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802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no
I just wanna say, thanks for sharing your stories bajaj.

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Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

webmeister posted:

Rong by name, Wrong by nature
I don't know if I have posted this, maybe I did, but I have known at least 10 people with "Rong" in their name (men and women, and it seems more common in people from Hunan, where I am automatically suspicious of most Hunanese), and every one of them was what you just said. It's as if there was some weird word association that altered reality to make them insufferable or just "wrong" with their social skills or attitudes. I've "dated" a few Rongs and each one was especially prone to crashing and burning, and several of my old "LOL, I had a bad weekend" stories I have posted featured Rongs though I gave them dumb nicknames. My personal anecdotal sample size of all Rongs didn't make any rights.

802.11weed posted:

I just wanna say, thanks for sharing your stories bajaj.
Papa bless.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Nominative determinism strikes again

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice
The parliament rubber stamped the 2 term limit so its official.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!


I never put R Guyovich down as being in a UK timezone.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/strategyrick/status/972896517181894656

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Good news Haier

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

amazing

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty
I have a by-proxy story for the thread:

I was recently in a week-long class for a complicated piece of medical equipment (Fluoroscopy C-Arm) taught by a guy who's been doing this a long time and flies all over the world. He recounted two fantastic China.txt stories for us.

The first was after administering another week-long class for Chinese mainlanders. At the end of the class, he gives a fairly substantial test that was honestly pretty difficult. Something like 50% of his class had obviously cheated, and he failed them. Riding the train from one city to the next to catch a plane, they call him and demand he returns to re-adminster a new test. They cheated again.

The second one was on-site training with a new installation in a huge new hospital. The hospital had bought two room-size versions of this same sort of equipment, the kind they use for heart catheterization and things like that. They install the first room, but the second just isn't talked about. After a while, a hospital admin gives them a tour and they stumble into a room where some technicians are busily disassembling the second piece of equipment in a giant open room, parts laid out on the floor as they slowly and methodically reverse-engineer it from the ground up.

This instructor is like 60+ years old, white, and Mormon. I'm sure he had a lovely time in China.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



robotsinmyhead posted:

The second one was on-site training with a new installation in a huge new hospital. The hospital had bought two room-size versions of this same sort of equipment, the kind they use for heart catheterization and things like that. They install the first room, but the second just isn't talked about. After a while, a hospital admin gives them a tour and they stumble into a room where some technicians are busily disassembling the second piece of equipment in a giant open room, parts laid out on the floor as they slowly and methodically reverse-engineer it from the ground up.

The clone will be made of the finest melted-down cans and farming implements, but they'll forget to leave off the original manufacturer's name on some of the molds. When chabuduo tolerances and terrible bearings kill enough citizens (important Party members get treated with the Western version), the Chinese government will magnanimously sell them to various African nations.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
https://twitter.com/paulmidler/status/973239472354545665

Pokemon OH SNAP!
Oct 17, 2004

robotsinmyhead posted:

The second one was on-site training with a new installation in a huge new hospital. The hospital had bought two room-size versions of this same sort of equipment, the kind they use for heart catheterization and things like that. They install the first room, but the second just isn't talked about. After a while, a hospital admin gives them a tour and they stumble into a room where some technicians are busily disassembling the second piece of equipment in a giant open room, parts laid out on the floor as they slowly and methodically reverse-engineer it from the ground up.

I work for a company that has a huge presence in China. Due to Chinese law our operations in China are a separate company that is 51% owned by us and 49% owned by a PRC government development corporation. We're under very specific instructions to only send the minimum amount of information required to satisfy their needs and empowered to question or refuse any request we feel is unreasonable. When they come here they're sequestered in a mostly empty building and are required to be escorted anywhere even marginally interesting. Despite all this copies of our stuff pop up all over the place and classified information shared with them regularly ends up spread around our Chinese competitors hours after it's shared with them. It's a huge problem and we really can't do anything about it because they're an incredibly important market and the government can just shut us down anytime they want if we piss them off.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

All the >6 figgies medical devices companies I've interacted with have all the smarts hidden away in the software. Like it's cool that you repro the device, but interpreting the output stream takes actual engineering. The solar industry is a v good example of what happens when you delocalize reproducible manufacturing IP. All the "western" companies still in business make money on the integration and middleware.

evil_bunnY fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Mar 12, 2018

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
I was telling my wife how we are going to have to teach our son all this complicated etiquette stuff and go through all these instances of him being rude on his way to learning. I brought up how we'll have to teach him not to stare, and told her how when I was little I would stare at people with one arm or in wheelchairs, and how my Mom had to embarrassingly hiss to me to stop staring and it's not polite etc.

I mentioned, "I guess you don't get taught that in China," almost as a joke.

She responded (not joking) "In China the mom would point to the person and say 'Look! Look! That person only has one arm' and encourage the kid to stare"

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
drat even the factory laborers I work with aren’t that bad

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es
wtf is it with east asians and staring?
do the japanese stare?

Lupin
Feb 21, 2007

ladron posted:

wtf is it with east asians and staring?
do the japanese stare?

I've never noticed any staring, but multiple people have told me that I get stared at all the time in Japan (tall whitey).
They definitely don't do the classic Chinese gaping jaw thing at people missing limbs though.
They're far too socially aware for that

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


someone post the video of the guy buying gas and getting gawked at

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011
People mostly ignore you in Tokyo and that’s the way I like it. When people talk about how people in Osaka are more friendly and will just talk to you on the street I’m like “Wait, you WANT strangers to talk to you unprompted?”

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

“A torture for the eyes”: Chinese moviegoers think Black Panther is just too black

quote:

“Maybe the Chinese are still not used to a film full of black people,” wrote one reviewer on Douban (link in Chinese). The commenter said he had to pinch himself more than 10 times to stay awake during the movie because “Black Panther is black, all the major characters are black, a lot of scenes are black, the car-chasing scene is black—the blackness has really made me drowsy.”

Another reviewer who came into the theater late made a similar observation: “When I entered the theater, a bunch of black people was fighting in the night… I’ve never been in a theater so dark that I couldn’t find my seat.”

Someone else said the experience was worse in 3D (link in Chinese): “The film is filled with black actors and actresses. Also, because the film’s colors are a bit dark, it’s nearly a torture for the eyes to watch the film’s 3D version in the theater.”

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
rofl

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008
Western media had two kinds of China coverage: Bad China and Weird China. The truth is though that as much as they're authoritarian bastards and Xi Jinping has declared himself president for life, they're still leaving us in the dust. This is because they recognize Facts > Feelings

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
Except the dust they're leaving is full of heavy metals and industrial solvents and instead of us they're leaving themselves in it.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

LimburgLimbo posted:

Western media had two kinds of China coverage: Bad China and Weird China. The truth is though that as much as they're authoritarian bastards and Xi Jinping has declared himself president for life, they're still leaving us in the dust. This is because they recognize Facts > Feelings

lol

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
All is as it should be.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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LimburgLimbo posted:

Western media had two kinds of China coverage: Bad China and Weird China. The truth is though that as much as they're authoritarian bastards and Xi Jinping has declared himself president for life, they're still leaving us in the dust. This is because they recognize Facts > Feelings

yeah doubling down on authoritarian control complete with nationalist personality cults really shows how confident china is about its future lmao

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
I've been in this thread long enough to know that he's quoting a Reddit post and not providing a link.

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

MetaJew posted:

I've been in this thread long enough to know that he's quoting a Reddit post and not providing a link.
I just read that quote on the frontpage r/futurology discussion. That sub gargles China's balls so hard it's incredible. Obviously the future of the world and technology is in China's powerful, beautifully sculpted hand.

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

Fojar38 posted:

yeah doubling down on authoritarian control complete with nationalist personality cults really shows how confident china is about its future lmao

Lul, a majority of academic fields are being overtaken or have been overtaken by China. It is a done deal, and the US is wavering. But saying China still lags behind is widely untrue and displays a lack of understanding of Chinese research which has lead the world for a few years now. The US is no longer the military or scientific power of the world (and I could cry happy tears)

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
my wife found this thread where chinese people in the US fo home and find how theirmparents have decorated the house in their absence. some AMAZING photos in there, check it out

http://www.mitbbs.org/article_t/Living/33766011.html

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

What will China invent once there's no more inventions to steal from other people?

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart




angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart












last one is parents installed a toilet in his closet

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Crosspost! !

Edit: I attached it to the post so it can't be removed, please enjoy twice!

Ceiling nips isn't China, but always loltastic.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ3JnxkZxJg

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

angel opportunity posted:













last one is parents installed a toilet in his closet

Exactly the stuff that I would have picked. Bravo. The wooden throne for the toilet looks like it makes wiping your rear end a hard task.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


angel opportunity posted:

my wife found this thread where chinese people in the US fo home and find how theirmparents have decorated the house in their absence. some AMAZING photos in there, check it out

http://www.mitbbs.org/article_t/Living/33766011.html

:laffo: at the people who spent good money for a chabuduo re-creation of the ceiling of the Great Hall of the People in their living room.

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Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
yo bajaj, with that weird drugged out thai chick that showed up high - or on the tail of a high - on meth you shouldn't have been weirded out by it and chased her off, you should have invited her to shower with you so you can clean her up, get that bloody pad and vagina cleaned up, and the possible feces smears on her body, and then you could have sex with a freshly cleaned meth'd out thai chick with little self-awareness, you could probably put a baby in her and she wouldn't have minded. then you never meet her again.

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