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Mar 10, 2018 19:03
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moerketid posted:Is this a weird adult baby thing or is it just that horrifically creepy? I'm just going to treat it as some sort of severe form of mental illness and leave it at that
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Mar 10, 2018 19:11
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Labes for days posted:that's up there on the summit of cringe mountain, yodeling. New thread title spotted.
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Mar 10, 2018 20:10
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Mar 10, 2018 23:08
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It's the child saying "to the moon and back" that makes me cringe. I don't see a child saying that unless it has been taught and they are parroting. Kind of like my 18-m.o. nephew who says "dilly dilly" with no understanding. The whole exchange is kind of disgusting and concerning
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Mar 10, 2018 23:42
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life is killing me posted:It's the child saying "to the moon and back" that makes me cringe. I don't see a child saying that unless it has been taught and they are parroting. Kind of like my 18-m.o. nephew who says "dilly dilly" with no understanding. Might be a cultural thing but "to the moon and back" isn't that weird - there's a famous (in Australia) children's book called Guess How Much I Love You which features that phrase prominently. Burn that entire stdh to the ground, though.
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Mar 11, 2018 00:32
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Yeah, "to the moon and back" wasn't that bad because I grew up with Guess How Much I Love You too. Lol yeah I'm sure these two richass celebrities are going on a lunch date at McDonald's.
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Mar 11, 2018 03:14
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Whitlam posted:Might be a cultural thing but "to the moon and back" isn't that weird - there's a famous (in Australia) children's book called Guess How Much I Love You which features that phrase prominently. Burn that entire stdh to the ground, though. It's not the phrase itself, which I've heard before and even said. It's just the STDH expecting me to believe that a child said that. Just another STDH like all the others where the most cringe-worthy things to me are when parents want people to believe that their children say things that adults say as if the child understands what they're saying. It's just weird, "To the moon and back, I do," which doesn't reconcile with all the questions the child is supposedly asking that don't exactly tell us they'd throw that phrase in. I know, I know. It's STDH.
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Mar 11, 2018 04:26
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I think I need to send my dad a "Thanks For Not Giving Me Saccharine Quasi-Sexual Nicknames and Making Everything About How Much I 'Loved My Daddy'" card now. Does Hallmark make those?
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Mar 11, 2018 04:35
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Antivehicular posted:I think I need to send my dad a "Thanks For Not Giving Me Saccharine Quasi-Sexual Nicknames and Making Everything About How Much I 'Loved My Daddy'" card now. Does Hallmark make those? You'll have to write the first bit, but those last three words should be easy to find.
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Mar 11, 2018 06:02
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Antivehicular posted:I think I need to send my dad a "Thanks For Not Giving Me Saccharine Quasi-Sexual Nicknames and Making Everything About How Much I 'Loved My Daddy'" card now. Does Hallmark make those? You have a printer, right?
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Mar 11, 2018 06:13
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life is killing me posted:It's not the phrase itself, which I've heard before and even said. It's just the STDH expecting me to believe that a child said that. Just another STDH like all the others where the most cringe-worthy things to me are when parents want people to believe that their children say things that adults say as if the child understands what they're saying. For some reason it struck me as very anachronistic, like whoever wrote that just watched some Shirley Temple movie and was basically writing her as his daughter.
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Mar 11, 2018 07:51
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Lunch date at a random McDonald's and Beyoncé conveniently tags her sister's whole first name to her question.
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Mar 11, 2018 09:58
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Meanwhile, Beyonce writes 'some crazy woman tried to hug me when I said hello to my sister, who was standing behind her. I am never doing a public appearance at a fast food restaurant again.'
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Mar 11, 2018 10:51
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That kind of stdh was all over the place in middle/highschool. The kind where everyone knows they are full of poo poo about meeting celebrities (or having an uncle that works at nintendo on the opposite side of the social spectrum) but nobody wants to question it because they don't want to be ostracized from the group.
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Mar 11, 2018 10:58
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It was better than the one where the kid got mistaken for Michael Jackson and went on stage to perform
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Mar 11, 2018 13:13
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Antivehicular posted:I think I need to send my dad a "Thanks For Not Giving Me Saccharine Quasi-Sexual Nicknames and Making Everything About How Much I 'Loved My Daddy'" card now. Does Hallmark make those? I made my estranged father a card that said "Thanks for not pulling out." a while back for fathers day.
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Mar 11, 2018 15:14
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Oh poo poo Beyonce is broke
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Mar 11, 2018 15:55
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yeah I eat rear end posted:That kind of stdh was all over the place in middle/highschool. The kind where everyone knows they are full of poo poo about meeting celebrities (or having an uncle that works at nintendo on the opposite side of the social spectrum) but nobody wants to question it because they don't want to be ostracized from the group. Fine, Michael Jackson didn’t come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!
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Mar 11, 2018 17:16
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Don't be nasty, Bobby.
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Mar 11, 2018 17:33
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Antivehicular posted:I think I need to send my dad a "Thanks For Not Giving Me Saccharine Quasi-Sexual Nicknames and Making Everything About How Much I 'Loved My Daddy'" card now. Does Hallmark make those? The whole STDH reminded me of I Love My Daughter (But not in a creepy way) from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend https://youtu.be/HVw_J3Cnm6M
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Mar 11, 2018 17:56
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Len posted:It was better than the one where the kid got mistaken for Michael Jackson and went on stage to perform wtf? lmao. Please tell me you have a link.
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Mar 12, 2018 06:32
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Zipperelli. posted:wtf? lmao. Please tell me you have a link. 
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Mar 12, 2018 06:38
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 That kind of lying borders on pathological. Like, that would make news. It would be talked about. How mentally unstable do you need to be to write that out with all sincerity, thinking people will believe you?
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Mar 12, 2018 06:44
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I remember some people believed that because there was a case of someone that wasn't Michael Jackson performing at one of his concerts, but basically none of the other details matched up aside from that so it definitely wasn't that guy it happened to.
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Mar 12, 2018 06:46
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this sort of thing happens all the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOWFbYRGjz8
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Mar 12, 2018 08:27
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Zipperelli. posted:
I got tickets to the first night of Rembrandt Brown's comeback tour, and they actually did that as a sort of warmup sketch. An (admittedly VERY good) impersonator went up on stage first, and once he got halfway through the first song the real Crying Man showed up and played him off.
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Mar 12, 2018 09:09
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Tunicate posted:I got tickets to the first night of Rembrandt Brown's comeback tour, and they actually did that as a sort of warmup sketch. An (admittedly VERY good) impersonator went up on stage first, and once he got halfway through the first song the real Crying Man showed up and played him off. Same stdh, different dimension!
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Mar 12, 2018 13:46
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:Here's the status in full, with many congratulations and fawning I don't get it. Was she reading it aloud on the bus? I mean, I seen people do it on the bus before but they were crazy and/or assholes.
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Mar 12, 2018 15:01
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Whiskey A Go Go! posted:I don't get it. Was she reading it aloud on the bus? I mean, I seen people do it on the bus before but they were crazy and/or assholes. This person probably is, honestly
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Mar 12, 2018 15:17
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 I can't believe a kid would be so disrespectful to his elder
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Mar 12, 2018 21:47
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Things like that like "spell icup and then say funny colors" and the pen15 gang etc definitely happened, but it was never the adults retelling the story of how they totally got owned. It's not even a good one.
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Mar 12, 2018 21:53
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Ein cooler Typ posted:
Scott Adams burned the poo poo outta his mother
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Mar 12, 2018 21:55
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Scott Adams burned the poo poo outta his mother lmao
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Mar 12, 2018 21:58
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Scott Adams burned the poo poo outta his mother That's true, but what does the day Scott Adams was born have to do with this
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Mar 13, 2018 14:18
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All the times I've seen this, and I never noticed until now that he was taking about being mistaken for 00's Jackson. Nice self burn, kid.
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Mar 13, 2018 18:32
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Mar 14, 2018 00:13
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lol if any cashier is paid enough to risk themselves over a video game.
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Mar 14, 2018 00:22
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He should have saved his ten bux since he's about to be fired and sued.
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Mar 14, 2018 00:43
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I'm the 11 year-old who says things like, "karma, you lil bitch"
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Mar 14, 2018 00:49
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