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this is possibly the most roundabout way in the world to discover youre into kink e: also 00000000000000000000000000000000000000001 makes this scene look pretty pimp with those $$$ signs i mean, the ground literally being made of money also has that effect, but every bit helps Tollymain fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Mar 10, 2018 |
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Still no one mourns for the book, stabbed right in the eye.
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I think the part I like best is how blasé 0000001 looks about the how thing. A bedraggled murderer comes in, pursued by a crazy blue devil and then they shortly after end up making out on on a gold pile after one of them gets torn open and she's all 'Right. Getting rid of some idiots now.'
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Pureauthor posted:I think the part I like best is how blasé 0000001 looks about the how thing. K6BD is story about the thanklessness of eldercare
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Mar 10, 2018 18:52
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"Right then, that's enough of that nonsense."
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Oxxidation posted:"Right then, that's enough of that nonsense." "Why is it always bloody Tuesday that this happens?"
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Mar 11, 2018 01:02
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Look here this all getting far too silly. Now when I say "cut!" we're going to have a proper fight scene with no kissing, singing, carrying on or bleedin' tea cups
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Mar 11, 2018 01:05
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maybe that weapon is for kissing
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Kiss my axe.
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 what the gently caress!? Why would- I just... Oh wowAlthough I guess it sort of makes sense, in that if you break it down "anarcho-capitalist" could be read as "I own myself"
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Mar 11, 2018 08:59
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a modern classic
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One, First of the Count [-------------------------------------------------------------] E: And getting beat up gave Allison some really Radical eyeliner. Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Mar 11, 2018 |
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Mar 11, 2018 18:13
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Renaissance Robot posted:
definitely some self-owning going on in that picture
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Mar 11, 2018 23:16
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I think the Zoss = Zaid with time travel hypothesis actually makes some sense; Jadis/the demiurges could've correctly identified him as A Conquering King (but not the Conquering King currently relevant) and it would sort of explain how Zoss broke/continues to break all the rules (stable time loops and different versions of himself running around), why he knew it was Allison and gave her the key, and why he's bothering to take such a roundabout and indirect route of overthrowing the demiurges and ushering in the successor despite already being by far the most powerful/knowledgeable character in the comic (have to obey your time loops).
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Hiveminded posted:I think the Zoss = Zaid with time travel hypothesis actually makes some sense; Jadis/the demiurges could've correctly identified him as A Conquering King (but not the Conquering King currently relevant) and it would sort of explain how Zoss broke/continues to break all the rules (stable time loops and different versions of himself running around), why he knew it was Allison and gave her the key, and why he's bothering to take such a roundabout and indirect route of overthrowing the demiurges and ushering in the successor despite already being by far the most powerful/knowledgeable character in the comic (have to obey your time loops). Does not explain how he doesn't seem to know how to speak English at the beginning.
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Bilirubin posted:Does not explain how he doesn't seem to know how to speak English at the beginning. counterpoint: Making past-you and past-friend freak out more by speaking in alienese is fun, especially when you know you're about to die to angel dicks.
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Mar 12, 2018 15:32
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I thought they didn't have dicks! this is so confusing
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Mar 12, 2018 15:34
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its also reasonable to assume he might have lost english, on account of having a devil or whatever translate every language for him for the last ten billion years/no one else speaking english
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He keeps calling Allison "Alice" which would be weird if it was Zaid but I guess not inexplicable
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Every universe has a Zoss/Zaid who is destined to conquer the multiverse. Allison's was just too big of a poo poo person so Zoss picked her instead.
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Zoss has been locked in a cycle of death and rebirth, creation and destruction without beginning or end. This comic is about the cycle where, instead of plunging the key into the forehead of his next incarnation, he thinks for a moment, gets decapitated by an angel, and then decides, "eh, screw it, let's see what happens" and plunges the key into Allison's forehead instead.
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I'd be really disappointed if Zoss is Zaid from the future, can't help but feel it'd be contrived
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Mar 12, 2018 19:11
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Zoss is Zaid from the past. Having conquered the universe, he discovered that the true life well lived is that of the college dude
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ThaumPenguin posted:I'd be really disappointed if Zoss is Zaid from the future, can't help but feel it'd be contrived Agreed. Also adds too much predestination to a story that's most interesting when it's about a spectacular series of fuckups.
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Mar 12, 2018 19:41
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Zoss is Allison pulling the most incredible of pranks on her past self
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Mar 12, 2018 19:41
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Zaid is Zoss because everyone is YISUN
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Zoss is a guy completely separate from Zaid and he accidentally put the key in Allison, because this makes for a more interesting story.
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Who What Now posted:Zoss is a guy completely separate from Zaid and he accidentally put the key in Allison, because this makes for a more interesting story. 
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Zaid is kind of a creep.
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Who What Now posted:Zoss is a guy completely separate from Zaid and he accidentally put the key in Allison, because this makes for a more interesting story. it wasn't an accident, or at least Zoss's ghost that keeps hanging around coaching her on taking over the throne sure doesn't seem to think so
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:it wasn't an accident, or at least Zoss's ghost that keeps hanging around coaching her on taking over the throne sure doesn't seem to think so I see that you've never made a mistake and had to pretend you meant it all along. Or he meant it, but isn't Zaid. point is, him being Zaid would be lame.
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Royalty is when your mistakes and your intention cannot be separated.
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Mar 12, 2018 20:55
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All hail Bob Ross, King of Creation
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Renaissance Robot posted:All hail Bob Ross, King of Creation
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I was going to say that Royalty was indistinguishable from being a furious dumbass but maybe Bob Ross stands as proof that it's possible to be Doing It Right.
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Renaissance Robot posted:All hail Bob Ross, King of Creation Just gonna make some happy little cuts. There we go. Just cut away everything until we're left with a tree. You see? Just happy little cuts.
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Maybe the who wasn't important. Maybe all Zoss needed was someone, anyone, from a world untainted by Throne.
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One of the big themes is that being an immensely powerful conqueror doesn't mean you're going to be a good leader that makes good decisions. That's why I'm pretty sure that Zoss literally just handed the key to the first person he could and is trying to pretend like this was entirely intentional and Allison is the only candidate to be the Rising King.
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Malpais Legate posted:That's why I'm pretty sure that Zoss literally just handed the key to the first person he could and is trying to pretend like this was entirely intentional and Allison is the only candidate to be the Rising King. "Look, I was only in your universe so I could pick up some In-n-Out Burger, and I was just about to open into my animal style fries when I was ambushed by riders. I saw they had me flanked, so it was either your apartment or I could try and take Gayley down to Wilshire, but that means crossing Sepulveda, and I'd rather cut my own loving head off than try to cross Sepulveda at this time of day, so here we are."
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