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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I'm surprised there isn't a supercut of Jimmy's insulting introductions for Jon online.

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/BBC/status/972381291143249920

https://twitter.com/goodhairperson/status/650342543499108352



https://twitter.com/Skelly401/status/971468701525532672

https://twitter.com/DavidB1996/status/968825939672039424

https://twitter.com/Hamdttitude/status/972448530513186816



https://twitter.com/meladoodle/status/973307423103492096



https://twitter.com/asta_fish/status/973250202541936641

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Do they plan all the moon missions so the Earth is the same distance from the moon? Could another ship have gone less distance around the moon but still be farther from Ohio?


Planning when to launch to the moon is very complicated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xYbkxM2xKw

Van Dis
Jun 19, 2004

dumb. posted:

Half a goddamn hour!? How massive are these spaceman turds?

Takes me 5 minutes max.

If you want to develop an appreciation of the difficulties of pooping in space, or as much as you can without going into space yourself, pick up Mary Roach's Packing for Mars, which dedicates an entire chapter to the problem. Some of the funniest non-fiction I've ever read in my life. The whole book is great.

edit The long and short of it is that pooping and other bodily functions in low gravity are EXTREMELY complicated

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


That time of year again? 2018 is flying by....

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/HanaMichels/status/973259324037283840

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I'm getting Poe's Law'd hard over here.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

An AR-15 ring operating out of my learning hole?!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Mammal Sauce posted:

That time of year again? 2018 is flying by....



I love those threads.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:laffo:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Van Dis posted:

If you want to develop an appreciation of the difficulties of pooping in space, or as much as you can without going into space yourself, pick up Mary Roach's Packing for Mars, which dedicates an entire chapter to the problem. Some of the funniest non-fiction I've ever read in my life. The whole book is great.

edit The long and short of it is that pooping and other bodily functions in low gravity are EXTREMELY complicated

Frank Borman and Jim Lovell spent 14 days on Gemini 7. The Gemini capsules had room for only two occupants and it wasn't the same kind of "float around" room they got on Apollo (and even that was tiny). Both men were basically strapped to a small seat. Pic for reference:



Borman was reportedly so uncomfortable with making GBS threads in that tiny cockpit right by Lovell's face that he held out until late in the mission before he could control himself no longer. And to top it off, Gemini 6 was sent up to meet them in orbit at the end of the mission. Tired and poopy Army man Borman was greeted by this view:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Make the top a star shape and you get the future Liberals want.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

TotalLossBrain posted:

Frank Borman and Jim Lovell spent 14 days on Gemini 7. The Gemini capsules had room for only two occupants and it wasn't the same kind of "float around" room they got on Apollo (and even that was tiny).

Space flight without any of the floating around would just be the worst sub-economy long haul flight experience ever. Great views, maybe, if your window was any good.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Sometimes I get cramps or whatever and basically have a panic attack if I can't stretch. I am uncomfortable just thinking about it being strapped in like that

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Gay Horney posted:

Sometimes I get cramps or whatever and basically have a panic attack if I can't stretch. I am uncomfortable just thinking about it being strapped in like that

two weeks

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Do they plan all the moon missions so the Earth is the same distance from the moon? Could another ship have gone less distance around the moon but still be farther from Ohio?

Somebody already posted the really good launch planning window, but the basic answer to this is no. The eccentricity of the moon's orbit is super low, the orbit is basically a circle, meaning your distance from Earth doesn't change much at all no matter when you go.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/mrfeelswildride/status/973288876570587137

Tork Monkee 4 Life
Feb 4, 2009

BigPoot posted:

New Pet Shop Boys live show looking dope.

:science: That picture has been used on Information Society’s “hello_world” album.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_World_(Information_Society_album)


Not funny, just erm....information.

As you were.

Tork Monkee 4 Life has a new favorite as of 10:11 on Mar 13, 2018

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Frankie B was way too busy doing politics, advancing science, and having sex with all his friend's wives to waste time with subpar pornography :colbert:

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.
Dude wrote an entire book on how older ladies are the best side bitches. When you get more rear end than a colonic clinic you don't need hentai.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

DontMockMySmock posted:

Frankie B was way too busy doing politics, advancing science, and having sex with all his friend's wives mothers to waste time with subpar pornography :colbert:

Benny "Trig Discipline" Franklin

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Oh hey guys he found one. Good job guy!

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Benny "Trig Discipline" Franklin

ew gross i don't do politics

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/nfXGs9J.mp4

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Birds were God's avant-garde period.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I believe the proper response to such an image is "nutted but she still sucking"

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

This reads like something generated by a neural network trained on Tumblr posts.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Sounds like an adventure!

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Rysithusiku posted:

Dude wrote an entire book on how older ladies are the best side bitches. When you get more rear end than a colonic clinic you don't need hentai.

He's right too, older women don't play bullshit games like younger ladies do, they get right to the point about their intentions :pervert:

Source: me, part time cougar enthusiast

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BOOTY-ADE posted:

He's right too, older women don't play bullshit games like younger ladies do, they get right to the point about their intentions :pervert:

Source: me, part time cougar enthusiast

How much more to the point can you get than the normal process of
1) Grabs dude's dick
2) Asks them "do you like Sonic Youth?"
:confused:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

DontMockMySmock posted:

Frankie B was way too busy doing politics, advancing science, and having sex with all his friend's wives to waste time with subpar pornography :colbert:

Rysithusiku posted:

Dude wrote an entire book on how older ladies are the best side bitches. When you get more rear end than a colonic clinic you don't need hentai.

IIRC it's true that Ben Franklin liked to hang out in French brothels, but he was actually more of a kindly old grandpa that the prostitutes doted on and tucked in his lap blanket when he fell asleep in the rocker by the fireplace. Then he would wake up, eat some soup, and write letters home about how he totally slayed that sweet french pussy.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



It's like when you beat a legend of zelda boss.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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