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Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

The New York Times posted:

Correction: March 6, 2018

Because of an editing error involving a satirical text-swapping web browser
extension, an earlier version of this article misquoted a passage from an article by
the Times reporter Jim Tankersley. The sentence referred to America’s narrowing
trade deficit during “the Great Recession,” not during “the Time of Shedding and
Cold Rocks.” (Pro tip: Disable your “Millennials to Snake People” extension when
copying and pasting.)

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Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan
Back to Frankenstein's Monster for a second.

White Wolf released a rule book for these types of beings called Prometheus: The Created.
No matter how smart or beloved or beautiful the created are, eventually the people around them go crazy and try to murder them. People can just tell that something is "off" as a game mechanic.
It's a really neat system to be quite honest.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Aleph Null posted:

Back to Frankenstein's Monster for a second.

White Wolf released a rule book for these types of beings called Prometheus: The Created.
No matter how smart or beloved or beautiful the created are, eventually the people around them go crazy and try to murder them. People can just tell that something is "off" as a game mechanic.
It's a really neat system to be quite honest.

The nWoD was really good.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Should have left it as it was.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/972296370899087362

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/972198510668984320

Edit:

https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/972338931294527488

Guess the source.

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 06:28 on Mar 10, 2018

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Aleph Null posted:

Back to Frankenstein's Monster for a second.

White Wolf released a rule book for these types of beings called Prometheus: The Created.
No matter how smart or beloved or beautiful the created are, eventually the people around them go crazy and try to murder them. People can just tell that something is "off" as a game mechanic.
It's a really neat system to be quite honest.

As a Flesh-Golem American, I find this deeply disturbing.


And accurate.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

This so-called journalist missed an opportunity for a tremendous title, like a dog!

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

She should, if nothing else, be proud of her status as holder of the world's whitest name.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy



quote:

“When I do something, I go big or go home… obviously. Humor is something that gets me by, laughing, music, that day itself.”

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

That story is all kinds of messed up, do yourself a favor and don't even skim it.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

None of the articles mention whether or not her sacrifice succeeded in releasing all the dead from their graves so they could join God in Heaven, which is frankly irresponsible journalism.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Tipsywitch78/status/972227990754070528

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Not sure how one becomes a poo expert but hello new academic goal

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Poo expert posted:

"It could make you feel bloated and experience tummy pains or just being generally uncomfortable."

Would it hurt your wobbly bobbly tummy?
is it a boo boo your nice doctor man can't take away and give you a lolly after?:baby:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

jojoinnit posted:

Not sure how one becomes a poo expert but hello new academic goal



http://www.pcsg.org.uk/committee-members/

quote:

Dr Patricia Macnair works as a Specialty Doctor in Medicine for the Elderly at The Royal Surrey County Hospital, Guildford and it’s associated Community Rehabilitation Hospital in Milford, Surrey
Primary Care Society for Gastroenterology

quote:

Gastrointestinal and digestive disorders account for one in ten consultations in primary care and the same proportion of referrals to specialists. The costs of investigations and prescribing for gastrointestinal complaints are considerable. Decisions about commissioning and clinical governance in gastroenterology require primary care input and national policy in gastroenterology also needs to be informed by GPs and their community based colleagues. The PCSG is ideally placed to provide educational resources, advice and support through consultation with committee members and dialogue with our large and experienced membership.

Since our launch in 1985, the Society has forged strong links with several organisations both nationally and internationally. Bodies such as the British Society of Gastroenterology, the Royal College of Physicians, NICE, and the RCGP all consult us regularly on gastroenterological subjects so that policies and guidelines can be influenced by primary care.

We also represent GPs who carry out endoscopy in both primary and secondary care settings and on JAG, and we are developing processes of our own to support appraisal, revalidation and accreditation.

Our committee and the PCSG membership are strongly placed to offer advice to colleagues and our industry. Our mission is to promote primary care gastroenterology. We believe that education, clinical excellence and research are essential and the opportunities to contribute to health care immense.

aka 'poo expert' from the 'poo expert club'

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:britain:I salute the Primary Care Society for Gastroenterology, it's a dirty (and smelly) work but someone has to do it. :patriot:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I mean, what do you want, no one to know what to do when your rear end goes wrong?

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
I've heard the Arschersetzer can help you with that.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


He only works on the buttocks and leaves the anus to the specialists.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Shai-Hulud posted:

I've heard the Arschersetzer can help you with that.

Welp. Gotta go listen to that, now.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


I have no idea whether this is true or a parody.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Say Nothing posted:



I have no idea whether this is true or a parody.

The dude could cut an album in a studio and play every instrument and probably a bunch of the engineering work as well.

Wasn’t the first Foo Fighter’s album (or demo, i can’t remember) basically just Dave doing everything?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Say Nothing posted:



I have no idea whether this is true or a parody.

The Hard Times is satire

Proteus Jones posted:

The dude could cut an album in a studio and play every instrument and probably a bunch of the engineering work as well.

Wasn’t the first Foo Fighter’s album (or demo, i can’t remember) basically just Dave doing everything?

Yes. There's also Probot, which is him on all instruments plus various metal vocalists who he wrote songs for.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Proteus Jones posted:

The dude could cut an album in a studio and play every instrument and probably a bunch of the engineering work as well.

Wasn’t the first Foo Fighter’s album (or demo, i can’t remember) basically just Dave doing everything?

First demo. Except for one guitar part, the entire demo was himself and he completed a whole album of 15 songs in 5 days. The guy's basically an unstoppable music juggernaut who only kept his talents a secret because he was intimidated by Kurt Cobain's skills.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


The Hard Times is satire.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
If you play guitar long enough you learn how to play drums and vice versa. It is known.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


GWBBQ posted:

The Hard Times is satire.

But it's occasionally difficult to remember that.

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer

chitoryu12 posted:

First demo. Except for one guitar part, the entire demo was himself and he completed a whole album of 15 songs in 5 days. The guy's basically an unstoppable music juggernaut who only kept his talents a secret because he was intimidated by Kurt Cobain's skills.

It's crazy to think that yeah, it's basically a demo, but most of it got packaged as the official debut album and was certified platinum seven months later.

e: It's a shame about his whole AIDS denial conspiracy nut nonsense, though.

Farmdizzle has a new favorite as of 10:58 on Mar 13, 2018

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Every celebrity you think is cool, there's always something like that. Fame rots your brain.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

ultrafilter posted:

But it's occasionally difficult to remember that.

"May you live in interesting times" is meant as a curse, after all.

Barry Bluejeans has a new favorite as of 13:22 on Mar 13, 2018

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Farmdizzle posted:

It's crazy to think that yeah, it's basically a demo, but most of it got packaged as the official debut album and was certified platinum seven months later.

e: It's a shame about his whole AIDS denial conspiracy nut nonsense, though.

That’s Nate Mendel’s doing, which also reflects poorly on Sunny Day Real Estate.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Henchman of Santa posted:

That’s Nate Mendel’s doing, which also reflects poorly on Sunny Day Real Estate.

Aww drat :(

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Proteus Jones posted:

The dude could cut an album in a studio and play every instrument and probably a bunch of the engineering work as well.

Wasn’t the first Foo Fighter’s album (or demo, i can’t remember) basically just Dave doing everything?

Prince was like that, where aside from things like female vocals, he played everything on his studio albums, and his bands were just there to keep up on stage.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Farmdizzle posted:

It's crazy to think that yeah, it's basically a demo, but most of it got packaged as the official debut album and was certified platinum seven months later.

e: It's a shame about his whole AIDS denial conspiracy nut nonsense, though.

I don't think he does that any more. Not sure, though.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/973719736730177536

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/973646996220403712?s=19

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





I guess NASA isn't sexy enough? Too much science, not enough pewpew?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Watch trump start a loving spacy.

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