Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
:fap:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
not as hot as trinity from dexter

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

somehow she is both an ugly woman and insanely hot at the same time it's a mystery

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Came for pics, leaving disappointed and flaccid

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
uhhh... no. and the first 20 minutes of the matrix is unbearable to watch

if you want a good movie i recommend superman 2 the richard donner cut seen here:
https://i.imgur.com/xShQWMQ.mp4

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

great big cardboard tube posted:

Came for pics, leaving disappointed and flaccid

sorry I’m busy jerking off

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTL2n65JAGo
If this works it will be the first video I've ever posted. I know the OP was about Trinity but the dust poofs are the hottest second ever filmed.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

great big cardboard tube posted:

Came for pics, leaving disappointed and flaccid

let it mellow posted:

sorry I’m busy jerking off
i got this one




spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Uh oh. Is that wrong? Is it hot linked whatever that means???

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

A lovely opinion in the op imho.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
this lady doing a quadrinity or more

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
She’s gross her trash bag vinyl suit is gross but she’s the only chick who doesn’t look like a 1800s British pauper in zion so obviously neos gonna smash. She needs to wash that greasy rear end hairdo and lose those foakley sunglasses and I don’t even know if makeup would make or face better or worse because she has Trevor from aeon flux proportions in the first place. Even with the poorly tailored fetish gear she can’t even give me an analogy boner from porn memories. I give 4 out of 5 limp dicks. :flaccid:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Hotter than the real Trinity.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i like when theyre taking neo into custody at the street and an agent glances over at the person in full bondage gear on the motorcycle directly in front of them like oh thats probably nothing out of the ordinary

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Operator, need a Dominos, now!

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Oh no not hot. Just a classic beauty in every way. :rolleyes::

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Spinster posted:

Oh no not hot. Just a classic beauty in every way. :rolleyes::


Wow they really made her look like poo poo in the matrix lol.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
her acting is completely wooden though. they should have made her agent smith and had hugo weaving play neos love interest trinity

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Wow they really made her look like poo poo in the matrix lol.

Oh yeah, it was definitely the awkward rear end direction for her in the Matrix, it's not the actress fault.

This reminds me of when my mom saw Fury Road (which she hated, but what do you expect) and remarked how ugly the lead woman was, not knowing who the gently caress Charlize Theron was. She also thought it was really a one armed actress.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Blazing Ownager posted:

Oh yeah, it was definitely the awkward rear end direction for her in the Matrix, it's not the actress fault.

This reminds me of when my mom saw Fury Road (which she hated, but what do you expect) and remarked how ugly the lead woman was, not knowing who the gently caress Charlize Theron was. She also thought it was really a one armed actress.

Charlize is the female Gary Oldman.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Blazing Ownager posted:

This reminds me of when my mom saw Fury Road (which she hated, but what do you expect) and remarked how ugly the lead woman was, not knowing who the gently caress Charlize Theron was.
anything they did to make furiosa unattractive must have not registered in my brain and i adored her

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Spinster posted:

Oh no not hot. Just a classic beauty in every way. :rolleyes::


just messed my pants

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Spinster posted:

Oh no not hot. Just a classic beauty in every way. :rolleyes::


The actress is attractive. Trinity is pasty, had dead eyes and a poo poo haircut.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012


The father, the son and the whole roast

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Dodge this

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Interesting. I thought she was an admirable powerful woman character. When she said, "What's it going to be, Murph?" gently caress that was awesome. Ready to kill or die for her man. And he knew it and caved.

???

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Trinity is hot because she seems like she would kill me without hesitation. The blood spatters on her latex coat, but she doesn't even notice.

gary oldmans diary posted:

anything they did to make furiosa unattractive must have not registered in my brain and i adored her

They shaved her hear and smeared it with black paint, and cut off her hand, and made her rebel against the reasonable rule of Immortan Joe.

Madness
Jan 23, 2007


Kak posted:

not as hot as trinity from dexter

John Lithgow is seriously creepy as gently caress in that role!!!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Trinity had no purpose in the second and third movies.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Wow they really made her look like poo poo in the matrix lol.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Kate Beckinsale was the hotter version of movie girl in skintight clothes in underworld.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Madness posted:

John Lithgow is seriously creepy as gently caress in that role!!!

The best acting comes from just being yourself

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
She’s my girlfriend

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
trinity definitely had a purpose in 2 and 3, she had to be there to stand around with other people and look at each other with their mouths half open while wearing sunglasses while a rave and a bunch of other dumbass poo poo happened in slow motion in the background before the entire thing slammed to a crashing halt like five hours later

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
*bass heavy heist music*

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


grandma????

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


yeah I eat rear end posted:

Kate Beckinsale was the hotter version of movie girl in skintight clothes in underworld.

I want to counter with Jessica Alba in dark angel but I guess that's technically TV girl. I'd do any and all of them though, so ranking them doesn't have that much meaning

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
She was definitely more attractive out of the matrix than in it, though.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Madness
Jan 23, 2007


Blue Train posted:

The best acting comes from just being yourself

Yeah seriously, also he writes and narrates children's books making the creep factor even higher.

  • Locked thread