caress and some of you people are comedy vampire black holes. Eat rear end.
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Mar 12, 2018 09:06
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The Good Star Trek Thread is made immeasurably sweeter by the delightful honeydew aroma of your posting, Gatekeeper.  and gently caress the haters.
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Mar 12, 2018 09:13
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mind the walrus posted:Elise beat you to it champ. Look at this loser reading threads.
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Mar 12, 2018 09:24
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shame on an IGA posted:does anybody still remember girlmecha or IAmChrisMcColl All I remember is that girlmecha's posts were never as obnoxious as her forums stalkers were. Wasn't IAmChrisMcCall a weird proto-PUA dude?
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Mar 12, 2018 09:42
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It was a great moment in posting, agreed. I believe in the Bill Hicks, Norm MC Donald, style of comedy, IE maybe being funny sometimes but mostly just saying stuff for your consideration.
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Mar 12, 2018 10:04
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You'd think a thread based on the concept of recycling content couldn't keep things fresh, but there we go.
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Mar 12, 2018 10:30
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Trig Discipline posted:Listen young man there are people all over this world who don't have any rear end to eat at all. Your mother is doing many times more than her part to correct this.
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Picnic Princess posted:Frickin millennials eatin avocado toast and rear end. i made avocado toast today, got a lil hungry reading about cold cuts and how much my sub-chub and i suck at posting and i had half an Aztec teste in the fridge from yesterday. some pretty TV chef told me to always leave the seed in the leftover 'cados and guac bc it keeps em fresh and green for an extra two or three days before the slimy lil tastybois take that trip down to brown town. this tip's been as solid as junkie stool for years, but today i was bummed to find the 'cado-flesh closest to the skin already goin brown. i grimaced and made some pitiful noise and flung the grody rotten filth on my counter, all skeeved out over that nasty rear end brown poo poo.... hmm.... nasty rear end.... brown... ...poo poo? that's when it hit me - i eat rear end! i literally lick on buttholes during sex - by choice, for pleasure, nearly every drat time i make gently caress, even if location makes it inconvenient - and i've never given the practice a second thought beyond "gently caress yeah girl  " i felt like such a dingus. if i can tonguepunch a buncha' fartboxes, i can handle the fuckin brown bits 😝 so i ate the whole grody 'cado, to prove my mettle and regrow my balls. it didn't gross me out either - in fact, after my epiphany today, all i thought about was chowin' down upon the most primo of booty. just gettin' deep in that crevice and goin to town, fixin'a eat the poo poo straight outta that anus like some god drat ben & jerry's phish food! it was the best avocado toast i've ever had. Gatekeeper has a new favorite as of 11:27 on Mar 12, 2018 |
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Mar 12, 2018 11:24
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Well done.
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Mar 12, 2018 11:29
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Caufman posted:Your mother is doing many times more than her part to correct this. She, like every other woman you've slept with, is a very charitable person.
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Mar 12, 2018 11:29
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She is a role model to me. It is joy to both give and receive, especially an rear end eating.
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Mar 12, 2018 12:06
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They used to call me a poet in my day, but they didn't know what they were talking about. Gatekeeper is a poet.
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Mar 12, 2018 12:08
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:To be fair, eating rear end is much more cost-effective than eating avocado toast. You can eat the same rear end over, and over. Tastes about the same too. I have no idea why anyone would want to eat rear end when pussy is right there. It's like going to a classy restaurant for a meal and spending the whole evening in the lavatory.
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Mar 12, 2018 13:09
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Jedit posted:Tastes about the same too. you eat em both bruh, it's like "you just finished eating dinner, what's with that slice of pie??" get real, poindexter - eat dessert after dinner, eat anus after cooze
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Mar 12, 2018 13:30
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Please stop talking about this
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Mar 12, 2018 13:38
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I feel like George in a Seinfeld episode right now.
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Mar 12, 2018 13:43
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Funny Forums Quotes: Appreciating Anal Linguistics
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Mar 12, 2018 13:48
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mind the walrus posted:Funny Forums Quotes: Appreciating Anal Linguistics We're all talking out our asses anyway
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Mar 12, 2018 13:49
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Please stop talking about this Find an old ss13 quote to redirect the threads conversational flow.
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barbecue at the folks posted:The Good Star Trek Thread is made immeasurably sweeter by the delightful honeydew aroma of your posting, Gatekeeper. There's a good Star Trek thread?
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