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I've been reading this thread on like a 4 month lag because I can't keep up, and I gotta say it really takes the steam out of all the "world is ending/being invaded a week from now" confessions.
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The Butcher posted:I've been reading this thread on like a 4 month lag because I can't keep up, and I gotta say it really takes the steam out of all the "world is ending/being invaded a week from now" confessions. still waitin for my East Coast impotence~~~ quote:This is not about me being suicidal, but a friend who was to the point I called the police on him. Honestly it sounds like he's going through some rough poo poo but you can't save everyone and sometimes it's not worth the energy to try. At least his family cares about him and is aware of his problems; if you need a break from him I think at this point you can take one without guilt. quote:Hi all, shut-in goonette here. I was honestly surprised and genuinely touched at the sincere advice given by you all. Glad you're doing better (I still stand by my advice though )
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 13:57 |
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Another happy ending, courtesy of the anonymous confessions thread I don't believe it's real but I appreciate some goon took the time to make the rest of us feel like we accomplished something
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 14:11 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Another happy ending, courtesy of the anonymous confessions thread The proper fake response would be "since hearing the thread's advice I have become an officer in the largest FC on the Balmung server and primarily raid as an Astrologian with Dark Knight as my secondary job"
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 14:17 |
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loquacius posted:The proper fake response would be "since hearing the thread's advice I have become an officer in the largest FC on the Balmung server and primarily raid as an Astrologian with Dark Knight as my secondary job" Do you see the poopsock as being half-empty or half-full?
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 14:19 |
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Good job lonely goon!
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 14:32 |
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Somebody is butthurt that his attention seeking suicide threats caused a negative consequence
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 18:21 |
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You should always make a call to emergency services when someone makes a suicide threat. If they’re serious, there’s still a chance they can be saved. If they’re seeking attention, there’s a good chance that the trouble their little play causes them will make them not pull this poo poo again. If they’re black, the police will likely suicide them as they wanted. Contrast that with what happens if you don’t call. If they were serious, your friend is dead and you did nothing. Everyone will blame you for their death because you sat on your hands when it cost you nothing to send help, you selfish prick. If they were full of poo poo, they will do it again. Congratulations, you earned yourself a lifetime of 3AM drunken phone calls and suicide threats. If they were black, well, they’re still black, so you haven’t even helped with that. So, whatever happens, it’s overwhelmingly better outcomes calling than not calling.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 18:53 |
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I wouldn't have expected it but had that happen in my circle of friends around Christmas as well. I woke up to a message that said "take care of my girls" which I had missed because I was ill and asleep when it came late at night. That poo poo sent me in panic mode and believe me I was super glad somebody else who also got the message called the cops stat. Said friend is ok, realized what he did and is getting the help he needs. But no matter what he thinks, a lot of people - myself included -are extremely grateful to the guy who decided to call the cops and tell them to break down the door and yes he would pay for it. Long story short: when in doubt call the cops on suicidal friends.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 19:08 |
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Anytime anyone calls to say goodbye or suggests suicide it's a cry for help. The couple of my friends that actually killed themselves didn't say word one to anybody and just wrote a note before killing themselves. I actually kicked a door in once to drag one of my roommates out of our fume filled garage. He walked past like 4 of us in the living room and then stuffed towels under the locked door to the garage (he moved a heavy tool bench in front of it too) and left his car running. The only reason any of us knew he was still in there and didn't leave was because one of our friends went out for a cigarette and heard his car was still running. Dude was sitting in there for like an hour. I got light headed just going in and he threw up immediately when we got him into the air. He's a homeless drug addict now and lives on the Blue Line, so we kind of joke that me saving him ruined his life.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 19:23 |
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i had an ex who would do the suicide threat thing. always call the cops or else you're trapped and it's hell. my ex who texted me pics of her self harming on her arms/wrists after i dumped her (back when picture messages were new and unique so all the adults involved probably overreacted a bit since it seemed so crazy) i called her mom since i was young had no clue how to handle it and and it turned into a whole thing, apparently her new bf who was her former babysitter turned neighborhood creep and like 36 had been having sex with her and dumped her too so she started self harming so they go to the cops who are like "well uhhh it;s her word against his so " at which point the idiot pedo CALLS HER HOUSE and LEAVE A MESSAGE ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE APOLOGIZING. so they took that to the cops and they immediately got a justice boner for an open and shut case.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 19:51 |
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Solice Kirsk do you know anyone who isn't a broken mess?
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 19:57 |
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I had an extremely ridiculously attractive ex who always called me up and was cutting herself claiming she was going to suicide, I never did anything about it, she never killed herself. Instead she dumped me and hooked up with some DJ and got addicted to meth. That's my story!
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 21:11 |
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soy posted:I had an extremely ridiculously attractive ex who always called me up and was cutting herself claiming she was going to suicide, I never did anything about it, she never killed herself. Instead she dumped me and hooked up with some DJ and got addicted to meth. That's my story! i know this shouldn't make me but i read this in the rick and morty butter robot's voice
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Solice Kirsk do you know anyone who isn't a broken mess? Do you know people who aren't? If you answer yes, you might want to reconsider. We are all broken messes one way or another.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 21:16 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Solice Kirsk do you know anyone who isn't a broken mess? Yeah, but they don't have as interesting of stories.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 21:20 |
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CONFESS THINGS, GODDAMNIT. I shouldn’t be so attached to this thread.
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# ? Mar 12, 2018 08:26 |
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burial posted:CONFESS THINGS, GODDAMNIT. Don't worry, I was away for the weekend but came home to some new feshes! quote:I occasionally gently caress around with a professional Santa Claus. We met a few years ago and have gotten together multiple times since. He's real fun and I like him a lot. He likes me a lot. We live in different states but he works the holidays near enough to me that I can usually go see him for a few days of fun. I'm not sure whether this is more amusing if Santa-hookup anon is a lady with daddy issues or a dude with an intense bear fetish But anyway you don't seem to be that into him to begin with, he's a seasonal Christmas-themed hookup for you, right? Maybe this isn't worth you charging into the body-odor ring. Just find a new guy who doesn't smell and ask him to put on the hat and beard a couple times every December. quote:I’ve convinced my family, who live about 1000 miles away, that I have a fiancé. As long as you don't let this lie for long enough that a visit gets built up around your imaginary girlfriend, this is an easy exit. Tell them she left you some time ago and you've been trying to build up the courage to talk about it but you're not taking it very well and ease into the other poo poo from there.
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loquacius posted:Don't worry, I was away for the weekend but came home to some new feshes! Yay! Everything is relatively OK again. quote:As long as you don't let this lie for long enough that a visit gets built up around your imaginary girlfriend, this is an easy exit. Tell them she left you some time ago and you've been trying to build up the courage to talk about it but you're not taking it very well and ease into the other poo poo from there. I’m a little curious why anon made up this lie in the first place. I hope it isn’t one of those cases of a family judging their kid/sibling by weirdly arbitrary benchmarks of “success” because that’s always sad and definitely doesn’t help anybody that’s struggling actually change poo poo. The “she left me” idea does work great here, though. It wouldn’t be the first time somebody got dumped, had a hard time dealing with the fallout, and fell into some bad habits food/exercise-wise.
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 03:51 |
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loquacius posted:
Hi I am from the past, you are lucky that the thread title hasn‘t been changed in like 300 pages mister! Ok bye see you when I caught up with 200 more pages
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 07:16 |
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I don't know what honourless p'tagh would accept therapy from a therapist that has not beaten them in battle.
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 11:34 |
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quote:I occasionally gently caress around with a professional Santa Claus. We met a few years ago and have gotten together multiple times since. He's real fun and I like him a lot. He likes me a lot. We live in different states but he works the holidays near enough to me that I can usually go see him for a few days of fun. Sounds like a yeast infection! He should get that looked at
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 11:54 |
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Side effect of all that elf pussy dudes gettin
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 12:33 |
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He does know where all the naughty girls live.
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 13:39 |
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quote:I almost feel like I have to act on these urges because the bitch therapist keeps saying I am being overly dramatic and trying to get a rise out of her. I've thought about just killing her but I want her to know she has the blood of another person on her hands for not taking me seriously. Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't therapists have to divulge if someone is planning on hurting themself/others?
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 14:40 |
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I think so. They're not like priests or something.
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 14:47 |
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If they believe you will hurt yourself or another person they have to report it or they lose their practicing credentials if it turns out to be true.
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 15:03 |
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So your therapist is calling you a pussy in a roundabout way.
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 15:07 |
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't therapists have to divulge if someone is planning on hurting themself/others? Tarasoff.
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 19:15 |
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quote:I can travel through time. Ok, I'm gonna be That Guy and point out that traveling through time but not through space wouldn't actually work because the earth is constantly hurtling through space at unimaginable speeds An interesting concept for a short story, just pointing out something you might want to address because nobody ever friggin' does quote:My confession is pretty gross so get ready for it. It's probably that, but you still need to talk to her about it anyway, I agree it's awkward but doing nothing isn't really morally defensible Think of it this way, if it was you doing it and you got caught you'd probably go to jail a social pariah
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 19:23 |
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Tell me more time travel guy.
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 19:30 |
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That second one would absolutely crush me. I’m impressed you landed on “talk to her and not have the neighbour babysit” rather than any of the more extreme options. It’s possible I just spend too much time in the r/relationships thread. Condolences.
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 19:35 |
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burial posted:That second one would absolutely crush me. I’m impressed you landed on “talk to her and not have the neighbour babysit” rather than any of the more extreme options.
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 19:36 |
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I think time travel goon should reread Slaughterhouse Five.
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 19:45 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think time travel goon should reread Slaughterhouse Five. I was actually thinking of making an "unstuck in time" reference there, but yeah as far as I remember Billy Pilgrim could only time-travel through his own life, not the distant past or far future
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 19:52 |
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I would have a documented record of all that stuff so when the divorce happens you have a better chance of keeping your kid.
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 19:52 |
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he only thinks he's time travelling, he's actually universe jumping. hence being able to land in the same place, his subconscious is placing him in his alternate self wherever it resides. seriously it's like you people never ate mushrooms and listened to a tool album before
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 19:54 |
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Well-played, sir. That really IS the answer to every problem. At least in that thread.
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 20:01 |
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Voyeur wife goon is probably the one who was actually masturbating to the video of the baby sitter.
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# ? Mar 13, 2018 20:02 |
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I tried reading the r/relationships thread, but it moves so quick no one gets to talk too long about the individual trainwrecks. It's basically like just reading the OP on reddit and then moving on to the next one.
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