Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Dolphins include 10m long, 10t Orcas, those guys are just not built for working at the 28mm scale.

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SiKboy: Oct 28, 2007; Oh no!😱

Do we know if those are on a 28 mm scale? We should probably ask how big they are.

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Well 10 or 15mm would just be silly.

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bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

Philthy posted:

This is my favorite thing on the internet today,and loving modern art masterpiece.

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Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

waah posted:

When Mr. PoPo is your favorite DBZ character and you see nothing wrong with painting humans like him.

tbf, Popo is pretty great. The Abridged version at least.

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Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Manuel Calavera posted:

tbf, Popo is pretty great. The Abridged version at least.

All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle.

Manuel. I need you to tell me I can leave the thread whenever I want.

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Ghost of Babyhead: Jun 28, 2008; Grimey Drawer

bulletsponge13 posted:

This is my favorite thing on the internet today,and loving modern art masterpiece.

I like the attention paid to getting the gaiters right.

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CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Frobbe: Jan 19, 2007; Calm Down

When the new snake kits were released i started a countdown until someone put a spacemarine on them. here we go! (Emperor's Children Terminator)

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Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Screaming Idiot posted:

All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle.

Manuel. I need you to tell me I can leave the thread whenever I want.

Screaming Idiot, you can leave the ~~Lookout~~thread whenever you want.

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Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

Frobbe posted:

When the new snake kits were released i started a countdown until someone put a spacemarine on them. here we go! (Emperor's Children Terminator)

The next one had better be a bare-chested space marine wearing Terminator pants.

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Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

Philthy posted:

I hope these are life size sculptures, the kind you�d see in front of a small town community bank or local library.

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Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Frobbe posted:

When the new snake kits were released i started a countdown until someone put a spacemarine on them. here we go! (Emperor's Children Terminator)

Wrong thread.

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Frobbe: Jan 19, 2007; Calm Down

Does bad official art also count?

This T'au dude needs to lay off the rations, he'll be dead before he's 20!

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HebrewMagic: Jul 19, 2012; Police Assault In Progress

For the Greater Food

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Renfield: Feb 29, 2008

Frobbe posted:

Does bad official art also count?

No -that's what this thread is for !

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3694065

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Living Image: Apr 24, 2010; HORSE'S ASS

Frobbe posted:

Does bad official art also count?

This T'au dude needs to lay off the rations, he'll be dead before he's 20!

Just trying to create art which more closely resembles the fanbase

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Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

gravy caste

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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Frobbe posted:

When the new snake kits were released i started a countdown until someone put a spacemarine on them. here we go! (Emperor's Children Terminator)

What snake kits?

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Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Synthbuttrange posted:

What snake kits?

The new tittyaelves from AoS

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SteelMentor: Oct 15, 2012; TOXIC

Synthbuttrange posted:

What snake kits?

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Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

SteelMentor posted:

These are rad as hell

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Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

Synthbuttrange posted:

What snake tits?

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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Ugh at the snake bows not having snake arrows. You could have coordinated all this!

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Frobbe posted:

Does bad official art also count?

This T'au dude needs to lay off the rations, he'll be dead before he's 20!

He appears to have a Liefeld chest.

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Groetgaffel: Oct 30, 2011; Groetgaffel smacked the living shit out of himself doing 297 points of damage.

goatface posted:

He appears to have a Liefeld chest.

And his ~~feet~~ hooves are out of frame as well....

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Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

SteelMentor posted:

I'm the random heart that a titty snake lady decided to bring to class show and tell.

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SteelMentor: Oct 15, 2012; TOXIC

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I'm the random heart that a titty snake lady decided to bring to class show and tell.

Unfortunately she's being shown up by the arrow titty snakes bringing entire garlands of hearts to show and tell.

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Moola: Aug 16, 2006

im the tabard what looks like a snake tongue

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Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 13 days!

I'm the pet dragon that the lead arrow titty snake lady has wrapped around her arm (and that she looks on the verge of just throwing across the room)

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Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Philthy posted:

Oh no oh dear

where are these coming from?

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Thanqol: Feb 15, 2012; because our character has the 'poet' trait, this update shall be told in the format of a rap battle.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Oh no oh dear

where are these coming from?

If we knew we'd gorge ourselves and ruin the steady drumbeat of magnificence.

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Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Philthy posted:

I fail to see the problem here. For all we know this is how the Salamanders dress on their off days. I'm a little sad that he forgot the red eyes though.

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HebrewMagic: Jul 19, 2012; Police Assault In Progress

I've never seen a model face so accurately read "can you believe this poo poo"

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starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

I'm assuming this is someone who didn't start painting until they were over 80

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NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

1/72 or 1/35 display figures, enamel paint, I'm betting on these being older figures painted before there was easy access to the internet for tutorials and supplies, and when there was only that one model store in town - testors or humbrol, both a bitch to paint with for beginners.

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